10 Commandments for Wives


1 ~ Don’t bother your husband with petty
troubles and complaints when he comes
home from work.
2 ~ Be a good listener. Let him tell you his
troubles; yours will seem trivial in comparison.
3 ~ Remember your most important job is to
build up and maintain his ego (which gets bruised
plenty in business). Morale is a woman’s
business.
4 ~ Let him relax before dinner, and discuss
family problems after the “inner man” has been
satisfied.
5 ~ Always remember he’s a male and marital
relations promote harmony. Have sane views
about sex.
6 ~ No man likes a wife who is always tired out.
Conserve your energy so you can give him the
companionship he craves.
7 ~ Never hold up your husband to ridicule in the
presence of others. If you must criticize, do so
privately and without anger.
8 ~ Remember a man is only a grown-up boy. He
needs mothering and enjoys it if not piled on too
thick.
9 ~ Don’t live beyond your means, or add to your
husband’s financial burdens.
10 ~ Don’t try to boss him around. Let him think
he wears the pants.




10 Commandments for Husbands


1 ~ Remember your wife wants to be treated as
your sweetheart always.
2 ~ Remember her birthdays and your wedding
anniversaries.
3 ~ Bring her some gift every week, no matter
how inexpensive it may be. (It’s not the price,
it’s the thought.)
4 ~ Don’t take love for granted. Don’t “ration”
your kisses. Being a woman, she wants you to
woo her.
5 ~ Respect her privacy.
6 ~ Always be tender, kind and considerate even
under trying circumstances.
7 ~ Don’t be stingy with money; be a generous
provider.
8 ~ Compliment her new dress, “hair-do,”
cooking, etc.
9 ~ Always greet her with a kiss, especially when
other people are around.
10 ~ Remember marriage is a 50-50 proposition
and you are not the majority stock holder.