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Six Types Of People I Realised In Naija Banks by frankkydee(m): 6:01pm On Oct 29, 2014
SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE I REALISED IN 9ja BANK
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank,
common pen they won't have.
These pple are very dangerous, once u
borrow them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify
dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "may I have ur pen?" Believe me,
that's d last time u will see that pen (except if u're
lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey
enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or
deposit) all they do is to know the last person and
u hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt
taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at
d end of d day,
they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don
tell am I was here b4 u blah
blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't
obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they
just
walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks
them 2sit down & within 5 mins they've
completed there transactions while u
still dey there looking like mumu 4 queue. (Daris
Godu oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple
will always av a problem with d bank
door, then u see them removing their belts, car
keys, mobile phones etc and
yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go back" My
bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go
allow u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na JAMB
questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing,
squeezing & take another one. To write
common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even d so
called undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario......................
...........CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These
pple usually behave like them no dey dis world
since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's
date, even after telling
them d correct date, they will ask some1 else
again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo...
PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE
Re: Six Types Of People I Realised In Naija Banks by ghost1718(m): 6:48pm On Oct 29, 2014
i dey do no,3 because the company i control is very big and we dont have time to waste in BANK SO ANY TIME I ENTER BANK, I GO meet the cashier do my thing and walk out

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