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Funniest Crime Of 2014 by Vikkie14: 3:36pm On Nov 01, 2014
CANADIAN MAN ATTEMPTS TO SMUGGLE 51 TURTLES OVER BORDER.
In September, Canadian resident Kai Xu was found by border agents at the Detroit-Windsor tunnel border crossing with more than 50 turtles strapped to his body under his clothes. He was charged with smuggling.

UPS WORKER TRADES STOLEN $160,000 DIAMOND FOR $20 OF MARIJUANA
UPS worker Walter Earl Morisson stole a package in September when unloading a cargo plane by stuffing it under his shirt, thinking it contains cash. He traded it with $20 worth of marijuana. He was charged with felony theft.



MAN STEALS CAR TO ORDER FOR FOOD.
Erick Aguilar wasn't willing to take a no for an answer when attempting to grab some food at the Oklahoma City Mc Donald's back in September , and car-jacked a woman in line at the drive thru. He was charged with robbery.



THIEVES TRY TO SELL BURGLED ITEMS BACK TO VICTIM.
A woman in Denver, Colorado returned home one day to find her home had been broken into through the window, and a portable gaming system and jacket had been taken. Later that day, while waiting to meet the police in town, three men walked up to her and attempted to sell her a portable gaming system whick had recently been removed from her home grin . Also, one of the men was wearing her jacket. The cops arrived and the crime was solved.



MAN ATTEMPTS TO ORDER DINNER FROM THE RESTAURANT HE ROBBED HOURS EARLIER.
Daniel Lee Warn burglarized an El Pollo Loco restaurant in Costa Mesa, California, back in July 2014. Later that day, he somehow thought it'd be a fine idea to return, WITHOUT CHANGING HIS CLOTHES, and attempt to order food. Police were called and he was arrested for burglary.



INMATE SURRENDERS DURING PRISON BREAK SO OTHERS COULD SLEEP.
Simeon Keith Lippert attempts to break out of jail in western Montana through ductwork, resulting in a lockdown and jail-wide search. At 1:30am, Lippert started to feel some regret, and went on the intercom to tell officers to, "come get me so the rest of these guys can get some sleep". TRUE REMORSE.


WOMAN GIVES FAKE NAME FOR SMOKING IN A NON-SMOKING SECTION.
Tina Lunn had the audacity to smoke in a noon-smoking section, so she was getting slapped with a citation. But rather than own up to her crimes, she decided to give a fake name and birth date-- ONE THAT HAS AN ARREST WARRANT.

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