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By Force Missionary! Click. by 8j(m): 12:09pm On Nov 17, 2008
A friend attended a church & was given a drink & snacks for refreshment as a 1st timer. D nxt sunday he visited anoda church & was gîven the same treatment as the 1st church. Contineusly he did for 5years. Now he is diabetic & bestow's me with the post of a missionary 2move from one church 2another in scout of churches dat give Beer, egovin, e.t.c. to 1st timers. Pls wat kind of refreshment does ur church offer to 1st timer? Nairalanders, pleasssssss ''SAVE'' my FRIEND!!!

Thanks, New Penticostal MISSIONARY!!!
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by just2nice(m): 12:32pm On Nov 17, 2008
Na oil beans and pure water my church dey give new members.But you must give a minimum of 100 naira as offering,or else,na River Niger water them go give you.
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 12:53pm On Nov 17, 2008
Uhm. . . Poster, U should open this thread in the religious section or the Generaql Discussion section nna. Anyways, considering U are new, I welcome you to the Joke section. Feel free (but not too free) grin

Anyways, to answa your question (in a serious matter and not in a joking way), my church is very poor and we are owing the bank 2.5 million ringgit which is like $800,000.00 so we no fit spend on unnecessary cost like food for new comers/old comers and whoever comers. Hope that helps smiley
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by bydot1(m): 12:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
undecided
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by bydot1(m): 12:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
undecided
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 12:58pm On Nov 17, 2008
Wetin happen to you? Contribute something for the poster nna angry
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by bydot1(m): 1:26pm On Nov 17, 2008
Aiite, to be candid there is ntin much given to new comers except to indicate by coming outside.
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 1:27pm On Nov 17, 2008
But how come I go hear say they give weedgrass?
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by walttt(m): 1:32pm On Nov 17, 2008
gabrywyl:

Uhm. . . Poster, U should open this thread in the religious section or the Generaql Discussion section nna. Anyways, considering U are new, I welcome you to the Joke section. Feel free (but not too free) grin

Anyways, to answa your question (in a serious matter and not in a joking way), my church is very poor and we are owing the bank 2.5 million ringgit which is like $800,000.00 so we no fit spend on unnecessary cost like food for new comers/old comers and whoever comers. Hope that helps smiley
wetin ur church do owe $800,000?
i no fit shout
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 1:34pm On Nov 17, 2008
Cause we are building a Multipurpose Hall for our usage and we loan money from the bank to build it nna
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by disease(m): 1:39pm On Nov 17, 2008
As pastor Offering, our church u give offering when u enter the church, during prayers, during deliverance, during sermon, on offering time, and when u leave the church.

Come u and ur cash are highly welcome.
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by MrCrackles(m): 1:45pm On Nov 17, 2008
disease:

As pastor Offering, our church u give offering when u enter the church, during prayers, during deliverance, during semen, on offering time, and when u leave the church.

Come u and ur cash are highly welcome.

shocked shocked shocked
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by bydot1(m): 1:47pm On Nov 17, 2008
Meehn ur pastor don make am, *singing* maga don pay shout halleluya oh oh oh
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 1:50pm On Nov 17, 2008
Disease, this na boguss lie.

Hallo Mr Crackles! grin
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by MrCrackles(m): 1:55pm On Nov 17, 2008
gabrywyl:

Disease, this na boguss lie.

Hallo Mr Crackles! grin

Crackles is goody good today!

How r u Gabs?! wink
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 1:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
Da Gabster dey fine nna grin I dont know why but I really really really loveeeeeeeeeeeeee your name nna. Same goes for Mr Turkey LMAO! grin
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by walttt(m): 1:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ Gabri
Multi purpose hall? u meanu could use it for schooling, hotel (ashewo), weddings, ceremonies?
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 1:58pm On Nov 17, 2008
yes nna. Exactly that smiley
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by walttt(m): 2:00pm On Nov 17, 2008
@ gabri
i hope u know what ashewo means?
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by walttt(m): 2:01pm On Nov 17, 2008
abi u think say na[b] aso-ebi [/b] i write?
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 2:03pm On Nov 17, 2008
Na waaa!!!! Excluding that mehn. . . .  angry
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by bydot1(m): 2:04pm On Nov 17, 2008
hehehe, or aso_oke
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by disease(m): 2:06pm On Nov 17, 2008
Chei! shocked
When did I say 'during semen'. I meant 'during sermon'. shocked
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 2:06pm On Nov 17, 2008
by.dot. I have added you to my YIM. What is it you wanna clear up with me? ABEG Oo, dont mistaken me like the other peeps nna. I will cry loudly if you do  sad
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by bydot1(m): 2:09pm On Nov 17, 2008
Dont worry i ll meet u there
Re: By Force Missionary! Click. by Gabry(f): 2:10pm On Nov 17, 2008
oh oh. . . You are scaring me now sad cry

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