COVER TO COVER
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Joke of the day
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A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I....http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/joke-of-day_24.html

Three friends Akpos, Kwame and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Kwame packs the picnic basket with http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/i-know-it.html

A Guy who was jobless got married to a banker, despite
his fears and several advices that it's not
good to marry without a job. Every month the girl would give the guy
her full salary of N135k after removing her tithe. The guy would give the wife N20k for personal up keep and the guy determined what happened to the remaining money. This happened for three Good years. There was happiness in the family and the wife
never refused to do her primary home duties for that three years, despite wrong advice from friends that http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/the-man-who-is-jobless.html

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I LOVE MY COUNTRY SEE HOW PEOPLE THEY CAST THEIR VOTE TODAY

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A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies....read more:http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/boy-and-his-father.html

Girl: Dear i want a First class wedding
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yea
Guy: I will give you dear
Girl: Thanks sweetheart
Guy: Love you.....
Girl: Love you too...
Guy: But dear we will have to go to my primary school
Girl: For what?
Guy: Yea......so that you can have your wedding in my first class

Cc: starlingleanets

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An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison."
Son this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me".
The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of, read more here:http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/the-farmer-and-his-son.html

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INALILAHI WAINA ILEHI RAJIUN!!!
The families of late Mallam PDP wish to announce the sudden death of their father, brother, uncle & grandfather Mr PDP. Mr PDP died in a ghastly ELECTORAL ACCIDENT. The death of Mr PDP according to my correspondent who preferred anonymity was attributed to reckless driving by Mr Buhari at polling units across the country. Until it's death, Mr PDP was born on 16th Nov 1998 prior to 1999 elections. Mr PDP survived by;
many fake children (Lamido (Jigawa), Aliyu(Niger), Shema (Katsina), Dakingari(Kebbi), Dankwabo(Gombe), Ngilari(Adama) Yuguda(Bauchi) etc)
& many real children Akpabio(A/Ibom), Imoke(C/River), Dickson(Bayelsa), Uduaghan(Delta), Yero (Kaduna) Suswan (Benue), Jang (platue) Wada(kogi) etc.
FUNERAL ARRANGEMENT!!!
The funeral arrangement as announced by his first & second sons (GEJ & MUAZU) is as follows;
Juma'at service on 22nd May 2015 at National mosque, Abuja.
Sunday service on 24th May 2015 at Xtian ecumenical centre, Abuja.
Final interment 29th May 2015 at Otuoke National Cemetery, Ogbia Local Government, Bayelsa State.
May its soul rest in pieces & May Allah grant it HELL FIRE.

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TITLE: April fool

Tag: funny, laughing.

One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is, read more: http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/april-fool.html

Title: The Egyptians

I was in church yesterday when the Pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands, get to know one another and tell them you love them."
I said hello to, read more: http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/the-egyptians.html

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A drunk goes into a bar. He is very, very drunk - can hardly stand up. He slurs his way up to the bar and says,....http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/drunking-drunking.html

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Akpos and Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house. Akpos wanted http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/akpos-with-army-robbery.html

Imagine this scenario...

You gave your friend N1million to keep for you for a week. You came back a week later to collect the money. But you found out to your shock that he was deaf, dumb, crippled and blind.
What will you do?

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Title: An Igbo Wish

An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a, read more: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/an-igbo-wish.html

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Animal Science

Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?

Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.

Committing Suicide

Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot.
"How did this happen?"
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me...http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/the-catholic.html

<<How long before I can get a haircut>>

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look,..read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/how-long-before-i-can-get-haircut.html

<<Who is the mumu please?>>

Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started laughing. When asked why he was laughing, he said "see this Mumu chicken, where does she know in Lagos when the address is with me?"

Honest Answer

TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x9957-7/789?

AKPOS: I will get it wrong!