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Secrete Prayer of Nigerian Girls to man who stole their phone has Exposed by Nobody: 9:08am On Nov 20, 2014
if na
NOKIA TORCH:-she wil say- wat is
nokia torch?let hin take de fone na if
e go change his life am even tired of
dat fone sef mtcheeew na my
simcard dey even vex me.
CHINA CAMERA FONE:-calls her bf
darlin dey don stil my fone o
bf who?
Girl..i dont kno but am suspectin 1
idiott dat sit beside me last nyt but e
no go ever beta for de guy he is
even behaving like mad man now
but dis is the beginin he go soon
enta maket infact na fone go killam
dey wil set him ablaze because of fone i
no he don sale de fone 1500naira ooh &
use de moni to smoke igboh as usual but my
cos must follo him til he die if he no
die kno say my name no be
chidinma infact de next igboh wey he go smoke go send am to psychiatric bed straight witout hold'up ijn
IF NA TECNO ANDRIOD
FONE.hmmmm kasala don burst
smh cos am feeling de girl pain now!!!.but she wil 1st relax & cry for
2days.den on de 3rd day she wil
wake'up wit a very strong heart &
declare that de thief wil die on fatal
accident b4 novermber ends.infact
all his families wil die wit him(de
thief families no no say fone lost oo
Lol)she wil go & book-mass on de
thief head make he die or stay alive
& remain miserable.let his manhood
stop funtioning as long as he lives
Lol because dey always suspect men.let
him get Ebola,Hiv & Aids 2geda
remember how he stole my fone
each time he was on sick-bed
Lol.she wil say-me Amaka na him
person steal hin fone?hmmm he
neva see anytin she wil wake-up
buy 12am & tel god to kill de guy b4
december infact let him start feelin
Ebola syptoms wherever he is now
now god abeg let it start now now &let his
bizness colapse if he even hav
any so he can park to village.girls get mind o...lol
Re: Secrete Prayer of Nigerian Girls to man who stole their phone has Exposed by Maccoy1(m): 10:02am On Nov 20, 2014
Lol....cant stop coughing..am choking with laughter

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