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American Scientist Discover The Virus That Cause Stupidity by clovislouis(m): 3:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
US Scientists discover virus that makes people more stupid

Have you ever wondered what is responsible for unspeakable stupidity? Well some US scientists might have the answer, having discovered an algae virus which some call “stupid virus” that infects human brains and makes people more stupid. The surprise virus discovery was made by a team at the Johns Hopkins Medical School and the University of Nebraska while undertaking a study into throat micro-organisms.

 
90 people participated in the study and 40 tested positive for the stupid virus. It was then proved that those who had tested positive performed worse on tests that were designed to measure visual processing and attention spans.
 
Although human bodies contain a multitude of bacteria and fungi, the study has shown that specific micro-organisms can have a negative effect on intelligent processing.

The study was led by Dr Robert Yolken, a virologist, who said: 
‘This is a striking example showing that the “innocuous” microorganisms we carry can affect behaviour and cognition. Many physiological differences between person A and person B are encoded in the set of genes each inherits from parents, yet some of these differences are fueled by the various microorganisms we harbour and the way they interact with our genes.’
Re: American Scientist Discover The Virus That Cause Stupidity by Nobody: 3:32pm On Nov 11, 2014
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Re: American Scientist Discover The Virus That Cause Stupidity by lanxlot(m): 3:42pm On Nov 11, 2014
Mtcheew. if to say dem say dem done find cure for stupidity e 4 beta. e 4 help many pple for this forum.
Re: American Scientist Discover The Virus That Cause Stupidity by Nobody: 3:55pm On Nov 11, 2014
Can they make it into a weapon? It will be a great tool
Re: American Scientist Discover The Virus That Cause Stupidity by clovislouis(m): 4:28pm On Nov 11, 2014
kITATITA:
Can they make it into a weapon? It will be a great tool
hahaha. I no know ooo
Re: American Scientist Discover The Virus That Cause Stupidity by clovislouis(m): 4:28pm On Nov 11, 2014
kITATITA:
Can they make it into a weapon? It will be a great tool
Lolz. Hmmmm
Re: American Scientist Discover The Virus That Cause Stupidity by Jaywilzee(m): 7:31am On Nov 13, 2014
Chai,,,,,,,,they should go and harvest the virus from mr bean,spencer,mr ibu.....the thing plenty for these people medulla grin

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