Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

If you ask me, na who I go ask?

u neva jam.
mr freebie p*$$y .
next time wen she stares at u..u stare back at her(eye 4 eye)
it might be luv though.

It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Smh

Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

Hahahahaha, don't make me laugh.....

hehehe OP she is summoning your spirit into the cage in her coven... your own don finish be dat

#TeamTosyne2much cares

Eheh nah, she's just checking if you, her latest freeby, is worthy to fly out with her to the great beyond

Funny u

If she's horrny, she would v grabbed ur blokos instead..
And
If she's a witch, ur own go don almost finish by now...

I think she's either admiring ur look..

Or thinking and wishing u be her last bus stop..



My opinion tho

I thought it should b love, but a girl u knew for 2wks. Na wah o

Ha!!! Your soul has been imprisoned in a day-old dinosaur egg. To free yourself, you'll have to find the dinosaur egg and crack it open with a broom stick. Good luck.

bestestgirl:
hehehe OP she is summoning your spirit into the cage in her coven... your own don finish be dat

hahahahahaa
Op dx might b true o

The girl be like#and this dude is good looking i no wan kill am**hehehehehe

AHHH Mammy Water Package..... guy go MFM for deliverance sharply

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

chaii I don laugh so teh tears d roll down frm ma eyes.

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

ha ha ha you have made me to laugh.

msud:
ha ha ha you have made me to laugh.

I'm glad I did. I got the inspiration from 'I Go Die'

Hmmmmm...this one is strongggg! The prophet says "congratulations, you've fvcked your way into the coven of h'orny witches. She dey watch as others dey freestyle ontop u ni"

hehehe op, ur own don finish o why is she even awake at nyt?? na so all these mammy water women dey do o go buy anointing olive oil sharp sharp.. and sleep with ur bible o

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Um...I see nothing wrong with it safe for the fact that you guys aint married yet. When I eventually get married to the woman of my dreams I wouldn't mind getting up in the early hours to just lay there and watch her sleep, with the thought of how lucky I am to have her.

Haahahahahahahahahahahaha freebie don hook you for throat now



Oh boy you don enter am oooo

Hmm so you guys just started dating and she spends EVERY NIGHT
She's probably too much of a romantic

johnbuck81:
u neva jam.
mr freebie p*$$y .
next time wen she stare at u..u stare back at her(eye 4 eye)
it might be luv though.

DEY WEAR EYE GLASS