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Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Nobody: 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2014
God punish devil

Mehn, see church concept!
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by omanifrank(m): 2:38pm On Nov 02, 2014
sunnyshayne:
God punish devil

Mehn, see church concept!
nor b small
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Nobody: 3:21pm On Nov 02, 2014
Is that a good thing or a bad thing
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by hardbody: 4:11pm On Nov 02, 2014
omanifrank:
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Nigerian Churches In 2030

Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

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Bros this has been happening since. Abi you just dey learn?
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by DivineNature1(m): 4:25pm On Nov 02, 2014
exxell:
How pentecostal churches will be.... Not how the Catholic church will be. We have traditions

Yes bro! u are very much correct..No matter what they say about us (Catholics) we are different n it's clear.. Have u ever seen ipads used in Catholic alters..never! we have traditions and high moral standard....

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Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by 9jahubcom(m): 4:55pm On Nov 02, 2014
DivineNature1:


Yes bro! u are very much correct..No matter what they say about us (Catholics) we are different n it's clear.. Have u ever seen ipads used in Catholic alters..never! we have traditions and high moral standard....
una nor dey use to technology...
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Harmvirus(f): 5:42pm On Nov 02, 2014
Lol
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by kilokeys(m): 6:14pm On Nov 02, 2014
And really i dont see anything wrong with any of it..

if we stuck to religion we would
1. still read from scrolls
2. evangelise via camels
3. wear gowns and salubata
4. keep beards

if u r of God.. u would love, adore and reverence him.. now, in 2030 or in 3014 if he tarries
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by kilokeys(m): 6:18pm On Nov 02, 2014
DivineNature1:


Yes bro! u are very much correct..No matter what they say about us (Catholics) we are different n it's clear.. Have u ever seen ipads used in Catholic alters..never! we have traditions and high moral standard....
slow poke... so why u no use letter send message to seun.. why are u on NL?
christianity is a lifestyle..

not just moments of sanctimonious pretence.

u shouldn't use bibles with modern text, fine prints and bindings..
u should use scrolls made of skin written with ink and feathers..


gosh.. we have brains.. why are we so daft?
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 8:47pm On Nov 02, 2014
exxell:
How pentecostal churches will be.... Not how the Catholic church will be. We have traditions
thank u sir. Exactly wot i wanted to say.
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 8:50pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:

slow poke... so why u no use letter send message to seun.. why are u on NL?
christianity is a lifestyle..

not just moments of sanctimonious pretence.

u shouldn't use bibles with modern text, fine prints and bindings..
u should use scrolls made of skin written with ink and feathers..


gosh.. we have brains.. why are we so daft?
ok, after u must have used ur ipad to watch porn, u stil use it and read d bible. Nw whose z daft.?
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 8:54pm On Nov 02, 2014
KayWhyMe:
I see nothing wrong with the e-church. No any difference with the ordinary one. Or, what does the ordinary one offer that the e-one couldn't?
wia 2 or more are Gathered , d lord is there with them, nt wia 2 or more are online, d lord is watsapping wit them.
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by kilokeys(m): 9:03pm On Nov 02, 2014
Elkristo:
ok, after u must have used ur ipad to watch porn, u stil use it and read d bible. Nw whose z daft.?

u r dafter than i thought.. so u r saying there ipads shouldnt be taken to church cos they can be used ro watch p. orn..

so lettered materials like books cant have por. n.. u havent seen or heard abt playboy mags, and other literoticas?..
ill pray for u..
our God is nt foolish o.. so i dont know why u call urself his child when u dont have sense.

even d devil seems smarter than u
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 9:16pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:


u r dafter than i thought.. so u r saying there ipads shouldnt be taken to church cos they can be used ro watch p. orn..

so lettered materials like books cant have por. n.. u havent seen or heard abt playboy mags, and other literoticas?..
ill pray for u..
our God is nt foolish o.. so i dont know why u call urself his child when u dont have sense.

even d devil seems smarter than u
hmm, abuses!, i tot som1 was reasonable nd i was tryin to relate to an open argument. "child of God".
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by kilokeys(m): 9:17pm On Nov 02, 2014
Elkristo:
hmm, abuses!, i tot som1 was reasonable nd i was tryin to relate to an open argument. "child of God".

i didnt abuse u..

i just stated a fact.. u r unintelligent
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 9:26pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:


i didnt abuse u..

i just stated a fact.. u r unintelligent
ok mr intelligent, the way u handle an ordinary book is it d way u handle ur bible?, nobody said u shuldnt go to church wit an ipad. But if u r using it as ur bible dnt defy it wit ungodly materials cos it contain Gods message, unless u are one of d "give to caeser wot belongs to caeser nd to God wot belongs to God"
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by kilokeys(m): 9:32pm On Nov 02, 2014
Elkristo:
ok mr intelligent, the way u handle an ordinary book is it d way u handle ur bible?, nobody said u shuldnt go to church wit an ipad. But if u r using it as ur bible dnt defy it wit ungodly materials cos it contain Gods message, unless u are one of d "give to caeser wot belongs to caeser nd to God wot belongs to God"

my God owns the heavens and the earth.. with all the materials used to produce the ipads and tabs.
ill worship him with all he makes available to me

and nt everyone watches por. n.. for me its been years, four years ago infact. so stop generalising
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 9:36pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:


my God owns the heavens and the earth.. with all the materials used to produce the ipads and tabs.
ill worship him with all he makes available to me

and nt everyone watches por. n.. for me its been years, four years ago infact. so stop generalising
then i have a question 4 u, since God is the creator of all things, did he create evil?
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by kilokeys(m): 9:41pm On Nov 02, 2014
Elkristo:
then i have a question 4 u, since God is the creator of all things, did he create evil?

evil is the absence of good, not the opposite

same way darkness is the absence of light.
define what u mean when u say "Evil".
man has a free will. freedom of choice
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Elkristo(m): 9:46pm On Nov 02, 2014
kilokeys:


evil is the absence of good, not the opposite

same way darkness is the absence of light.

good. Now. Adam and Eve ate d fruit of d knowledge of good and evil wich was created by God. So y did d evil manifest wen d fruit contained both knowledge?
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by kilokeys(m): 10:02pm On Nov 02, 2014
Elkristo:
good. Now. Adam and Eve ate d fruit of d knowledge of good and evil wich was created by God. So y did d evil manifest wen d fruit contained both knowledge?

the problem of d garden was obedience..

who ever u obey is ur master..

he disobeyed God..
obeyed d devil
became a slave to sin.
.. the concept of the tree i cannot explain
Re: Below Is How Nigerian Churches Will Become In 2030: (must See) by Nobody: 9:52am On Nov 04, 2014
Elkristo:
wia 2 or more are Gathered , d lord is there with them, nt wia 2 or more are online, d lord is watsapping wit them.

Being online is a state of consciousness quite the same as that consciousness you have when you are among those two or more gathering. What's the defference!

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