Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself
offers the other one. And that was the origin
of"buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's upper body
starts with letter "B".Breast, Blouse, Bra, Bikini,
Boobs & lower body with letter "P" Peticoat,
panties, pussy...
No wonder we men suffer from high BP!
3. Before sex, you help each other get
naked.After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral:
In life no one helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how many
times you got screwed to achieve it.
6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a
twosome. So next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard
for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to
make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A
wife is supposed to make her husband's dick
hard, not
his life..!
9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch
her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
result matters..
10. Now that I've educated you.....do same.

dirty you but i stll enjoyed it.bookmarked.