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Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 6:56am On May 07, 2018
souloho19:
Back with a vengeance
Bringing the storm no rain dance
Cos i wanna x men and I'm at peace with my conscience
Previously the next man but now in sole residence
Reading the psalms, weaponry against the incoming pestilence
Its evident this is my dark side i mean the evil is resident.

Super

souloho19:
Fresh out tha cooler only to find out life wasn't a picnic my alter ego would be my name if we were allowed to pick nicks

Duper

souloho19:
Its dangerous when i think deeper.. self destruct initiated
Check my skin or my laces it don't matter what the race is
Ama run all the metres a T-square on the table
T for testosterone well that I got in the double

Movers!!!

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Re: Flow For Rank by vermaniace(m): 9:20am On May 07, 2018
Like wizkid I bring in soundz from tha other ZIDE//...
nothing lesser than a 100% am better than just having a mic STAND//...
Ace spitting magic ...lyrics so untamed and these nigaz jaming my tunes in their mouth like TOOTHPICK//...
They be dropping rough lyrics..but no one got a better wild RIDE//....
Me myself and I follow beat and form a better BAND//...
still I amaze these niggaz...ma lyrics so ill they say am TOO SICK//...


We be dropping like thunder and these ones be sounding like SHOTGUN//....
Like black powder my songs are bombs...my niggaz still making up on brown POWDER//...
They mocked us bur we got better on the LONGRUN//...
Daily bases we counting money and we leave them mofo begging for RABA//...



Still got this vibe still making the SOUNDS//...
at the age of 11 we done dey finish 7 ROUNDS//..
You know that feeling when you spending on POUNDS//...that's how we use to feel like an old man wearing BLOUSE//....


now things gotten BETTER no more playing of SEGA//...
Those bros so old school ...we used party to set REMINDER//..
Now we uptown funk rocking VINTAGE SHIRT ...all old news no time to check time so just get a new BRACELET//


Vermaniace

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Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 6:35am On May 10, 2018
They don't know what its like, living in ma mind state...!
they don't even know the risks that I take.. or things that I say...
They don't know the feelings that I've faked...
Just to make an impression on the last date...!
Something like a migraine...!
and these mind games don't stop until I'm past the ninth stage... !
Even with spy shades, these blind cranes still couldn't see the realness behind this...!
ma mind is in clear view, like my hairdo...
so F you, if you still fronting me from a rear view..!
but i dare you, to dare me to fear you...!
You're sick cos you got da bird flu, Bitch! I'm slick when i ball with the stealth crew...!
Take a beer fool, don't get expelled too...!
Ya niggas never held tools, so y'al never felt what its like to shell dudes...!
Wack rappers everywhere like aboki wey dey sell food..!
anybody talk silly here, amma let the tec lose..!
so excuse me if I'm never in my best mood...!
that's cos I've seen more sh1t than a soak away..! I dey tell you..!
immah goal away from being on the score sheet, so just go away! don't wanna be near you..!
Two kills in a row, ah bet da third one is lurking...!
Three and half men against me, ah guess da fourth one is watching...!
Scared of what immah do to his friends, the thoughts will have him convulsing..!
cos when I step in a thread like this, you know that losing ain't an option..!
Still gotta teach myself these ropes...!
same time ah still gotta bleep my girls, in quote..!
Wonder why these pussies still prefer rich blokes...!
Is you bitches broke..?!
Is that why y'al can never get this CLOTHES/ CLOSE..?!!

peace_flow!!

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Re: Flow For Rank by vermaniace(m): 5:47pm On May 12, 2018
I got six million views on my PRIVATE WATCH //..
why you asking questions about money when you cant afford to PAY ATTENTION//...
My wisdom is a BILLION WORTH//....
I prefer few than a MILLION WORDS//...
why nigga so dumm..like burnt sacrifice I would make more sense than you can ever SENSE//...
You can't see me cuming/coming cus am fvokin you from behind and these bitch lyrics screaming like a PRINCESS//....
when am on this thread am the HEADLINE//...
and I put you lads in place and that's the BOTTOM LINE//...
I prophesy wisdom in your dummain/domain and in place of thunder I strike a DEAD LINE //.....
come try tame taming this beast and get crusified by dark judgemt...just to be UNFAIR //...
I drop the bullets and treat you with PUNCHIES//
which would you PREFER??...
A swollen brain or injuries filled with STITCHES//...


like your saviour I provide you amazing GRACE//...
but am no Jesus so am not acting like its a holy PLACE//...bloody shii
Try stay on ma track and ama run you over and you would maintain a lane of DISGRACE//.....
Next time you see me ...you gonna fear me when I DISPLACE//...
with the teeth of a warewolf you still wouldn't give mega BITE//..
You as useless as the red flames ...ie hot on blue flames that's why my flows are really TIGHT //....


Shut down these mofo like a computer done with its PURPOSE//....
You got weak bars neither a paragraph you can't COMPOSE//..
What you doing here ...we don't need no SKREP//..
So don't come rub our joy its says flow for rank not ...menstral flow ...you not striking bro so REPOSE//..
why the pain / pyne get your hands useful or get a hand job..
Your one thoundsand miles is just my first STEP//....


ACE god

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Re: Flow For Rank by Djex614: 9:37pm On May 17, 2018
Lemme just drop some bars here
'Carries mic'
Big steps in the game feeling like m hulk
I spit my rhymes day by day and I dnt give a F**k
You say you're a boss and you are d oga at d top
But common bars you can't spit yet u still form Porsche......
M getting high on my weed and my codine join
See rappers frowning at me like monkey last born
I drop wicked lines which got me thinking that m young john
I dey my house come nd beat me if u can come!
'Drops mic... Cleans sweat � nd runs home'

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Re: Flow For Rank by tianshie(m): 3:08pm On May 19, 2018
You aint even know nothing about Trump, Stupid ass mutts
Broken ass mugs, fcu.ked-in-the-head brown nosing, nuts nugs
Picture yourself getting pulled over by racist cops, they unleashing shots
Next day the president is tweeting glocks, sayin cops doin their jobs
And your white neighbor don’t speak Spanish to dogs
People of color getting chucked out of Starbucks for being there
literature from KKK lovin white kids fcu.ked up my day
You’re in Nigeria, fool, stay in your lane,
Don’t support the orange monster just cos he playin the game
I’m talking Nairaland punks like EzendiEgo1, Win12345, KEVIND
SalamRushdie ignoramuses who aint ever been to an airport
Now you’re hearin from the horse’s mouth, neighing the truth
You get your half-cooked news at suya joints you stu.pid sh.its
Don’t fc.uk wit dis, you c.nts will get destroyed like I slashed your lady bits.

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Re: Flow For Rank by EzendiEgo1: 4:53pm On May 19, 2018
tianshie:
You aint even know nothing about Trump, Stupid ass mutts
Broken ass mugs, fcu.ked-in-the-head brown nosing, nuts nugs
Picture yourself getting pulled over by racist cops, they unleashing shots
Next day the president is tweeting glocks, sayin move on! Cops doin their jobs
And your white neighbor is sayin don’t speak Spanish to dogs
People of color getting chucked out of Starbucks for being there
literature from KKK lovin white kids fcu.ked up my day
You’re in Nigeria, fool, stay in your lane,
Don’t support the orange monster just cos he playin the game
I’m talking Nairaland punks like EzendiEgo1, Win12345, KEVIND
SalamRushdie ignoramuses who aint been to an airport
Now you’re hearin from the horse’s mouth, neighing the truth
You get your half-cooked news at suya joints you stu.pid sh.its
Don’t fc.uk wit dis, you c.nts will get destroyed like I slashed your lady bits.
what the hell is this one saying

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Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 3:43am On May 20, 2018
_______



Rappers and their dry flow...abeg, make una try grow up..!
see that one still taking shots at me, another wack bastard that I know of..!
He z a blind show off.. small rapper wey dey try incite dope war..
with a vile grown up..!
my bullets will make the guy porous..!
.
when I leave him with holes of different sizes..!
Immah living cactus schooling this kid like its teaching practice..!
silly mantis..,
never even been in a clean fight, now he gon diss me with his filthy verses..?!
.
Mehn, I hate this grasshopper..! Fucking ass crap talker..!
my bars will turn this ass lover to a bloody star stalker..
cos he lacks lustre..!
that's why he z always tryna steal shine like a wack robber!
Nigga tryna act tougher..!
.
But we all know he z weak like bases..he z too lightweight..!
reason why he ain't getting this beef like Catholics on good Friday...!!
and the tools I sway will bring him to his knees like its family reunion for this tooth-eyed gay..!
the truths I say..!
.
No gimmicks..!
so be a good lad.., choke on these dope lyrics..!
I'm in the flow spirit..!
can't test a king in his zone when its a throne business..!
.
I'm gold spilling..!
ma flow ripping through this hoe like I'm soul seeking..!
He a broke heathen..,
Bones missing in his whole system..
but I won't diss him..!
and so he shouldn't think it, or even risk it..!
cos killing him will be too easy... sorta like chewing biscuits..!!

_peace!!

To who it may concern, keep dissing your king..but you can never be like him!!

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Re: Flow For Rank by Riptider(f): 3:47pm On May 29, 2018
All I see are kiddy wacky rappers
Broke niggas living in tatters
killing the rap game with their slow poke miming
Deviating from what I thought as the etiquette of galactic rhyming
oh men rejoice for your king has arrived
To get this game once again revived
I AM BACK
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 7:43pm On May 31, 2018
Paayne:
_______



Rappers and their dry flow...abeg, make una try grow up..!
see that one still taking shots at me, another wack bastard that I know of..!
He z a blind show off.. small rapper wey dey try incite dope war..
with a vile grown up..!
my bullets will make the guy porous..!
.
when I leave him with holes of different sizes..!
Immah living cactus schooling this kid like its teaching practice..!
silly mantis..,
never even been in a clean fight, now he gon diss me with his filthy verses..?!
.
Mehn, I hate this grasshopper..! Fucking ass crap talker..!
my bars will turn this ass lover to a bloody star stalker..
cos he lacks lustre..!
that's why he z always tryna steal shine like a wack robber!
Nigga tryna act tougher..!
.
But we all know he z weak like bases..he z too lightweight..!
reason why he ain't getting this beef like Catholics on good Friday...!!
and the tools I sway will bring him to his knees like its family reunion for this tooth-eyed gay..!
the truths I say..!
.
No gimmicks..!
so be a good lad.., choke on these dope lyrics..!
I'm in the flow spirit..!
can't test a king in his zone when its a throne business..!
.
I'm gold spilling..!
ma flow ripping through this hoe like I'm soul seeking..!
He a broke heathen..,
Bones missing in his whole system..
but I won't diss him..!
and so he shouldn't think it, or even risk it..!
cos killing him will be too easy... sorta like chewing biscuits..!!

_peace!!

To who it may concern, keep dissing your king..but you can never be like him!!


call out

beat you up till your teeth fall out
you talk loud, but records say youve never been featured in a tough bout!

so walk out, or get your ass sprayed in a rampage!
mac, gauge.. talk tough, you'll get popped if you think you're a champ, Payne



Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jun 01, 2018
This is survival, no hands on the title /
Keep your hands off, my hand's gloved, clutching a rifle /
I swear rappers get sent to heaven, I ain't touching a Bible /
I'm so wavy, I got the flow streaming like Tidal /
I always believed I could fly, still dreaming I'm Michael /
I'm TOO WILLED to win, my drive motorcycles /
Ride like a psycho /
Head on fire, chains & a chopper /
Get rid of the stubbornness, watch me cane them proper /
These lil youngins need to learn a lesson /
No respect, I... raise a arm & blow his chest /
I play my position nigguh my role is set /
When I rolly flex, I know these holy acting hoes holes is wet /
Their holes get stretched /
Tryna ride the pole, pineapple express /
Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 12:21pm On Jun 02, 2018
007Bruce:


call out

beat you up till your teeth fall out
you talk loud, but records say youve never been featured in a tough bout!

so walk out, or get your ass sprayed in a rampage!
mac, gauge.. talk tough, you'll get popped if you think you're a champ, Payne





Idiot!
Call out accepted! and your dumb ass better not pull a no show on me.
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jun 02, 2018
Paayne:


Idiot!
Call out accepted! and your dumb ass better not pull a no show on me.


FINISH HIM!
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 7:08pm On Jun 11, 2018
Ibime:
Oya. . . .lets see. . . .

Why is this cheesecake fronting?/ His name's like 'oral with sex dolls'. . .cos first you get the 'BJ pumping'/ Did he say something?/ I smash this pea-faced pumpkin/ my lines'll have you reaching for the replay button/ I’m a maneater/ Give you lyrical amnesia/ You can’t stand ether/ you burn like gland fever/ My Molotov/ bring holocaust/ like Iran’s leader/ so if it’s beef, I straighten you out . . . like pan beaters/ Im a damn genius/ first man to land on Venus/ My hand speed is/ so fast, you can’t see this/ like Mayweather/ I rain on your umbrella/ with my chorus/ y’all niggas porous/. . . .Im snake leather!/ I don’t have to compete/ No album released/ I ain’t mixing no tracks. . . but I master the streets/ My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/ but my face is unseen, like a Phantom in sheets/ God hears when I speak/ the tears that I weep/ My cares and my grief/ Only fear is defeat/ Nightmares in my sleep/ of dying broke/ so I lie awoke/ plotting schemes to retire rich. . . and buy a boat!/
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Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 7:08pm On Jun 11, 2018
Sauron1:
BJPumpin?? this dude is just supporting Chasisbitch like he's a wonder bra
Punchlines like viola, shattering a glass jaw, a real text artist leaving you in awe

English skills like HA!, despite your placement, you ignored a perfectly good education
Technical mutilation irreparable humiliation a spectacle of discrimination start erasin’

Couldn’t be underground in a basement words wouldn’t be big if you used repetition
Burning pallet like capsicum, your vocab deteriorates with exponential multiplication

Your scripts are ass, lookin like circus staff, why even spit I ask??
And your face is a laugh, at best you are trash, i suggest u wear a mask

Its a wrap retard, cause I'm bout to end your mission
And I'll take a 5-star down like a hotel demolition

The king is the highest card you ever gettin dealt son
You ain't ballin just cause ya flipped ya mouse & felt one.

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Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 7:09pm On Jun 11, 2018
Sauron1:
BJPumpin?? this dude is just supporting Chasisbitch like he's a wonder bra
Punchlines like viola, shattering a glass jaw, a real text artist leaving you in awe

English skills like HA!, despite your placement, you ignored a perfectly good education
Technical mutilation irreparable humiliation a spectacle of discrimination start erasin’

Couldn’t be underground in a basement words wouldn’t be big if you used repetition
Burning pallet like capsicum, your vocab deteriorates with exponential multiplication

Your scripts are ass, lookin like circus staff, why even spit I ask??
And your face is a laugh, at best you are trash, i suggest u wear a mask

Its a wrap retard, cause I'm bout to end your mission
And I'll take a 5-star down like a hotel demolition

The king is the highest card you ever gettin dealt son
You ain't ballin just cause ya flipped ya mouse & felt one.

#Throwback
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 7:38pm On Jun 11, 2018
Sauron1:
I walk with ma heads high, i could never lay low

Gone from the times when i rhymed like a Slim Shady clone
To spitting my own poems from the depths of my dome
Now I know how to show the whole scope of my soul
And how to flow for the gold at every show that i go
Designing lines of mine to find what hides in minds
Rewind the rhymes each time to find what lies behind
Like binary stars, my lines can shine together
Flow goes on like Bis tryin’ to rhyme forever

The crown is mine forever, you guys can try fuckever
You want, but if you front, then face the 9-Beretta
Of the distance i came to get to here in this game
It’s those others to blame for what my genre became
Their attempts are pitiful to be cyber-lyrical aces
I transcend the physical, reaching spiritual places
Don’t relate with the haters – you know who’s the greatest
Here’s the latest basis for confirming the status

#throwback
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 7:56pm On Jun 11, 2018
Sauron1:
MY PLACE OF REST.
To My friends Look up to the stars where my soul will rest I believe i’ll near that beautiful crest with the cold of death I’ll live on through you after my final breath Watch what’s said as appreciations . . .my final test After i’m laid to rest, you can’t forget the times Rewind your memories, forever live in your mind My loved ones live for me, we are stronger combined Because i’ll be fine my souls just no longer confined Left the world behind, but in you my life exists You’re my gift, my everything, and my life was this I’m still with you, so endeavour to wish If i’m missed remember this and forever i will live Forever in bliss and harmony amongst the stars For no evil can harm me once i'm afar I’d always make you laugh when your friends are sparse You’re contenders so don’t lose heart on my behalf Times became past, i leave you the only art i’ve known A flawless flow to warm a heart of stone Now i've let go but i’m forever above as you grow I want you all to know how i loved you so
To My Enemies Look up to the stars and my soul can’t rest Cuz like undertakers your death is ma sole interest I wish swollen rabid heads on the children you’ve bred I hope the foundations ain’t set on the buildings you let I’d wreck havoc on my enemies if i wasn’t dead I never “liked you” so deaden that cuz it wasn’t said Sure i’d see red if i were alive and you’d be here instead I hope your wife's best friend dies in your bed In death i’ve no forgiving, i ma leave your kids to gawk I’ve no such luck unless you choke on the [i]d[/i]icks you suck So soak it up, my hate won’t die though the body's [b]f[/b]ucked I’ll offer the gods your butts to [b]f[/b]uck and see if em gods corrupt Maul your twin brother and wait till i hear the sound of his voice. U have left me with no choice, i ma leave y'all eyes in moist And interrupt your intimate moments with ma haunting noise Never my boy and in after life my wits are poised You’d get destroyed making humour to my name I hope someone you love gets a fucking tumour in the brain So my death's a game i’ll forever see you slain At least till that day i never have to see you again
#Throwback
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 8:10pm On Jun 11, 2018
Sauron1:
Dead presidents are evident nowhere near my residence. . . .
The world in different seg-ments are what i try to represent.
A benevolent style remains prevelant. . . .in a society of denial
Walk the long dark aisle. . . .just for a little longer while.
A mile or two. . . . . .through a violent zoo
To find something worthwhile to view
A smile from you. . . . .When i rock a set
On the block, i'ma vet, . .With alot of regrets
I'm not gonna forget. . . .The world in my hands
From the desert sands. . . .to the most furled of lands
From a beggar's demand to the command of a soldier
Ya girl filing lies away in a folder. . . .just so u will hold'her,
Turn a cold shoulder to the wind. . . .let the sun shine down
With the stars aligned now. . . .you have the one divine crown
A shrine around town. . .where people worship your presence
Its important to remember. . . . .intelligence measured in silence.

Living life humbled the days i stumbled away
In a tunnel of dark alleys, bums cuddle with strays
Succumb to the grave? Nah, I was a slave to the standards
A lane full of answers’ a fee in exchange for a transfer
Plagued by a cancer; never was addressing the state
Cuz the misdirection of hate made us too restless to wait
A treacherous fate, section 8 brewed a wave of mistakes
. . . . . .but bets are safe when you lie every breath that you take
Wealth is rape, cuz they take every chance they get
And every step that’s made became a plan they ditched
A gram, a brick, flipped into a grand to split
Random ransoms, hits, a snitch is a daily stint
That pays the rent, the jewels, and the clothes on my back
My coach as a bag, not lighting the stove with a match
How am I ‘sposed to react? With the fucking world in my pocket
like a Magic 8 ball reading off lines, Sauron's like a prophet.


#Throwback
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 8:16pm On Jun 11, 2018
PoDeep:
Now, why do Bleep wud I flow 4 rank/
when I can flow to put money in d bank??/
Po is back wit d pro flo, infact/
he knows his rap, his dope flows are crack/
his foes git clapp'd lyk popos wit gats/
Its been a while since I dropped mic science wit my big brotha Wordsmith/
cos dez days I don't got time, I just get d birds flipped/
wanna fly? I cud get d herbs lit/
red-eyed, so u don't really wanna get on my nerves, b*tch!/
When it comes to bustin rhymes, I be da student wit Straight A's/
so make way for AK, Bleep mathematical Sege cos I'm d one dribblin on d touchline like Jay-jay/.
Are we still flowing for rank? Then where's my gold medal, I'm d fcukin boss of rap bosses/
fcukin brigader general, commander in chief of armed forces!/
nuff said!

#Throwback grin
Re: Flow For Rank by Mathematical(f): 8:19pm On Jun 11, 2018
tysonnn:


#Throwback grin

grin
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 8:27pm On Jun 11, 2018
Ibime:


Im allergic to wack rappers and automatically sneeze/ I could backflip a span of degrees/. . . . and land on my knees/ A Roman Catholic priest/ smoking botanical trees/ Never engineered a track, but I master the streets/ My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/ But my face is unseen like a phantom in sheets/ This manacled beast/. . . . do damage to a victim/ Your lection is nothing but axiomatic wisdom/ I'm laughing at ya diction/ a rapping contradiction/ I throw acid on a pacifist . . . and laugh at his affliction/ You just a miniature midget/ I make the minister fidget/ I f&ck Jane and Jill. . . . then administer Bridget!/
#Throwback cool
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 8:30pm On Jun 11, 2018
Mathematical:


grin

That post was made before you registered your account. Lol so, it's pure coincidence. Sorry for the disturbance.
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 8:40pm On Jun 11, 2018
HJ1:
I'm far from wut u r askin for/ blasting off/ like astronaut
Hiphop's ambassador/ so just bounce like a basketball
Serve u like tomatoe sauce/ half dis rapper's ass r soft
Still thinkin they real/ they just fake like mariah's cups
Wut the f**k u laughin for/ Oh u think u got the balls
f**kin wit the hardest artist the type u've never had before.

D way i drop lines it makes gravity useless/ i do this
Wit moves that make them other dudes wish/ they were me
But that can never be/ cuz i'm always after you (U) just like the letter V

#Throwback

Dayuumm!
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 8:55pm On Jun 11, 2018
MrCrackles:
It's BRASHY Ya Bastards! grin
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                                     ----------WHO YA---------
Stick or Automatic/who can handle the wheels/None of ya 4real but ME
Big bars and big whips/big beatz and big game/ now Datz ME
Wonder why i am arrogant/brashy, harshy and nasty/Ask my mum, Kirsty
While ya’all butt raping em, m duck taping em/i am insatiable & thirsty
Spray ya'all with lethal barz/like Barca's INIESTA spraying lethal passes
Chop gays down/bag d bitz and stuff in between/ files of demonic cases
Dont test my waters/it is shark infested/seriously, i aint jesting
I tower like PISA/tryna reach? you need a VISA/no one's contesting
Money back gaurantee/if you dont like what i bring to the table like J Dillah
Fuc.k your chin chillas/i got a 9MM dat leaves u dead like TEN killas
Dont get mad like NEYO/coz i am better than you/learn from LEO
Dont give a fuc.k about where you at/i  rep Muswell Hill
We run the blocks all day/call the shots all day/like Harry Hill
I aint here to wine or dine ya/my sublime rhymes and lyrics/will quadru-pop ya
Hit ya'll in large swathes like i did Billy/the notorious DubyaRacist freak
Crackles, Caruso or Brashy/wateva!i remain a model pro/so let my world rock ya
Murder ya'all first before i kill the tracks/pipe the pretty chicks/then i spit da lines
YAY in tonnes/i got white Colombian folks gradin/chopping down da lines
Full of swagger, laid back with witty punchlines/made in queensland
Mixtapes and platinum records/game and paper longer than Long Island
Ya bastard niggas spend all day/ choking the chicken/ No real gains
Warning ya/ i will be back with triple laced venom/bringing excrutiating pains
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Season 09 Book of Rhymes : WHO YA
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Summer Drawdown
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#Throwback
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 8:56pm On Jun 11, 2018
Ibime:
^^^^Whats the nonsense above?  grin. . . . I rank that 0.5/10. . . .how can a rapper claim Muswell Hill with pride?. . . . .rap and grime are two different genres. . . . lemme show you how its done son. . . . this is an old verse of mine. . . .




Your career’s a Fosbury flop. . . while I raise the bar/
In this game, you get played like an Ace of Hearts/
I’m poised like an angel shark/ so don’t wade too far/
incase I park/ my razor sharp/ teeth in your navel parts/
and crunch like cornflakes/ till ya femur breaks/
. . . as my canines sink into big dog steaks/
plus. . . I only play for big dog stakes!/
so if ya speed down my path . . .best hit y’all brakes!/
cos I flip your weight/ like a forklift truck/
How many dicks can ya LovePeddler lips suck?/. . . Good Question!
. . but it’s rhetorical/ . .so don’t consult the oracle/
leave the question hanging. . cos you’d find the answer horrible!/
I’m a muff diver/ spitting out tufts of saliva/
A ruff rider/ She gets roughed up inside her/
I pump fire/ when I be touching and teasing/
Hand over her mouth just to muffle her breathing/
Stand over her mouth when Im dumping the semen/
So hand over ya spouse. . . or Ill stand over ya house/
like King Kong. . . and put my fist through the roof/
The issue is YOU!/ she kissed you and flew/
She wouldn’t miss you. . . so you  picked a tissue and blew/
Boo hoo. . . cried ya eyes cos you was loving the ho/
You should be hung on a rope/. . .  or strung on a boat/
and dragged across the sea. . .see if ya sunk or ya float/
Or better yet, dumped in a moat/. . . till ya stunk and ya bloat/
. . cos ya gave her the world. . . and left with nothing to show/
. . just a lump in ya throat/. . .while Im picking her shrimp/
Cos she snatched my banana like a cynical chimp/
And you been ridiculed since/. . . you little pitiful wimp!/
In the jungle, a critical limp/ could finish a love-vendor/
survival is vital/. . .  predators with impediments. . .
go hungry. . . till their flesh end up as sediments/
Im past ‘tense’. . Im ‘nervous’/. . ya past-tense. . .ya murdered/
So have sense/ I couldn't give half cents. . . I'm impervious!/
Get ya ass bent/ and dumped in Tashkent/ suburbias/
where rats attend ya service/ turn ya ass into burgers/
Im an Alpha male. . .  while you past ya prime/
. . at prime time, my primates pass the nine/
You primarily just pass the time. . . I pass with flying colours/
And laugh at lying sluggards/. . . my graph is climbing upwards/
Im so greedy. . . I smile when I walk past the needy/
You can’t see me. . . my dough levitate like Houdini/
Featherweights like to be me/ . . . cos Im the Don/
Im Don King. . . Im the King. . you a Donkey Kong!/




#Throwback

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Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 9:10pm On Jun 11, 2018
Sauron1:



You sound cocky as Bleep, so there must be somethin I don’t know
Cuz how impressive do u think u are with wack punches n no flow?
U front like u dope tho, predictions constantly show you are not
If someone thought u’d win, that pic musta been doctored in photoshop
U probably hope I’ll stop, I got memory loss, it’s true
Cuz ya last dope verse escapes me, too bad u won’t follow suit
This is the end of ya run, you’re lame and you’re wack to me
If ya bars were as short as ya win streak, they might be able to catch a beat
Girls say that you’re lackin meat, so when you’re givin it to hoes
They’re like ya loss column in this section, they never finish with an 0
So they Bleep me before u, asking to get my cock raw
You’re just the reup man, they call u after they get their rocks off
I’m givin bitches lock jaw, while this gay is a mess
Callin a maid-in(maiden), but couldn’t pull a damzel in distress
I get the baddest n the best, he’s never tappin the hottest
Call his bitch Frodo. . . .cuz the only one he’s Baggin’s a hobbit.

#Throwback.

##BringBackCoogar grin
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 9:19pm On Jun 11, 2018
Ibime:
@ MrCrackles,

You thought I wasn't gonna reply that nonsense you wrote above?  grin

Here's something I concocted for you last nite. Its just a warning shot. Nothing fancy, just to make you measure your level.  grin



Ya getting too big for ya britches/ Im too big for you bitches!/
Skip the News and Sport. . . I’ma give you the Business. . .
What I spit is religious/ and with that wack ass verse?/
even a packed black church/ wouldn’t give you a witness/
I had to laugh at first/ that rhyme made me cringe/
Last time I ‘read bull’ like that. . . .it ‘gave me wings’/
Im designed to last/ withstanding fire like a fibre glass/
The man behind the iron mask/ crush you like a cycle crash/
You rap softer than pies and mash/ You need to retire fast/
Your rhymes are like LAWMA. . . cos you just recycle trash!/
I smoke your entire stash/ then decapitate a stranger/
You can’t back away from danger/. . . when the hammer hits the chamber/
The velocity’s fast and the trajectory precise/
I was sexing ya wife/ but she infected me with lice/
Next to me is Christ/ None other!/
You a dumb brother/ born to some mother . . .who’s a cum dumpster/ 
Bum f'ucker!/ Im a gun runner who run gunners/
And stun gunners/. . . you couldn’t be hot. . . for one summer!/
‘Flow for Rank’ is the title of the thread/
. . but Muswell Hill General. . . . is just a title in his head/
cos he’s a Major fool!/ He couldn’t climb the charts/
In an army of rappers, he’d be one of the Private parts/
He aint earning his stripes/ so I’ll disvirgin his wife/
Cos Field Marshalls battle hard while men turn into mice/
And I’m Napoleon Bonaparte/ so I’ll pick his bone apart/
And if  Sharon back him up. . . I’ll take em 2 by 2 like Noah’s Ark!/

#Throwback.

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Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 9:24pm On Jun 11, 2018
MrCrackles:
IBIME grin

I was wondering why it took you donkey years to come back

You have gone around and jacked rhymes from numerous websites as usual

Well i got you a viral shot ready

Now sit back and watch the me pistol whip then dump you in the caddy! grin

#Throwback
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 9:32pm On Jun 11, 2018
Sauron1:


The ultimate RULE is: Don't get CAUGHT!!!
I hereby declare BRASH the WINNER of the battle cos Ibime was found out stealing lines from Lord Sauron. cheesy grin

@ Nigga Brash,

U don't have to reply Ibime. . . . . .
However, if you want to give us something to wow to(without your usual Musehill avenue rubbish) then i will be fyne with it.
Shit is up to you. cheesy

#Throwback grin
Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 9:48pm On Jun 11, 2018
ofokasibe:


so why did it take u long to realise that i am the UNDISPUTED OFOKASIBE YAPA?
THANK GOD U REALISE THAT YOU ARE THE ROOT OF IT ALL. ASK SEUN ASK SHAZ ASK MUKINA THEY ALL KNOWME , I JUST LOVE TO HAVE FUN , BUT IF U SAY NO FUN , THEN I WILL GLADLY TURN IT TO REAL WAR. BUT
IF U WANT PEACE I WILL GIVE U PEACE , ON THIS CONDITIONS
1.DONT LET MY NAME COME OUTTA UR MOUTH IN AN INSULTIVE WAY EVER AGAIN
2.DONT THROW SUBLIMINALS AT ME ,IF U WANNA BATTLE ME CALL ME OUT LIKE WORDSMITH CALLED IBIME OUT
3. DO U ACTUALLY THINK I ENJOY DISSING U TOO, I WAS BUILT FOR WAR , SO IF ANYONE IS FEELING LIKE SADDAM HUSSEIN THEN OFOKA IS GON FEEL LIKE ADOLF HITLER UP IN HERE
4. ALL THIS WAR CAME ABOUT BCOZ U DEALT WITH MANY PEOPLE WHEN U WERE MOD ,, THATS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT LIFE , BE GOOD TO PEOPLE ON UR WAY UP , CUZZ U DONT KNOW WHETHER U WILL MEET THEM ON THE WAY DOWN
5. I HEREBY ACCEPT UR AMNESTY LIKE THE NIGER DELTA MILITANTS AND HEREBY GRANT SAURON AMNESTY AND DECLARE THAT YOU ARE FREE FROM OFOKA WAHALA , THATS IF U REALLY TURN A NEW LEAF THO

GOODLUCK IN UR BATTLE WITH IBIME , WE ALREADY KNOW WHO WOULD WIN ANYWAY .

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#Throwback gringringrin

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Re: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 10:17pm On Jun 11, 2018
Ibime:

I make the crowd stand up when Im blessing the stage/
The crowd make you stand up. . . like a Mexican wave!/
Dont make me show my threatening face/
Or Ill make you stand in cement. . . till you set in ya ways!/
Ya girl F1 guy who give her dough for stripping/
He park in her front grid. . . when she’s in pole position!/
She play you like a replay/ giving niggas BJ’s/
but if my girl played me . . . she must be a DJ!/
I surf on a heat wave/ Im heat resistant/
Whoever commissioned you. . . . should be de-commissioned/
Dont impede my vision/ When I speak, you listen!/
Something to say?. . .  raise ya hand. . . . and seek permission!/
I unravel plots/ of election fraud when I rattle shots/
Cos you’ll be cut in pieces. . . and stuffed in a ballot box/
I known to carry glocks/ at my own discretion/
Im bulletproof. . . and  wearing[i] slippers[/i] . . .is your sole protection!/
You get blown in seconds/ for posing questions/
Its a metasin . . . .to use metaphors. . . without quoting reference!/

#Throwback

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