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Things You Should Stop Doing by SmokingGunZ(m): 3:54pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me. 2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a problem,The problem is screaming and shouting like mad person "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a Church service! And besides I don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you latter. 3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem, in fact its very sexy I just pray there won't be forced entry into your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing your mini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys, you try to pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep deceiving urself na. # sMh 4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me but the problem is changing your Surname to his on Facebook. Bitch!!!! his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! And I would hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS. 5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem is tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't Bleep himself but you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always been his bed partner.. 6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother 7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I wonder who will? 8. Saying all guys are the same is not my problem bt is 2face and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the same,and beside who ask u to try them all? Ashawo 9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The problem is having white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra? 9. And if you Read this without a COMMENT or LIKE hmmm! I really wonder what your problem is! 1 Like |
Re: Things You Should Stop Doing by benjsniper33: 7:34pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Well, truth is bitter and if nobody appreciates your efforts on compiling this, I do appreciate ur efforts. Its a good write-up 1 Like |
Re: Things You Should Stop Doing by SmokingGunZ(m): 8:22am On Nov 22, 2014 |
benjsniper33:yea man, appreciate. |
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