HeatFusion:

rotflmao.


Sisikill, what old time religion is ur hubby talking about?

Cavemanity.

Sisi Jinx:

Cavemanity.

lol, you didn't even deny my claim

Sisi Jinx:

Ruby. . . unfortunately for you, Brothers and sisters don't marry each other where we come from, so H202 is yours for life. I don't care if you think you have found yourself another man. . . that is just your own wishful thinking, I say what Sisi has joined together, let no one put asunder!

Sisikill, why na? Do you hate me so much?

Sisi Jinx:

It's the caveman mentality. . . errrr. . . I mean culture. We are trying to bring them into the light, they stand there talking to the wall (because they can't see beyond their noses) about how they love it there.

It's so sad to watch, I'll tell you that much!

[size=2pt]Koolaid is prepackaged sobo, refined and reprocessed. So you darlin' are shacking the original, honest to goodness, grand daddy of the Mack daddies,  straight from the source wishful thinking drink. . . with ice, shaken not stirred.  [/size]

bring us to the light? nice try. is this the same light eve wa trying to bring adam to? i believe in the old saying, fool me once shame on u, fool me twice shame on me, fool me thrice, dunnit! ain't gonna happen.

u guys fooled us once at the garden of eden, so we are careful whenever u girls offer forbidden fruits so we dont get trapped

u fooled us the second time by out-numbering guys in the world population until the chinese go the wind of it(trying to take over the world i see)

now i am holding the fort so that african men are not fooled again(the third time) in the name of culture and i am doing a damn good  

One you are way too stubborn to break out. . .  eventhough you know it does you no good. Seriously, why do you guys cut your noses to spite your face? It's madness, I tells ya!!

did our face complain to u?  

Sisi Jinx:

Cavemanity.

what can i say, i work for geico  

HeatFusion:

lol, you didn't even deny my claim

Set up!!!! You set me up!!

Sisikill, why na? Do you hate me so much?

What is wrong with my brother?!!!!

You sef how do you expect it not to su him when he chased you all over the place and you just carried on with you shakara??!!

na2day?:

bring us to the light? nice try. is this the same light eve wa trying to bring adam to? i believe in the old saying, fool me once shame on u, fool me twice shame on me, fool me thrice, dunnit! ain't going to happen.

u guys fooled us once at the garden of eden, so we are careful whenever u girls offer forbidden fruits so we don't get trapped

u fooled us the second time by out-numbering guys in the world population until the chinese go the wind of it(trying to take over the world i see)

now i am holding the fort so that african men are not fooled again(the third time) in the name of culture and i am doing a damn good  

Ughhhhhhhh!!!

Honestly, I wanna sqeeeze your neck right now! Why is it so hard for you guys to understand everything isn't about your egos!!!!!!

did our face complain to u?  

But we are the ones who have to look it all day and every day!! DO you guys not get that??!!!

what can i say, i work for geico  

Obviously not a good worker because the geico cavemen were open to new things!!

What's your excuse?!!

Sisi Jinx:

Ughhhhhhhh!!!

better leave some hair on ur head, i dont want a bald woman in my house

Honestly, I want to sqeeeze your neck right now! Why is it so hard for you guys to understand everything isn't about your egos!!!!!!

its a manly thing i dont expect u to understand

But we are the ones who have to look it all day and every day!! DO you guys not get that??!!!

it is what u want to see u will see, so just think positively and u will see something wonderful daily

Obviously not a good worker because the geico cavemen were open to new things!!

What's your excuse?!!

sum1 has to keep history intact

[size=3pt]He's stopped listening, He's just stopped listening. Why on earth did God put us in the same realm with these men? How did he expect us to cope with the lot of 'em? So unfair!![/size]

Sisi Jinx:



[size=3pt]He's stopped listening, He's just stopped listening. Why on earth did God put us in the same realm with these men? How did he expect us to cope with the lot of 'em? So unfair!![/size]

[size=3pt]His grace is sufficient for u, His strength is made perfect in ur weakness [/size]



[size=1pt]by the way, wetin dey worry u, u wan blind my eye wey u dey write so small[/size]

na2day?:


[size=3pt]His grace is sufficient for u, His strength is made perfect in ur weakness [/size]



[size=1pt]by the way, wetin dey worry u, u wan blind my eye wey u dey write so small[/size] 

[size=3pt]Grace Ko. . . opposite of grace ni. Seriously, why are you so stubborn? Just admit what I want you to admit and this will all end!! [/size]


[size=1pt]If blinding you is wrong, I never want to be right. EVAH!!  [/size]

Sisi Jinx:

[size=3pt]Grace Ko. . . opposite of grace ni. Seriously, why are you so stubborn? Just admit what I want you to admit and this will all end!! [/size]

[size=3pt]look here ovularia, that "grace" thing was me giving u an olive branch, if u dont take it, next thing na mango branch[/size]

[size=1pt]If blinding you is wrong, I never want to be right. EVAH!! [/size]

[size=2pt]back to sender! ! ![/size]

wats wrong with u guys?
how can i read all that in tiny print?
enlarge i say!!!

bluespice:

wats wrong with u guys?
how can i read all that in tiny print?
enlarge i say!!!

i complained the same thing ooo, i had to go buy tri-focal glasses to read these things

na2day?:

[size=3pt]look here ovularia, that "grace" thing was me giving u an olive branch, if u don't take it, next thing na mango branch[/size] 

If you like say it ten times every ten seconds, that Ovularia name will not stick.

Mango branch? I say bring it on!!!! I am ready for you today

^{*removes head tie and ties it around waist.*}

Shei you think you are stubborn? I will show you stubbornness pass stubbornness!

Haba, how can one group think themselves as alpha and omega? We said it every which way it can be said. . . this culture thing is stunting, every one is overtaking us because they've learnt to think outside the box and do you listen? Noooo, it's even then you tell us to shut up because women aren't allowed to talk in the presence of men except to ask if he wants tuwo or amala. Well I will show today today!!

^{*thumps chest*}

By the time I am done, you wonder why you weren't born a woman but first. . . .

^{* Burst into tears and throws self to the floor*}

Why won;t you listen to me noooooow! It's not fair, you know you are a guy and you get to win many many times when it comes to things like these. Let me win now? Please? Pretty please with cherries on top 

[size=2pt]back to sender! ! ![/size] 

Rotflmao!!!!


I only used big letter because of my twin sister. She's the only one I listen to, so you berra thank your lucky stars for her because I was ready to go -10 on you!!.

bluespice:

wats wrong with u guys?
how can i read all that in tiny print?
enlarge i say!!!

Sorry Twinie!

na2day?:

i complained the same thing ooo, i had to go buy tri-focal glasses to read these things

Oh hush!!

Sisi Jinx:

If you like say it ten times every ten seconds, that Ovularia name will not stick.

Mango branch? I say bring it on!!!! I am ready for you today

^{*removes head tie and ties it around waist.*}

Shei you think you are stubborn? I will show you stubbornness pass stubbornness!

Haba, how can one group think themselves as alpha and omega? We said it every which way it can be said. . . this culture thing is stunting, every one is overtaking us because they've learnt to think outside the box and do you listen? Noooo, it's even then you tell us to shut up because women aren't allowed to talk in the presence of men except to ask if he wants tuwo or amala. Well I will show today today!!

^{*thumps chest*}

By the time I am done, you wonder why you weren't born a woman but first. . . .
Rotflmao!!!!


I only used big letter because of my twin sister. She's the only one I listen to, so you berra thank your lucky stars for her because I was ready to go -10 on you!!.

na gra gra full ur body, u lucky say i bi gentle man, u for see pepper today  , u better thank all these neighbors wey dey hold me, na one blow seven zuma rock for dey for ur face 

^{* Burst into tears and throws self to the floor*}

Why won;t you listen to me noooooow! It's not fair, you know you are a guy and you get to win many many times when it comes to things like these. Let me win now? Please? Pretty please with cherries on top 

oya, just because u don dey cry and i no want make u wet my new rug i go "allow" u win, but it must be on record say na me just "allow" u win, after all, why i go all u suffer pain now when u get enough pain to suffer for the 18 children wey u go born 


[size=2pt]i harsh ooooo, 18 kaina![/size] 



NB: by the way, report ur email address and phone number to my mail sharp sharp

na2day?:

na gra gra full ur body, u lucky say i bi gentle man, u for see pepper today  , u better thank all these neighbors wey dey hold me, na one blow seven zuma rock for dey for ur face 

Which people are holding you? Abi is not you hanging on their trousers like your life depends on it while begging them to let you show your prowess. Please, we sabi people like you!

oya, just because u don dey cry and i no want make u wet my new rug i go "allow" u win, but it must be on record say na me just "allow" u win, after all, why i go all u suffer pain now when u get enough pain to suffer for the 18 children wey u go born 

^{*Wipes runny nose with wrapper*}

Thank. . . thank you. Ah! You are so nice, so wonderful, what did I do to deserve such a generous sparring partner. Is it only 18? How about 36? You are getting 36! No! No! No! You can't change my mind on this one, not at all.

[size=2pt]i harsh ooooo, 18 kaina![/size] 

[size=2pt]
Hehehehe, I am smart oooh! Look How I have him eating out of the palms of my hands! Ahhh, the power of fake tears. . . never underestimate it  [/size]

NB: by the way, report ur email address and phone number to my mail sharp sharp

Lmao! Okay, since you asked so nicely, here it -  Si. . . . wait a sec, that's not how it is done!!!

Isn't the guy supposed to dispatch his emissaries to find out more about the girl, then go to her papa's house and declare his intentions? It IS the culture. . . right? Okay then.

Far be it from me to. . . ya know, go against the culture.  No Sireee Bob!

Love is a bottle of apple cider. DOn't drink too much of it. cosigned.

Sisi Jinx:

Which people are holding you? Abi is not you hanging on their trousers like your life depends on it while begging them to let you show your prowess. Please, we sabi people like you!

na bcoz u see say ppl don come gather u don get mouth eh? ok now, i go see u for house

^{*Wipes runny nose with wrapper*}

Thank. . . thank you. Ah! You are so nice, so wonderful, what did I do to deserve such a generous sparring partner. Is it only 18? How about 36? You are getting 36! No! No! No! You can't change my mind on this one, not at all.


[size=2pt]
Hehehehe, I am smart oooh! Look How I have him eating out of the palms of my hands! Ahhh, the power of fake tears. . . never underestimate it [/size]

thats y i said it should be on the record bcoz i know say na crocodile tears full ya eye

Lmao! Okay, since you asked so nicely, here it - Si. . . . wait a sec, that's not how it is done!!!

Isn't the guy supposed to dispatch his emissaries to find out more about the girl, then go to her papa's house and declare his intentions? It IS the culture. . . right? Okay then.

Far be it from me to. . . ya know, go against the culture. No Sireee Bob!

just like i thot, naija babe will qoute culture when it favors her, na 2 day? i don see ya papa, hin give me the green light after i give am kola, one malu and kunu mixed with brukutu, na to put u for "ghana must go" remain

[size=2pt]

but seriously, give me ur email and phone #, my email address dey on my profile[/size]

HeatFusion:

Love is a bottle of apple cider. DOn't drink too much of it. cosigned.

true? me i dey on my 10th bottle sha

i don look tire, the pic dey like say na lepa lepa catch am for body, why?

HeatFusion:

Sisikill, I dey gbadun this your pix o. Real Hausa queen

na2day?, look but don't touch

na2day?:

i don look tire, the pic dey like say na lepa lepa catch am for body, why?

Jealousy and rejection dey do you

Sisikill, keeping rocking u got my eyez

HeatFusion:

Jealousy and rejection dey do you

Sisikill, keeping rocking u got my eyez

speak for ur self oooo, na me have to deal with her for the rest of my life but HeatFusion, shey u bi female sha? i dey suspect this ur eye wey u dey take spy her oooo

na2day hush pls! ur as guilty as charged
twinie is he. . .

bluespice:

na2day hush please! ur as guilty as charged
twinie is he. . .

why na me go hush? all these womanes una dey hang up against a brother bah? oya i go hush at least for 5seconds just bcoz na u talk am oo, if na another person, nothing dey happen

na2day?:

na because u see say people don come gather u don get mouth eh? ok now, i go see u for house 

Which people? The ones begging me not to pack my kaya and leave this house. They know how utterly helpless you will be if I leave!!

thats y i said it should be on the record because i know say na crocodile tears full ya eye 

Na lie! You no knew nothin', nada! Don't try to front here. You lost, I won!! 

just like i thot, naija babe will qoute culture when it favors her, na 2 day? i don see ya papa, hin give me the green light after i give am kola, one malu and kunu mixed with brukutu, na to put u for "ghana must go" remain 

It's not our fault now, y'all have conditioned us to follow follow the culture. . . almost zombie like. 

Burukutu ko, Chai ni

[size=2pt]but seriously, give me ur email and phone #, my email address dey on my profile[/size]

[size=2pt]Hmmmmmm [/size]

true? me i dey on my 10th bottle sha 

HeatFusion:

Sisikill, I dey gbadun this your pix o. Real Hausa queen

na2day?, look but don't touch

Lmao!! Please help me tell him ooooh!!

Thanks Ruby and we do have the same eyes.

If Jealousy wanna kill some people, that's their own problem.

Sisi Jinx:

Which people? The ones begging me not to pack my kaya and leave this house. They know how utterly helpless you will be if I leave!!


Na lie! You no knew nothin', nada! Don't try to front here. You lost, I won!! 

It's not our fault now, y'all have conditioned us to follow follow the culture. . . almost zombie like. 

Burukutu ko, Chai ni

[size=2pt]Hmmmmmm [/size]

once again, i will just agree so that church will close, but we all know the truth 


[size=2pt]still waiting for that fone number [/size]

Sisi Jinx:

Lmao!! Please help me tell him ooooh!!

Thanks Ruby and we do have the same eyes.

If Jealousy want to kill some people, that's their own problem.

rotflmao. . . .

Atleast if jealousy kill am, we go feed am to the birds.

[size=3pt]I joke!![/size]

na2day?:

speak for ur self oooo, na me have to deal with her for the rest of my life but HeatFusion, shey u bi female sha? i dey suspect this ur eye wey u dey take spy her oooo

For the rest of your life, you say? Why didn't you tell me?

Who tell you say I be female?

Why can't I spy her? I see sth beautiful, I no go compliment? sho'ra e o

HeatFusion:

rotflmao. . . .

Atleast if jealousy kill am, we go feed am to the birds.

[size=3pt]I joke!![/size]
For the rest of your life, you say? Why didn't you tell me?

Who tell you say I be female?

Why can't I spy her? I see sth beautiful, I no go compliment? sho'ra e o

i dey suspect u ooo

na2day?:

i dey suspect u ooo

Suspect away. . . .keep observing us o, until I steal her from under your umbrella ella ella

na2day?:

why na me go hush? all these womanes una dey hang up against a brother bah? oya i go hush at least for 5seconds just because na u talk am oo, if na another person, nothing dey happen

911 emergency ?, sum1 is trying to steal my wife kena   should i fire?  

HeatFusion:

Suspect away. . . .keep observing us o, until I steal her from under your umbrella ella ella

na2day?:

911 emergency ?, someone is trying to steal my wife kena should i fire?

LOL. eyah, this is what I wanted to find out

So, you two are trying to tell me you kept this up to page 15 from page 5? na real wa