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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Freeopod(m): 12:04pm On Nov 10, 2014
How did I get here?!

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by bigiyaro(m): 12:05pm On Nov 10, 2014
If Africans do am inside brand new car, d car go knock, bt if oyibo do am inside the same Car, nothing go happen, infact the oyibo, go use d car 100 years n still sale am to naija man as 1st grade tokunbo.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 12:05pm On Nov 10, 2014
It's unverified
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by greggng: 12:06pm On Nov 10, 2014
If you ve done such a sin in ur car kindly go and sell it as scrap otherwise it will render u poor. You will keep on visiting mechanics untill u learn the hard lesson. This is spiritual . No matter how congi hold you don't try it in ur car

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Rhozabeth(m): 12:06pm On Nov 10, 2014
It is what it is bro: a myth, there is no such thing as cars malfunctioning because somebody had sex in them!
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration
What's wrong with intercourse? How were you, my dear sir, conceived again? I've lost a few IQ points from reading your post

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by ibdeals1(m): 12:07pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration

I use to believe that until i discovered the recent soar in hotel bookings every friday night,so meaning such myth doesnt exist cheesy
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Squall(m): 12:08pm On Nov 10, 2014
Animal superstition!!!!

Zo on wat foundation r HOTELS built dat dey neva collapse (due2d many sex in...) atlest 50-soud b colapsin on montly bases wink

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 12:08pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration

I love learning things like this. I hate that white people study our culture more than we do.

Edit: Don't quote me with nonsense. I think most educated people know it's just a myth. Greeks don't still believe in Zeus and Apollo, but my 6 year old cousins in Nigeria know who they are.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Ramanto(m): 12:09pm On Nov 10, 2014
hmmmm..nothng wey person no go hear for this NL
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Okijajuju1(m): 12:09pm On Nov 10, 2014
Hmmmmm!!


This is a matter for the Gods..


Okija Juju The Gods are Wise..
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by HINCO(m): 12:10pm On Nov 10, 2014
Is big lie,my good friend has done it for several times in his car and nothing happened [size=8pt][/size]
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by vyard: 12:12pm On Nov 10, 2014
I believe you guy....pumped a chick in me car in a dark street not far from E center in yaba.
best sex ever until the police patrol came thru and you already the rest cool

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by AndyBoomba: 12:13pm On Nov 10, 2014
ggrin:
Yes yes yesgrin
I remember vividly when I did mine early this year,the fuel pump got spoilt gringringrin
E no funny @ ll,cos me and my guy travelled for a wedding at benin,we got there around 10pm on friday,we couldn't locate the bride aos so we decide to sleep over at hotel,we got to 5 diff hotelsshockedshocked, benin ppl I hail ogringrin,so we have no choice than to sleep inside car
U no nawink cold con catch uswink conji too na bastadgringrinangry
So the next day(sat) no so we start am,hin no gree startshocked So he called of his friend,na that one carry us go wedding ogrin

grin grin Story For The
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Spydamannn(m): 12:14pm On Nov 10, 2014
I think its true...a friend of mine had sex with this girl in my car,the thing no gree start the next morning o

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeje123(m): 12:15pm On Nov 10, 2014
My little experience shows dat aving sex in a car can prone dat car into accident,Confirmed! Ifura Loogun Agba.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by kenex4ever(m): 12:15pm On Nov 10, 2014
Keneking:


Trouble shoot?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by frankezi: 12:15pm On Nov 10, 2014
chidesco2:
grin grin grin grin grin








Sex in a bugatti..

No b small thing. I had sex in a bugatti and the mottor misbehave na to call the company to chnge am na. But if it tokunbo or nigerian used guy na to check if the mottor na fairly used or very used

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 12:18pm On Nov 10, 2014
So no beta topic to make FP again for NL dat will entertain, educate n broaden ppl's knowledge oda dan dis nonsense abi angry

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by victorazy(m): 12:21pm On Nov 10, 2014
BE811APP:
Its just yarn...
I know of two cars...
It never had any faults till it was sold...

Btwn... Where u drinking bear with ur friends at 8:54 am?

Why was it sold if it was not giving the owner wahala or do u xpect the man to be returning his receipt weneva he visited a mechanic? grin
Car, Shop, Plane, bare floor and river are places ur not advice to have sex in "mystery"

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by kenex4ever(m): 12:22pm On Nov 10, 2014
MissMeiya:


shoot > shot

troubleshoot > troubleshot
U r right, tnx, it didn't occur 2 me @ dat instant. I've got 2 modify it b4 many people starts correcting me, lol.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by himselfmaji(m): 12:23pm On Nov 10, 2014
Yes the following day!
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 12:24pm On Nov 10, 2014
kenex4ever:
U r right, tnx, it didn't occur 2 me @ dat instant. I've got 2 modify it b4 many people starts correcting me, lol.

Lol no problem, will edit mine too
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Nov 10, 2014
Is wat u believe. all those white boys and girls wo lik to do it inside d car school office doesit hav effect on dem. Naija and their believe sha
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by obaede: 12:26pm On Nov 10, 2014
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