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My Pastor And I On Facebook by Jerry24kay(m): 10:47am On Nov 07, 2014
My pastor added me on
facebook and I innocently
accepted.
.
2mins later, His message came
in. .
PASTOR-: How are you?
ME-: Am fine daddy
.
PASTOR-: May the building of heavenly favour
collapse on
your head.
ME-: (No_reply)
PASTOR-: May the thunder of
blessing strike you and your
family.
ME-: (No_reply)
.
PASTOR-: Are you there?
ME-: Yes daddy.
PASTOR-: You should be typing
"AMEN" to claim the blessings. .
ME-: OK, May the
bulldozer of divine favour
crush and cripple you and your
household.
PASTOR-: Thunder fire you!
PLS DID I DO ANYTHING BAD??
Re: My Pastor And I On Facebook by lexaydfg(m): 4:04pm On Nov 09, 2014
wow, 9c 1

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