Let's share our experiences in what we've seen children do. It may be funny, disgusting, enraging, etc.

Let me start.

Mine happened on a fateful morning when I went to buy something. This little child wanted to drink water, do you know what he did?
As everyone would do, he took a cup and went to get water but what happened next is what no one would do, instead of drinking from the cup he emptied it into a pooh (the thing where small small sh'it into) and started drinking from it!!!!

Me no fit laff that day.

Share yours

Hehe. Hiding books in my pants and sneaking them into the toilet to read is probably the funniest thing I saw a kid do. I did it as a kid.
Ayamlaykorn

A kid trying to play smart wen asked something(esp wen he/she does smtin bad) forgetting I was once a kid and did all dos tins...

This kid at age 3 he was begging and shouting at the mother that he wanted to sucks breast,the mom was just telling the kid to stop that,for where the boy shout for mother until i threaten am.

They use their brains. . . . Unlike the so-called "ADULTS"!

Was hoping to see some funny ones sha

My nephew used to switch the tv on for me, fetch the remote for me and take my plates to the kitchen in exchange for a kiss on the cheek, he turned 4 and realised i was using him, now he doesn't do it for me anymore

While getting my 3yrs old girl ready for school one morning, she started crying and did not cooperate. I asked her what the problem was and she said to my amazement "the water is complaining". In other words, she did not want to take her bath.

yea my nephew of three years beats every ones imagination in the hood,
the young chap carefully communicate by spelling

e.g
Mom: Ebuka what are you doing there?
Ebuka: N O T H I N G
Mom: will you stop that?
Ebuka: Y E S
Mom: I will flog you
Ebuka: S O R R Y

mehn the kid is damn serious and correct with it

one of the kids usually peep through a window that has net like looking out from there cuz he was restricted movement, he makes constant use of that spot, now that portion of the net is torn leaving a different colour and shape of the boys face there, it looks funny when you site it from far.

clemz85:
yea my nephew of three years beats every ones imagination in the hood,
the young chap carefully communicate by spelling

e.g
Mom: Ebuka what are you doing there?
Ebuka: N O T H I N G
Mom: will you stop that?
Ebuka: Y E S
Mom: I will flog you
Ebuka: S O R R Y

mehn the kid is damn serious and correct with it

I dey wonder o! If he wants to say something or ask questions, does he spell it too?

toluwalore:
While getting my 3yrs old girl ready for school one morning, she started crying and did not cooperate. I asked her what the problem was and she said to my amazement "the water is complaining". In other words, she did not want to take her bath.

She would have said the school was complaining na!

My 5yrs and 3yrs old boys always asking to suck breast

If I send them to sleep especially siesta, they will pretend as if they r sleeping as long as I stand and watch, once I leave, they wl start playing

My baby of the house, on my profile, when he was almost 3 or 3years old , very smart and intelligent, smarter than his age. He has been taught how to spell the name of his school, the school's names start with "pearls" and anytime you ask him to spell any word, he'll spell P E A R L S = that word. For example.......
Me: Spell mango.
Him: P E A R L S =Mango.
Me: Spell Nigeria.
Him: P E A R L S = Nigeria.
The funniest part is that, he won't say P E A R L S =Pearls but that exact word you ask him to spell. Though he's changing now, but it's quite funny somehow.
Kids are adorable and smart.

fhunn:


I dey wonder o! If he wants to say something or ask questions, does he spell it too?

I tell ya, the chap drops our jaw

like - Mummy where is my S H O E ?

greatgod2012:
My baby of the house, on my profile, when he was almost 3 or 3years old , very smart and intelligent, smarter than his age. He has been taught how to spell the name of his school, the school's names start with "pearls" and anytime you ask him to spell any word, he'll spell P E A R L S = that word. For example.......
Me: Spell mango.
Him: P E A R L S =Mango.
Me: Spell Nigeria.
Him: P E A R L S = Nigeria.
The funniest part is that, he won't say P E A R L S =Pearls but that exact word you ask him to spell. Though he's changing now, but it's quite funny somehow.
Kids are adorable and smart.

Its funny not somehow funny but come to think of it since he spelt correctly at school maybe her was pulling ya legs smart kid

SUV:
My 5yrs and 3yrs old boys always asking to suck breast

If I send them to sleep especially siesta, they will pretend as if they r sleeping as long as I stand and watch, once I leave, they wl start playing

Used to do this when forced to sleep, hated it most especially when it was cartoon time