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| What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Pekkelly(f): 10:05am On Oct 31, 2014 |
What would you do if you are on a plane and suddenly you hear the pilot saying: "i salute una o! My name na ismaila, i be cleaner for dis plane before, but as the pilot no report for duty on time, na im i press one button o, true true the plane comot for ground. The only problem now be how we go take land, because e be like say na ATLANTIC OCEAN i dey see so ooo!!! |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by funstufz: 3:54am On Nov 04, 2014 |
Tell am make he press the Reverse button jare to carry una back and wait for the pilot... Bon voyage... abi no be so den dey talk am |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Kyase(m): 11:41pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Time to learn flying of plane. Since wether I learn or I no learn e go stil crash... So better make do practicals there. |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Pekkelly(f): 7:06pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Kyase:lol... smart guy |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Kyase(m): 7:30pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Pekkelly:Thanks |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by holyboss: 8:43pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
Is simple na! Since d plane is not working negatively, den he shud keep doing it just as he has bn doin till we pass d ocean an then we can talk of alighting via parachute..  |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Pekkelly(f): 10:00pm On Nov 10, 2014 |
holyboss:he be lyk say u dey watch american movies well well 1 Like |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by holyboss: 6:46am On Nov 11, 2014 |
Pekkelly:  don't mind me jareBTW, at your monika, what's pekking d kelly?  "pekkelly" |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by PHAYOL81: 7:27pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Believ me,pilot go plenty inside plane o but i can guarantee all i need 2 get d damnn thng 2 safety is our dearest GOOGLE.Case solvd   |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Pekkelly(f): 6:22pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
holyboss:lolz... Thats a trade secret |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Pekkelly(f): 6:24pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
PHAYOL81:guy u intelligent o... Bt na network person go cum dey pray 4. 1 Like |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by holyboss: 7:35pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
PHAYOL81:internet inside plane  u wan hasten d crash? |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Pekkelly(f): 9:04am On Nov 21, 2014 |
holyboss: |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by HenCq15: 10:19am On Nov 21, 2014 |
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| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by joxxy01(m): 2:52pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
i go comot shirt open window for fresh air |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Maccoy1(m): 9:33pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
holyboss:how would internet hasten the crash? |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by holyboss: 6:28am On Nov 22, 2014 |
Maccoy1:That turns out to be a tough question to answer, but those who've studied the rules sum it up as better safe than sorry. http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/01/21/cell.phones.planes/ |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by Pekkelly(f): 11:28am On Nov 23, 2014 |
joxxy01:it will make the dying process an enjoyable one |
| Re: What Would You Do??? (a Must Read!) by zeegirl1059(f): 12:37pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Pekkelly:lol |
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