-It must b luv
-mayb u av bedbug& she doesnt knw hw 2 tell u
-she's a spirit/ghost
-mayb she nids prik@ da hour

Op slept with someone like this. It is a process whereby ti e ba o naa nuu ni.

charles009:

Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

Maybe she was wondering what she actually saw in U to ve fallen for U. She might also be trying to check U out based on Ur strength, who knows if U look like one who can not ride a toy car but U ended up riding a horse... U know wot I mean.

d truth is dat maybe u snore wen u sleep nd she feels disturbed

Agybabe:

send a mail

Long talk this is shortest

hmmm..tank u jesus..der is smone here nw..

next time she does dat, close her eyes n pene-strate...

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Well said,how long 'ld it take 4 u?

prettythicksme:
The girl be like#and this dude is good looking i no wan kill am**hehehehehe

U again

EroticAngelina:
hehehe op, ur own don finish o why is she even awake at nyt?? na so all these mammy water women dey do o go buy anointing olive oil sharp sharp.. and sleep with ur bible o

And how 'll u know 've u slept with any?

just two weeks and she is already sleeping in ur house. Sin has become so normal in Nigeria... tufiakwa

Sanguine77:

What! So I have a female version? So where have you been hiding?

You tell me where on this NairaPlanet you looked for me...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, bros na LOVE na, what u will have done instead of looking 4 one excused 2 send her away, u would ask HER y she has been doing dat .

Sanguine:



You tell me where on this NairaPlanet you looked for me...

I never knew you existed.

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Infact, me raise ma two hands. #double twale..

Guy you don enter ooooo. I have one word for you, "Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

o boy RUN ''pick race''

Guy. I wud like to give u ma own opinion but ma oga @d top will say anoda tin. So all I can tell u is to GOOGLE dat question.

SHOCK7:

Well said,how long 'ld it take 4 u?

Question for the gods!

satowind:

Long talk this is shortest

then forget it.

*that thing that wakes up at midnight*
boy u're finished.
Go 4 deliverance!

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Lol

Agybabe:

then forget it.

Sometin wey don pass a day I have forgotten it already.

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

*falls from tree* its like Nairalanders were handpicked for this site, no dull moment

Bros. From a brother with compassion. Approach your pastor fast!!!....

My ribs are cracked already! @OP its very normal. My wife does that a lot.What is not normal but common is that both of you are already sharing a bed in two weeks.
Why my wife does that? I have never asked! I just stare back at her and try to read her thoughts from her eyes and I go back to catch the rest of my sleep.

Natasha2:

*falls from tree* its like Nairalanders where handpicked for this site, no dull moment

No dull moments here especially when tribal, political and religious sentiments are set aside. Shalom!

I wonder y d babe never kpai f@ckaholic of a poster till now

...Mehn you are the next to say ''it is FINISHED''...First she's a FREEBIE! Nothing like FREEBIEs exist na FREEDEATH dey o...She wakes and stares at your face! Yur face be PLASMA TV ni!? Bro she's simplying ADMIRING the next GOAT to be taken to the COVEN...Yu r FINISHED...yu betr get to Jesus b4 them BARBEQUE yu!

pweshex:
Checked ur profile and found out u joined nairaland in 2010. which good old days u dey talk of?

And you obviously joined yesterday cause you didn't even consider the loss of data nairaland experienced. Or the fact that this is my 3rd username.
Like I said so many children on nairaland these days.