If you are the 'lazy' type, get in here.
If you are however the hardworking type, and need help in managing your routine, This is also for you.

You may be physically lazy but not mentally lazy, This thread will help you.
Mentally lazy, but not physical....
mentally and physically lazy ... You will learn too
Old days are pass away, we are in technological days, where your brain puts you ahead of others.

Ok,

On Topic.

Basic things that would improve us, saves time, money, manages stress, etc.
There is a saying ' Ejire afufu anyi isi' (not sure i got the spelling), which translates "you do not boost with sufferings"

So lets go there.

Cave men that are not willing to help, pls stay out

One happily lazy Wife reporting, fire on ma! Chilli one is either lazy or hard working, if hard working ,use grinding stones, hand wash and plant your own cassava. If lazy, chilli is here to help .

Aisha2, I got an application for pdf voice reader.

It practically reads your pdf files for you while you relax, listen and maybe while polishing your nails, you get to acquires some knowledge too.

If you are interested, its called vbookz pdf reader .

How does it help you, if you find it difficult to finish that 760pages of boring text, you could hire it out for someone to read it out for you

These women una no go kill person o .

Y'all want some people on NL to die abi, ok o.

beeevan:
One happily lazy Wife reporting, fire on ma!

Thank you, welcome on board. Its an interactive thread. Drop your suggestions too.

Its this place i learned how to wash beans for moi moi without the olden days method.
You will have to put in the blender, use the pulse function for about 10 secs , then rinse it off.
All the scales gone
It has helped ma alot esp when i want to make a fast one.


You owe me for this free information

freecocoa:
These women una no go kill person o .

Y'all want some people on NL to die abi, ok o.

No, you got it wrong, not interested if they die of hypertension because some people decides to benefit from what will make their lives easier. If that is what will kill them, then we cant help them, can we?

I will be back with more tips.

Questions are welcomed

Chillisauce:


Thank you, welcome on board. Its an interactive thread. Drop your suggestions too.

Its this place i learned how to wash beans for moi moi without the olden days method.
You will have to put in the blender, use the pulse function for about 10 secs , then rinse it off.
All the scales gone
It has helped ma alot esp when i want to make a fast one.


You owe me for this free information

Suggestions...errrhmmmm, erhmmm, how about blending some crayfish and pepper, then store them away . Chilli no idea,make i dey zoom...

i like gadgets so my wife would be spoilt for choice. besides, kitchen gadgets would limit her excuses when it's time to fire her in the bedroom.

[quote author=Chillisauce post=27744003]
Thank you, welcome on board. Its an interactive thread. Drop your suggestions too.
Its this place i learned how to wash beans for moi moi without the olden days method.
You will have to put in the blender, use the pulse function for about 10 secs , then rinse it off.
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I hope that woman that said she fries akara for her Oga everyday sees this. Unless ofcourse the taste might change and Oga would complain Me I go try am sha. Thank u Chili.

Abeg,I feel in love with this song today. Can't wait to dance for Oga after he must have prepared me his delicious ofe nsala ie white soup.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enf68hEsvys

Chillisauce:


No, you got it wrong, not interested if they die of hypertension because some people decides to benefit from what will make their lives easier. If that is what will kill them, then we cant help them, can we?

I will be back with more tips.

Questions are welcomed

Just messing with y'all ni, as I couldn't care less what they think.

Hey,I heard the yam that is pound in the mortar is sweeter than the poundo machine one.Can anyone confirm pls?

coogar:
i like gadgets so my wife would be spoilt for choice. besides, kitchen gadgets would limit her excuses when it's time to fire her in the bedroom.

Give me a hug son! You certainly get the idea

@ thread, since I discovered using my lovely food processor to make pounded yam my life has not been the same. It is better and fluffier than mortar pounded yam and it takes 5mins too. I also have a veggie chop which chops my okra in 5mins, a feat that would take at least hour in the past because of the volume of okra I cook at a go.

thorpido:
Hey,I heard the yam that is pound in the mortar is sweeter than the poundo machine one.Can anyone confirm pls?

I'd like to invite you to dinner just to prove how wrong they are

thorpido:
Hey,I heard the yam that is pound in the mortar is sweeter than the poundo machine one.Can anyone confirm pls?

horseshit!
pounded yam is the same everywhere. do they even have taste? it's the soup people enjoy, not the pounded mould.

if the soup is grade A, whatever you eat it with would go down well even if it's a ball of cotton wool. help your wives to help you.

naijababe:


Give me a hug son! You certainly get the idea

@ thread, since I discovered using my lovely food processor to make pounded yam my life has not been the same. It is better and fluffier than mortar pounded yam and it takes 5mins too. I also have a veggie chop which chops my okra in 5mins, a feat that would take at least hour in the past because of the volume of okra I cook at a go.



I'd like to invite you to dinner just to prove how wrong they are

PLs, im interested in that okra slicer. I buy monthly worth and it takes me like an hour to cut with the grater, with bumps in my fingers sometimes. Do you have a pic? or where to get it. Pls share. Thanks

Chillisauce:

PLs, im interested in that okra slicer. I buy monthly worth and it takes me like an hour to cut with the grater, with bumps in my fingers sometimes. Do you have a pic? or where to get it. Pls share. Thanks

so you eat okra too? ewwwww!

The only lazy women I did know are the ones


LAZY IN BED

coogar:

so you eat okra too? ewwwww!

i rarely do, i prefer ogbolo, but thats the only legume soup my princess would eat. i mix with spinach. That the only time she gets her vegetable.

So i make sure i give her everyday.

she loves the feeling it has on her throat.

yummy. You should see her face...

Ummmm, yummy

Chillisauce:


PLs, im interested in that okra slicer. I buy monthly worth and it takes me like an hour to cut with the grater, with bumps in my fingers sometimes. Do you have a pic? or where to get it. Pls share. Thanks

Yes ma'am.

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/veggiechop-vegetable-chopper/ Got mine from JML website

You can also use a food processor, I use both interchangeably

Chairman of laziness reporting...
I'm a gadget freak..Just ordered a multicooker even though I have a slow cooker already(can't wait for it to land!).My beloved gadget is a spiraliser,it grates veggies into lovely ribbons!
Please,can you elaborate more on pulsing the beans?How long do I soak it for? I run away from moi moi cos my hands are tooo lazy to peel beans and the powdered one isn't that great.
Thanks!

naijababe:


Yes ma'am.

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/veggiechop-vegetable-chopper/

You can also use a food processor, I use both interchangeably

less than 20 dollars?
why are the men complaining in the other thread then? i would buy 10 of these gadgets if it will reduce my wifey's excuses of fatigue

Chillisauce:

i rarely do, i prefer ogbolo, but thats the only legume soup my princess would eat. i mix with spinach. That the only time she gets her vegetable.

So i make sure i give her everyday.
she loves the feeling it has on her throat.
yummy. You should see her face...
Ummmm, yummy

chilli, you are crazy.

hispinkolo:
Chairman of laziness reporting...
I'm a gadget freak..Just ordered a multicooker even though I have a[b] slow cooker [/b]already(can't wait for it to land!).My beloved gadget is a spiraliser,it grates veggies into lovely ribbons!
Please,can you elaborate more on pulsing the beans?How long do I soak it for? I run away from moi moi cos my hands are tooo lazy to peel beans and the powdered one isn't that great.
Thanks!

Slow cookers are brilliant for cooking meat, whole chicken, yam pottage and beans.

God bless the inventors of these gadgets

coogar:


less than 20 dollars?
why are the men complaining in the other thread then? i would buy 10 of these gadgets if it will reduce my wifey's excuses of fatigue



chilli, you are crazy.

Walahi, Odin no go strike near where you dey!

How to change your car tires if you have a flat.

1. Flash your teeth, roll your eyes and get some one to do it .

If no help available

2. Remove your heels, take your tire spanner, squat and do some exercise by turning it anti -clockwise.

If it refuses to move, look for a bigger hallow rod , attach to the spanner, it comes off easy without having to use a lot of strength. Infact with a hallow rod, you can change the tires of a truck very easy. So if you are looking at the career of a mechanic, dont be afraid, everything comes easier now

Wow, learning new stuffs here . Following. ...

hispinkolo:
Chairman of laziness reporting...
I'm a gadget freak..Just ordered a multicooker even though I have a slow cooker already(can't wait for it to land!).My beloved gadget is a spiraliser,it grates veggies into lovely ribbons!
Please,can you elaborate more on pulsing the beans?How long do I soak it for? I run away from moi moi cos my hands are tooo lazy to peel beans and the powdered one isn't that great.
Thanks!

i soak like 10mins. put in blender with enough water, you know the button for blending, buy you hold the button for like 2seconds, release, hold again release. You gauge with your eyes.

when it looks half crushed, put in running tap, the scales will float and wash off.
brb

Who knows? I might get additional tips for my wife
Make I spread my mat here

Chillisauce:
How to change your car tires if you have a flat.

1. Flash your teeth, roll your eyes and get some one to do it .

If no help available

2. Remove your heels, take your tire spanner, squat and do some exercise by turning it anti -clockwise.

If it refuses to move, look for a bigger hallow rod , attach to the spanner, it comes off easy without having to use a lot of strength. Infact with a hallow rod, you can change the tires of a truck very easy. So if you are looking at the career of a mechanic, dont be afraid, everything comes easier now

this is too stressful!
all she needs to do is pull up her skirt above the knee & stick a leg out for male drivers to see her. within minutes, men would jump out of their cars in droves to help her out.

https://www.nairaland.com/1128688/cheeky-shortcuts-take-parents-make

I am the queen of short cuts so I guess I am chief lazy woman

chillisauce oya click on that thread you will see more lazy tips

Naijababe that okra one is the bomb I can make okra now in 10-15 mins

Another free one for beans..just put all your ingredients oil seasoning pepper in a pressure pot (will look for rhe picture)
whatever close it and stretch your feet while your beans comes out ready in the next 45 mins.

I hear you can use for stews and soups but I no lazy reach that one

I knew coogar will be on the side of we lazy women am sure coogar will hire a cook for his wife sef..the only lazy in coogar's dictionary is slacking in the bedroom department

damiso:
I knew coogar will be on the side of we lazy women am sure coogar will hire a cook for his wife sef.. the only lazy in coogar dictionary is slacking in the bedroom department

you are right on the money!

naijababe:


@ thread, since I discovered using my lovely food processor to make pounded yam my life has not been the same. It is better and fluffier than mortar pounded yam and it takes 5mins too.

Bullsh1t!
What about the smoothness and slight elasticity of the mortar pounded yam? Your yam pounder pales in comparison.

damiso:
https://www.nairaland.com/1128688/cheeky-shortcuts-take-parents-make

I am the queen of short cuts so I guess I am chief lazy woman

chillisauce oya click on that thread you will see more lazy tips

Naijababe that okra one is the bomb I can make okra now in 10-15 mins

Another free one for beans..just put all your ingredients oil seasoning pepper in a pressure pot (will look for rhe picture)
whatever close it and stretch your feet while your beans comes out ready in the next 45 mins.

I hear you can use for stews and soups but I no lazy reach that one

You and me both for short cut. I prefer a slow cooker to a pressure cooker. Slow cookers do a much better job and are much more versatile. I can cook whole chicken, meat joints and whatnot in them.

That okra thing eh! Sometimes when I am even feeling super lazy, I let my kids do it. The pulling is fun for them