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Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2014
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544348282346860


Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he
innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on
your head

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and
your family.

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in
the eternal jail of success

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness
collapse on you and your family

Akpos (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Akpos: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the
Blessings.

Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings
jam and crush you and your family.

Pastor: (No reply)

Akpos: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you
and your family members.

Pastor: (No reply)

Akpos: May the sea of miracles drown you and your
family members in Jesus’ name.
Pastor: (no reply)

Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these
prayers

Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

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Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by Mickchillz(m): 10:41pm On Nov 17, 2014
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Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 3:57am On Nov 19, 2014
Mickchillz:
grin i liked it.. grin



Ya u should
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by HenCq15: 9:50am On Nov 19, 2014
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Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by Cashio(m): 3:03pm On Nov 19, 2014
i laff so tey i begin tink say i don mad
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 3:22pm On Nov 19, 2014
Cashio:
i laff so tey i begin tink say i don mad
me 2 grin
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oluwasegun4b(m): 10:16pm On Nov 19, 2014
I was laughin and I didn't even knw when I started urinating on my body... Akpors no go kill person
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by falconey(m): 1:30pm On Nov 20, 2014
Fp
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 10:31pm On Dec 01, 2014
oluwasegun4b:
I was laughin and I didn't even knw when I started urinating on my body... Akpors no go kill person
. Funny
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 8:05am On Feb 20, 2015
Mickchillz:
grin its not really funny tho.. grin
Re: Joke!!! Joke!!! Akpos’ Pastor Added Him On Facebook And He Innocently Accepted. by oviedeking: 9:13am On Feb 27, 2015
[quote author=oviedeking post=30903642][/quote]

Hmm

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