Akpos walked into a hotel
and ordered


Jollof rice and meat.
He finished eating his food and
was eating his meat when he
suddenly shouted and called for the manager.


Manager: Sir, what's the problem?.




Akpos: The meat you people gave me is very hard.
Manager: But sir our meats are well
cooked. There is no way it will be hard.



Akpos: Okay. Eat it yourself and
tell me how it is.
Manager: [Eating the meat] But sir
this meat is very
soft. I don't know why you are complaining.



Akpos: Why won't it be soft? Do
you know how


long I have been chewing it?.

AKPOS IN A MATHEMATIC CLASS

TO SOLVE A QUESTION¤¤

In a mathematics class, the
teacher wrote on the


blackboard
8xy+3gy-14(18/3)=3g-7yx
Then he called little Akpos and


said “Please Akpos come and solve this little problem for
us”
Gladly and quickly, Akpos walked


to the blackboard, took the duster
and
wiped the whole blackboard clean..


Then he turns to the teacher
and says, ”The problem is solved
and disappear sir.

Welcome
,


Teacher said; The 1st person to
answer my question
will go home early.
Akpos Threw His Bag Outside.


Teacher asked; Whose bag is that?.


Akpos answered; It's mine. Bye!


One word for Akpos.


A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was engaged on


feb 14th. Still in
her sleep, she was getting married
to d same lucky


man. After d wedding, she became
pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d
nurse ask her 2 push.
She pushed and delivered a baby
BOY, but d nurse told


her it was still remaining, she
pushed and delivered d second baby Girl, and she was told it
was still
remaining another baby. As she
was trying to push d
third baby out, her room mate
shouted "Justina wake up! U don shit for bed ooooooh".

AKPOS was kissing a girl when...





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I've you ever wondered why many girls use smileys and short replies when chatting nowadays? Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls do.

I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I was Like...

ME: How are you dear?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How was your day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How is your family?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: Are you missing me?
GIRL: No.
ME: But I'm missing you
GIRL: Tanks.
ME: I'm not feeling well
GIRL: Sowi
ME: So how was ya day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: are you busy?
GIRL: No
ME: Are you with someone over there?
GIRL: No.
ME: What? Why don't you type something interesting instead of sending me short replies?
GIRL: K
ME: Type something now!
GIRL: K
ME: Ok! Ok so its true.
GIRL: Dat wat?
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