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Six Types Of People I Realised In Naija Banks by frankkydee(m): 6:01pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE I REALISED IN 9ja BANK 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I have ur pen?" Believe me, that's d last time u will see that pen (except if u're lucky). 2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2sit down & within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u still dey there looking like mumu 4 queue. (Daris Godu oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go back" My bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... # LOL! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario...................... ...........CHAI!!! 6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo... PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE |
Re: Six Types Of People I Realised In Naija Banks by ghost1718(m): 6:48pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
i dey do no,3 because the company i control is very big and we dont have time to waste in BANK SO ANY TIME I ENTER BANK, I GO meet the cashier do my thing and walk out |
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