A Nigerian teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered class, he began
by calling Their Names. He said "Sheng." A student said,
"Present." He called the second name, "Chu
Muon."
Another student said, "Present." Suddenly, he sneezed,"Hatchia!"
One student seated at the corner stood
up and said,"Present." He then exclaimed and said,
"hmmmm..."
All the student shouted, "Absent." The teacher came closer to find out
what was going on, as he moved his
pen fell on the table and made the
sound, "Ting chung!"
A certain boy said, "Present sir." He got confused and said, "well Shaa..."
Three students stood up and said,
"Which of us?" The teacher now laughed, "Hahaha!"
A girl Stood Up and said, "Present sir." The teacher became more confused
and he asked, "What is wrong?"
A student stood up and said, "Sir, I'm
not Wrong, I'm called Wong."... The Teacher Fainted!

Am nt wrong am wong::::::::!! Halirious statement**

aahahahahahahah dis one got me rolling....tanks bro and God bless...happy sunday to u too