Nigeria is a country where:
* Weddings must always be on saturday.
* You must always put on native to weddings
* When one has any problem, it's "Ise aye"...
Then I asked myself, "Se 'aye' no dey abroad
ni"...lol
* People using Android and BlackBerry still
dey find cheat up and down.
* Singlet na our danfo drivers uniform.
* It's guys responsibility to always buy gifts
for their girls. (Chai!)
* Where terrorist fit upload over 57 minutes
video from the forest on YouTube, and we
wey dey city no go fit upload 1 minute video
(Se I no go pack my load go forest like this?)
* Where Maths teachers be like, "Example, 2
2=4". "Then home work, 2*2/2*48x 3b=?".
(Chai... Maths teachers, no be so you give us
for the example na.)
* Where Public schools is better than Private
schools... Chai!
* Where some people will finish reading this
and laugh, then their hand go pain them to
drop comment or like... Lol

or you meant to say private schools better than public schools

So I should comment on this dry joke.