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Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 8:29am On Mar 23, 2015 |
COVER TO COVER TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next....http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/joke-cover-to-cover.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 5:50am On Mar 24, 2015 |
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who... http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/joke-self-esteem.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 7:25am On Mar 25, 2015 |
Joke of the day ============= A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I....http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/joke-of-day_24.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 9:22pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Three friends Akpos, Kwame and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Kwame packs the picnic basket with http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/i-know-it.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 8:14am On Mar 27, 2015 |
A Guy who was jobless got married to a banker, despite his fears and several advices that it's not good to marry without a job. Every month the girl would give the guy her full salary of N135k after removing her tithe. The guy would give the wife N20k for personal up keep and the guy determined what happened to the remaining money. This happened for three Good years. There was happiness in the family and the wife never refused to do her primary home duties for that three years, despite wrong advice from friends that http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/the-man-who-is-jobless.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 2:42pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from http://laugh247ng..com |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 9:06pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
I LOVE MY COUNTRY SEE HOW PEOPLE THEY CAST THEIR VOTE TODAY |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 9:57pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy, read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/why-i-got-divorced.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 6:40am On Mar 29, 2015 |
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies....read more:http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/boy-and-his-father.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Nobody: 8:44am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Girl: Dear i want a First class wedding Guy: Really? Girl: Yea Guy: I will give you dear Girl: Thanks sweetheart Guy: Love you..... Girl: Love you too... Guy: But dear we will have to go to my primary school Girl: For what? Guy: Yea......so that you can have your wedding in my first class Cc: starlingleanets 1 Like |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 7:27am On Mar 30, 2015 |
A man is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else's wallet, but he has a change of heart during the, read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/an-angry-man.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 7:01am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/joke-of-day_30.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 11:47pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison." Son this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me". The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of, read more here:http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/the-farmer-and-his-son.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 6:08am On Apr 01, 2015 |
A man is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else's....read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/03/the-theif.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 9:35am On Apr 01, 2015 |
INALILAHI WAINA ILEHI RAJIUN!!! The families of late Mallam PDP wish to announce the sudden death of their father, brother, uncle & grandfather Mr PDP. Mr PDP died in a ghastly ELECTORAL ACCIDENT. The death of Mr PDP according to my correspondent who preferred anonymity was attributed to reckless driving by Mr Buhari at polling units across the country. Until it's death, Mr PDP was born on 16th Nov 1998 prior to 1999 elections. Mr PDP survived by; many fake children (Lamido (Jigawa), Aliyu(Niger), Shema (Katsina), Dakingari(Kebbi), Dankwabo(Gombe), Ngilari(Adama) Yuguda(Bauchi) etc) & many real children Akpabio(A/Ibom), Imoke(C/River), Dickson(Bayelsa), Uduaghan(Delta), Yero (Kaduna) Suswan (Benue), Jang (platue) Wada(kogi) etc. FUNERAL ARRANGEMENT!!! The funeral arrangement as announced by his first & second sons (GEJ & MUAZU) is as follows; Juma'at service on 22nd May 2015 at National mosque, Abuja. Sunday service on 24th May 2015 at Xtian ecumenical centre, Abuja. Final interment 29th May 2015 at Otuoke National Cemetery, Ogbia Local Government, Bayelsa State. May its soul rest in pieces & May Allah grant it HELL FIRE. |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 2:25am On Apr 02, 2015 |
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/the-roof.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 8:55am On Apr 02, 2015 |
TITLE: April fool Tag: funny, laughing. One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is, read more: http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/april-fool.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 7:24am On Apr 03, 2015 |
Title: The Egyptians I was in church yesterday when the Pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands, get to know one another and tell them you love them." I said hello to, read more: http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/the-egyptians.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 9:58pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the, read more:http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/reaching-end-of-job.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 9:01pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
A drunk goes into a bar. He is very, very drunk - can hardly stand up. He slurs his way up to the bar and says,....http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/drunking-drunking.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 7:59am On Apr 05, 2015 |
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/the-teacher.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 3:45pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
Akpos and Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house. Akpos wanted http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/akpos-with-army-robbery.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 6:10am On Apr 06, 2015 |
Imagine this scenario... You gave your friend N1million to keep for you for a week. You came back a week later to collect the money. But you found out to your shock that he was deaf, dumb, crippled and blind. What will you do? |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 6:51am On Apr 06, 2015 |
A man travelled to Jerusalem with his wife and grandmother. When they got there the grandmother died, the man demanded...read more here: http://laugh247ng..com/2015/04/jerusalem.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 8:06pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Title: An Igbo Wish An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a, read more: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/an-igbo-wish.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 7:41am On Apr 08, 2015 |
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux was friends. One day, Boudreaux saw Thibodeaux driving http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/joke-of-day_7.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 7:51am On Apr 09, 2015 |
Animal Science Teacher: What is a baby lizard called? Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby. |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 10:21pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Committing Suicide Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot. "How did this happen?" read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/committing-suicide.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 4:42am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me...http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/the-catholic.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 12:07pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
<<How long before I can get a haircut>> A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber look,..read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/how-long-before-i-can-get-haircut.html |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 12:17pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
<<Who is the mumu please?>> Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started laughing. When asked why he was laughing, he said "see this Mumu chicken, where does she know in Lagos when the address is with me?" |
Re: akpos funniest joke, and more. by Shollay20(m): 12:29pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Honest Answer TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x9957-7/789? AKPOS: I will get it wrong! |
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