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Love Mathematics by arvinsloane(m): 3:26pm On Oct 28, 2014
2nd Semester Exams 4 All Departments...

Course: Love Mathematics.

Course code: GMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30minutes.

1.If a girl is in love for 10years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, what is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 3 girls for three years, calculate the expenses and loss for the three years?

3. In not more than thirty-words. State the difference between Orobo girls and Lekpa girls.

4.With the aid of a label drawn diagram, explain the term "Ukwu".

Question 5- For girls only
5.Use the almighty formula to calculate the speedometer of your boyfriend using the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

Question 6- For boys only.
6.You send an airtime worth #200 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text. Calculate the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent.

7.If you break up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8.As a guy,you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. Calculate the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour.

9.When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship, married. Briefly explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!!!!
Good Luck!- Dean For Student Affair!
Re: Love Mathematics by Nobody: 3:29pm On Oct 28, 2014
El oh el
Re: Love Mathematics by peterpaulis(m): 3:33pm On Oct 28, 2014
undecided... Nice one, you're coming up though
Re: Love Mathematics by arvinsloane(m): 4:00pm On Oct 28, 2014
peterpaulis:
undecided... Nice one, you're coming up though
grin cheesy upcoming star
Re: Love Mathematics by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 28, 2014
Lol.. That question 9 sha.
Re: Love Mathematics by dre11(m): 6:01pm On Oct 28, 2014
This ur question 4 Nah something
How person wan take draw amtongue



Em
That question 5 is not so clear sir
Expanciate furthergrin

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