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Things You Should Stop Doing by SmokingGunZ(m): 3:54pm On Nov 11, 2014
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The
problem is how you do it. Stop making
sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during sex is romantic and its
not a problem,The problem is screaming and
shouting like mad person "JESUS, Oh my God,
Holy mary".. You are having sex, Not a
Church service! And besides I don't knw if
you are reminding God to punish you latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is
not a problem, in fact its very sexy I just pray
there won't be forced entry into your Sin
Hole, The problem is wearing your mini
looking all
nice and walking around and when you see
guys, you try to pull it down, Now you want it
to be long?.... Abi.. Keep deceiving urself na. #
sMh
4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is
KOKANYE for me but the problem is changing
your Surname to his on Facebook. Bitch!!!!
his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!!
And I would hate to read ur post later saying
MEN ARE
WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The
problem is tagging yourself saint when you
know he didn't Bleep himself but you.. So since
you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN
SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case
may be and please let us know the breed of
dogs you came to the world from coz ur dad
is male too and your mum have always been
his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their father is
short, pot bellied with pomo lips you better
be contented like your Mother
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church
services I wonder who will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my
problem bt is 2face and me the same? Is ur
dad and ur teacher the same,and beside who
ask u to try them all? Ashawo
9. Bleaching
your skin is not a problem, The problem is
having white face, yellow hands chocolate
lips and black legs. Are you zebra?
9. And if you Read this without a COMMENT
or LIKE hmmm! I really wonder what your
problem is!

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Re: Things You Should Stop Doing by benjsniper33: 7:34pm On Nov 16, 2014
Well, truth is bitter and if nobody appreciates your efforts on compiling this, I do appreciate ur efforts.
Its a good write-up

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Re: Things You Should Stop Doing by SmokingGunZ(m): 8:22am On Nov 22, 2014
benjsniper33:
Well, truth is bitter and if nobody appreciates your efforts on compiling this, I do appreciate ur efforts.
Its a good write-up
yea man, appreciate. smiley

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