I love this girl a lot. I buy her anything and everything, she doesn't need to ask, I just oblige. On her birthday, I bought her a 2014 "tear-rubber" Land Rover jeep, which costed me 29.6 million naira only (I'm not complaining cos I love her). Took her to the world’s most outrageously expensive vacation destination - The Musha Cay in the Bahamas, which also costed me "chicken change" 12 million naira per night for 3 weeks minus the money I paid Rihanna (her fav artist) to come play on the private island.

We jetted back to Lagos-Nigeria last week and without hesitation, went to my safe haven on Banana island. On one fateful night when we were about to do the "Do-Do", she said, No Sex Until We Get Married..........Well, that's a lie cos, I'm the one who said so. She cried and cried. Said, I don't love her. I told her the reason was, I made a vow not to lose my Virginity in any form until after marriage. Now, she's gone.

I have 3 things on my mind, pls which should I do?

(1) Should I go collect the 2014 LR jeep with the 24 karat gold Rolex wrist watch with her initials I bought to mention a few, from her?.
(2) Should I do the "Do-Do" with her? Or
(3) I keep my Virginity?

Jokes all made up. Gimme one million for my masters & you'd have your babe back.

Trolls everywia...

karmababe:
Jokes all made up. Gimme one million for my masters & you'd have your babe back.

Babe, I don't need to give u 1m for ur masters. Just send me ur credentials, I have a slot for a student to study at Harvard University. Any program, any course.

ERCROSS:
Trolls everywia...

A jealous comment. Is it my money or the "runaway" girl u jealous of?

Leave everything you bought for her , don't do the do-do and by doing so, you still keep your supposed virginity.

pocahontess:
Leave everything you bought for her , don't do the do-do and by doing so, you still keep your supposed virginity.

Seriously u took him serious

pocahontess:
Leave everything you bought for her , don't do the do-do and by doing so, you still keep your supposed virginity.

Why evils nah . You need to see this girl, I call her Medusa. She has a body of Nicki, a skin of Monalisa chinda, her lips like Anjelina jolie and a face of queen Bey. Tell me the man on this earth that will allow that go?

This joke needs water!

So dry!

It was ''almost'' funny... U can do better tho


Itz ma birthday guyz... Show me som luv!

Humblebloke:
It was ''almost'' funny... U can do better tho


Itz ma birthday guyz... Show me som luv!

Happy Birthday!.

What should I do?

Mtcheeewwwwww for wasting my mb

Juliaann:
Mtcheeewwwwww for wasting my mb

Lol..ur so crazy..

mapist:



Lol..ur so crazy..

Lol am not

Juliaann:
Lol am not

For wanting to hoard ur data,atleast u r..and u av earned my ff for dat.lol

Juliaann:
Mtcheeewwwwww for wasting my mb

Sugar!, its not a waste! I need your advise. Btw, how much mb did you waste?

Juliaann:
Lol am not

u dnt sleep?

chibwike:
u dnt sleep?

Good morning

Now tha you've gotten the attention and comments you want. What next?

Juliaann:
Good morning

Hw re u

all I see is rubbish

NinoBrown888:
Now tha you've gotten the attention and comments you want. What next?

I will pardon your statement just because of your siggy.

babadey:


I will pardon your statement just because of your siggy.

ina-ako june 12.