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In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 9:56am On Nov 14, 2014
Once upon a time,in d land of s'emen,there lived a particular s'perm called Racer. Racer seems everytin has competition. Never believe in second best. Well,there came a particular day wen dey all had to race towards a particular post. The 1st to get to d pole,of course,wins. Having been familiar wit stuffs as such and being so determined and gracious,Racer surpassed dem all so much so dat the fusion of it and d pole resulted to a graceful fetus. Well, a life devoid of sorrow sounded Racer for good nine months in an enclosed abode and wen it was finally birthed turned out to be as gracious as d ancestor. Prologue : D Racer of yester years is a year older today,fulfilled and of course #repping. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,aka RACER!!!

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Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Nobody: 10:01am On Nov 14, 2014
Yaaaaay!! FTC...i was here toeyean.
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 10:36am On Nov 14, 2014
Jennimma:
Yaaaaay!! FTC...i was here toeyean.
I sight u,Queen @ Jennimma.

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Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Nobody: 2:10pm On Nov 14, 2014
Happy Birthday my dear. May your joy be full now and forever, Amen.

Forgive me,i thought it was a story at first. Where are my people?
Toykathy
kingphilip
fatalveli
onemansquad
emzypaz
hameenat94
Come in and wish Toeyean a HBD! She is one of us.
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Onemansquad(m): 2:34pm On Nov 14, 2014
Toeyean1507:
Once upon a time,in d land of s'emen,there lived a particular s'perm called Racer. Racer seems everytin has competition. Never believe in second best. Well,there came a particular day wen dey all had to race towards a particular post. The 1st to get to d pole,of course,wins. Having been familiar wit stuffs as such and being so determined and gracious,Racer surpassed dem all so much so dat the fusion of it and d pole resulted to a graceful fetus. Well, a life devoid of sorrow sounded Racer for good nine months in an enclosed abode and wen it was finally birthed turned out to be as gracious as d ancestor. Prologue : D Racer of yester years is a year older today,fulfilled and of course #repping. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,aka RACER!!!
ah taught it was a story too grin grin grin



BTW HAPI BDAY ma'am
wish u lng lyf, prosperity, properties and anytn gud u wnt in life

#Have fun dear is ur day
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by tecno4life(m): 2:55pm On Nov 14, 2014
Toeyean1507 Happy birthday

wish u long life and prosperity in all ur endeavours, @ onemansquad I taught it's a story 2 gringrin
lol
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by JeffreyJamez(m): 3:12pm On Nov 14, 2014
iya so na your bday today....o se!!!.....hbd dear....where the booze!!! grin grin
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by kingphilip(m): 3:18pm On Nov 14, 2014
happy birthday Toeyean1507.
as u begin a new year today in d journey of life, I wish u many more years filled with God's favor without limits n pray u achieve all the good things you've ever wished for

BTW that ur intro make brain o if person no read am complete him go think say na tori u de write..

from the above I suggest u start a story because u have the potential in u
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 7:05pm On Nov 14, 2014
kingphilip:
happy birthday Toeyean1507.
as u begin a new year today in d journey of life, I wish u many more years filled with God's favor without limits n pray u achieve all the good things you've ever wished for

BTW that ur intro make brain o if person no read am complete him go think say na tori u de write..

from the above I suggest u start a story because u have the potential in u
My oga,ur little gurl loyal o. Thanks so much for d wishes,I'm glad. As for d writing thingy, I've kinda get d skills just waiting for d right time to unleash it ni but,of course, dat'll be after I don gather lessons frm ur likes finish. 10ks fr d avdice,will keep it in mind.................*bowing
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 7:25pm On Nov 14, 2014
Jennimma:
Happy Birthday my dear. May your joy be full now and forever, Amen.

Forgive me,i thought it was a story at first. Where are my people?
Toykathy
kingphilip
fatalveli
onemansquad
emzypaz
hameenat94
Come in and wish Toeyean a HBD! She is one of us.
Lolz! I just tried ma skill in describing my BIRTHDAY so as to make it look different. I hope I #rep all ma ogas @ d top
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 7:32pm On Nov 14, 2014
Onemansquad:

ah taught it was a story too grin grin grin



BTW HAPI BDAY ma'am
wish u lng lyf, prosperity, properties and anytn gud u wnt in life

#Have fun dear is ur day

. 10ks man. I just tried out d thingy ni weda I go fit d crew. Seeing all dis motivations,mehn, I better get ma writing materials ready! Thanks fr d wishes once more
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 7:44pm On Nov 14, 2014
JeffreyJamez:
iya so na your bday today....o se!!!.....hbd dear....where the booze!!! grin grin
Lolz,na swag I carry put jare. Thanks fr d wish,I'm grateful. Third mainland bridge na venue and all black na dress code.................*tongue out
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by JeffreyJamez(m): 8:00pm On Nov 14, 2014
Toeyean1507:
Lolz,na swag I carry put jare. Thanks fr d wish,I'm grateful. Third mainland bridge na venue and all black na dress code.................*tongue out

evil!!!! tongue grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by toykathy(f): 8:52pm On Nov 14, 2014
Jennimma:
Happy Birthday my dear. May your joy be full now and forever, Amen.

Forgive me,i thought it was a story at first. Where are my people?
Toykathy
kingphilip
fatalveli
onemansquad
emzypaz
hameenat94
Come in and wish Toeyean a HBD! She is one of us.

happy bornday Toeyean (my name sake), wishn u llnp, may u always celebrate dis day in peace n joy of Christ. Hope u had fun?
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 10:27pm On Nov 14, 2014
toykathy:


happy bornday Toeyean (my name sake), wishn u llnp, may u always celebrate dis day in peace n joy of Christ. Hope u had fun?
Waow,thanks fr d wishes..............a whole lotta fun o. Dis is my best birthday so far,thanks fr being a part. U r appreciated

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Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by kingphilip(m): 11:42pm On Nov 14, 2014
Toeyean1507:
My oga,ur little gurl loyal o. Thanks so much for d wishes,I'm glad. As for d writing thingy, I've kinda get d skills just waiting for d right time to unleash it ni but,of course, dat'll be after I don gather lessons frm ur likes finish. 10ks fr d avdice,will keep it in mind.................*bowing
when is da ryt time
most great writers on nairaland started worst like u but with corrections from readers, they r where they r today
please start up urs n I'm sure within days you'll b a household name to reckon with in nairaland
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 7:18am On Nov 15, 2014
kingphilip:

when is da ryt time
most great writers on nairaland started worst like u but with corrections from readers, they r where they r today
please start up urs n I'm sure within days you'll b a household name to reckon with in nairaland
I sure will keep dis advice to heart. I promise somtin very soon no matter ao short it might be. Thanks so much,I do appreciate dis.
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by kingphilip(m): 9:04am On Nov 15, 2014
Toeyean1507:
I sure will keep dis advice to heart. I promise somtin very soon no matter ao short it might be. Thanks so much,I do appreciate dis.
Uwc dear
can't wait to feast on ur story o
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Sheenor: 11:45am On Nov 15, 2014
thought it was a story.....op, hmmm...na wa oo
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 3:29pm On Nov 15, 2014
Sheenor:
thought it was a story.....op, hmmm...na wa oo
Lolz,I dey sharpen my pencil,eraser don dey ground and books boku to write. Expect sometin soon.............*hailing
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Onemansquad(m): 10:19pm On Nov 15, 2014
Toeyean1507:
Lolz,I dey sharpen my pencil,eraser don dey ground and books boku to write. Expect sometin soon.............*hailing
ma'am if u stat ur story dnt 4gt 2 holla me o
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 6:50am On Nov 16, 2014
Onemansquad:

ma'am if u stat ur story dnt 4gt 2 holla me o
Boss,na u go front am sef............thanks fr d vote of confidence. *bowing
Re: In The Land Of S'EMENS by Toeyean1507(f): 5:38pm On Nov 30, 2014
JeffreyJamez:
iya so na your bday today....o se!!!.....hbd dear....where the booze!!! grin grin
Third mainland bridge was dah venue, all black was dah dress code, holy water was dah official drink and na 'ahsihs' got us high buh as u nor come..................* grinning

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