My room mate was lying beside me in the hostel wen a call came in.
he picked and told the person on the other end that he was in lectures now...

mehn I went agog!

Do you take sharwama... Duhh!!! I don't take alcoholic drink. -___- like seriously?

That Obama came for Patience Jonathan step mother's burial ...then I asked d dude if d nos1 president n d world s nw jobless

My former gf..
Told me she got a 5pm lecture earlier in d day, around that 5pm I was strolling with my guys towards the s.u.b when I saw her & a dude chattering and laughing, both sitting on a pew close to d s.u.b. I hide myself somewhere, then called her, she was like, 'steve call me bk in an hour time, lecture is on'...first time in abt 3months she will call me by my name..I was like, wtf....text her, said, look up babe am I'm waving right to u nd her partner at the other end.....the moment she looked up, she opened her mouth, thus I wave...choi, that was d end, despite much pleadings.

HrtBrkSteve:
My former gf..
Told me she got a 5pm lecture earlier in d day, around that 5pm I was strolling with my guys towards the s.u.b when I saw her & a dude chattering and laughing, both sitting on a pew close to d s.u.b. I hide myself somewhere, then called her, she was like, 'steve call me bk in an hour time, lecture is on'...first time in abt 3months she will call me by my name..I was like, wtf....text her, said, look up babe am I'm waving right to u nd her partner at the other end.....the moment she looked up, she opened her mouth, thus I wave...choi, that was d end, despite much pleadings.

hahaha e no easy

Tapout:
a girl told me she was studying medicine and surgery in futo... wtf!!

lol maybe the girl has not entered a uni b4

Odilafta:
That he doesn't eat garri
and I was like...

lol, who knows, maybe he was born and bred in ATLANTA

I love u

My Ex,after having s*x with her then said I am a virgin,and I was like me am the pope

"I dey church"

77al:
I love u

why do u think its a lie?

Wisegeek01:
"I dey church"

this ones a norm nw

I called my girlfriend to see me, and she said she is so tired and can't leave the house cause she has been busy all day one. on evening.i said ok and decided to pay her a surprise visit to soothe her tense nnerves. "honey" I'm at your gate oooh.
"baby" I'm so ur.tired.
okay just come out lemme see u.
baby u won't understand...
just to see your face dear.
okay I'm coming...
5mins later....
please I'm sorry I actually went out. I'm not at home at the moment

The biggest lie I heard was when I was in secondary school my friend told me he drove from lagos to warri using reverse mode

Capableben:

hahaha e no easy

Am telling u! Ladies, ehnn..

lozairio:
The biggest lie I heard was when I was in secondary school my friend told me he drove from lagos to warri using reverse mode

**faints**

dadalicious:
I called my girlfriend to see me, and she said she is so tired and can't leave the house cause she has been busy all day one. on evening.i said ok and decided to pay her a surprise visit to soothe her tense nnerves. "honey" I'm at your gate oooh.
"baby" I'm so ur.tired.
okay just come out lemme see u.
baby u won't understand...
just to see your face dear.
okay I'm coming...
5mins later....
please I'm sorry I actually went out. I'm not at home at the moment

hmmm End time tins

lozairio:
The biggest lie I heard was when I was in secondary school my friend told me he drove from lagos to warri using reverse mode

I know you believed "me" then ?? ??














No be me o!!!


I no dey lie

Capableben:

why do u think its a lie?

You'd never undst until you get into such situations.

In 1999 one of my friends told the whole crew that he had a Butler super computer that gives him anything he wants and it is under his bed. He fell sick one day and so we went to check on him..... see me "mumu" I was expecting him to show us a super computer.....His Dad said He has never seen a computer before.