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A Love Letter From A Mechanic To An orange Seller by rukevwe321: 3:45pm On Oct 31, 2014
Hello Girl, I want to write u dis letter.
Becos everyday I saw u opposite with my
workshop.
U saw me & I also saw u everyday. But I hav
wash u 4 a severally time now. The way ur
behaviour
is, nor good for me. I want to take u as a
good garlfriend. Because ur beautyfool garl in
Dis our
town. So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to
talk to u but u don’t half tym. Dat is y I
shouldn’t came
& talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letter,
just phone me & gave me d reply or d
answer!
I am doned. Good byeeeeee.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer,
Itzdah Froshboinamed Chux
THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear chux ,
I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u wen u saw
me but I shy and I look down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u
but I kannot left my orange becus this is
where I shop. I want to phone u but you have
to resharge me. Ur
leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my
compand I
will mit u for backayard.
Yours forever

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