alentyno:

Ahahaha you guys will kill me with laughter here oooo

And his name is killzone

my guy its the name of a game and that was what I cud come up with at that time

I always Use Real Madrid and my opponent will be begging me to remove Cristiano Ronaldo. By chance if i should score 4 goals before 60mins, oboy forget, your leg no go touch ball again till full time.

Lol... my own weird die!! in fifa when it's time for pk shootout, I usually hide my pad even when I dey play against computer. thou shall not take any chance.

I invited a guy to come play games and we were playing wrestling(smack down vs raw) , that yeye boy keep smashing me (my player) on the floor, for good 3 minutes, my player no carry single arm, my eyes were red with anger, frustrated, as he was laughing, I was vexing, I look up the time at the wall,after about 5 minutes, I vexfully stand up and switch of the console and ask the guy to go his house, I'm not playing game with him again.

I need a cool guy who has a big and long diick to be my 2nd boyfriend. I love sex and one man can't please me. If you are capable you know what to do

Aswear

IyfeNamikaze:
Lol... my own weird die!! in fifa when it's time for pk shootout, I usually hide my pad even when I dey play against computer. thou shall not take any chance.

Commot!

irunobo2:
I need a cool guy who has a big and long diick to be my 2nd boyfriend. I love sex and one man can't please me. If you are capable you know what to do

Aswear all of you una dey make me laugh i do almost all of them

LOL Mine is. No matter who i score or when i score goal. I must celebrate then watch the replay to frusrtate my friends. And whenever i conceed i hadly speak to anyone till i score back or till the end of the match

alentyno:

Ahahaha you guys will kill me with laughter here oooo

And his name is killzone

yeah

lekjons:
bro. at a game-house,i lost d final pk,out of frustratn i punched 1 horrible-lookin guy wey sit beside me,blazin him own weed jeje..d way he turned 2 look at me wit dat his rabbit eyes(red eyes),i knw in ma mind dat dere's gon b trouble,damn! i'll never 4get dat day,dat modafuker turned me into a punchin bag..chai!..come c hw pple dey help me beg dat day!

I believe dis is an exact definition of weirdness. Congrats bro

Another one is restarting the console if I lose nfs was my regular customer.
Moving my body with the pad while playing nfs. Will still try to remember some

Sometimes if am playing games like MGS, GOW or COD and u kill a particular character, the rage I feel den ehn, u go fear shooting na... I mustu level everything down especially If am using a machine gun or in Kratos's case, slice all d sliceables... Combos den r easier for me to pull off...

Driving and bending with the pad na normal sumtin

You dnt want to b near me Wen I score a 30-50 yard goal in FIFA or PES. na u go vex

Jesuspikin7:
back in those days when NEPA do give us light every night I barely slept. Always played games from 11pm-4am everyday!

I always placed my school books under my laptop so each time I hear my parents bedroom door open, I swiftly close my lappy bring out the books and pretend to be jacking

And my mum will be like 'my son take easy na 2moro you continue biko'

And I will be like 'mum don't worry yourself books are like food to me; when am tired I will go to bed'

Chai! Deception of the highest degree.

oh dear oh dear this match has already seize to be a contest. love that part when u are giving ur opponent 6 to 8 Nell the comentetor says that

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tolustx:
I believe dis is an exact definition of weirdness. Congrats bro

NB:tryin 2 find smtin/sm1 2 hit while playin wz weird,b rational!

For me am a type of RPG fan(role playing game, i.e skyrim, final fantansy, warcraft, etc), i spend a lot of time and not even regarding gameplay or storyline on designing and building characters and that takes alot of my valuable time.

born2fuck:
I invited a guy to come play games and we were wrestling , that yeye boy keep smashing me on the floor, for good 3 minutes, my player no carry single arm, my eyes were red with anger, frustrated, as he was laughing, I was vexing, I look up the time at the wall,after about 5 minutes, I vexfully stand up and switch of the console and ask the guy to go his house, I'm not playing game with him again.

Lmao....rotfl... That was an unjust Rule. lol. Territorial bully. Can't stop laughing

In pes 2014,I was playing a champions league finals against manchester city with chelsea...the match started immediately and dzeko scored with a header....in the last minute,I used eden hazard to score an equalizer...out of happiness,I just up only for the fan to gv me a deep cut on my finger(I am about 6ft 6inches tall)....I felt like crying that day

I'm a coward when i loose some matches. I'll just exit the game and start again,. But wen i score? I'll celebrate like my life depended on that game.

Timohunk:
In pes 2014,I was playing a champions league finals against manchester city with chelsea...the match started immediately and dzeko scored with a header....in the last minute,I used eden hazard to score an equalizer...out of happiness,I just up only for the fan to gv me a deep cut on my finger(I am about 6ft 6inches tall)....I felt like crying that day

Jesuspikin7:
back in those days when NEPA do give us light every night I barely slept. Always played games from 11pm-4am everyday!

I always placed my school books under my laptop so each time I hear my parents bedroom door open, I swiftly close my lappy bring out the books and pretend to be jacking

And my mum will be like 'my son take easy na 2moro you continue biko'

And I will be like 'mum don't worry yourself books are like food to me; when am tired I will go to bed'

And you be Jesuspikin?

tolustx:

Lol. I knw what it feels lyk to vex. I ve a frnd who uses mancity agains me wen we play pes2013. Whenever he uses aguero to score an hatrick, I always bcom furious inside. Ask me why...





Because of d way jon champion makes dat comment... He says "aguero, has completed his hatrick". Always sounding lyk mockery.

i can feel ur pain bro

as for me, pple no dey quick notice buh dey use to know sooner or later, as for me na ma fingers and toes dey press pad togetjer

GOD...omoh players de suffer fr ma hand

..wen ever i play PES...n any of dem mks a wrong move or misses a goal.*n na me de control dem oo*

..pple around stare at me with raised brows.... demma like"chai a yung lad.gon crazy ds time"..

I used to hide pad wen playing pk against computer;d
I can't forget wen I came back from 3 goals to win, I frustrated my brother he started crying. . mom got angry she seized d console

Wen my opponent shoots a wayward shot and jon champion says 'he couldn't hit a bundle let alone the corner flag', it motivates me to murder him

samdean:
oh dear oh dear this match has already seize to be a contest. love that part when u are giving ur opponent 6 to 8 Nell the comentetor says that

Oh tanks mate, u jst reminded me the words, twas wat I was thinkin.

Oh dear oh dear its becoming more and more like shooting practise, wen playin 5-0 and above