sobmos:
Mine happened last week,I met a girl on Eskimi,she was fine and all that,we spoke on the phone she had a nice voice and accent too,omo,I say finally I don jam confirm babe. We agreed to meet and I finally met her, last week after months of phone calls,text and chats. If I said,I was disappointed,that would be an understatement,she even had the guts to bring her friend that looked like Burkina faso's Bance along. She had the biggest pot belly I've ever seen on a slim girl,she was short and totally not my taste. I was just looking around to see,if anybody that can recognize me wasn't around that area. Anybody seeing me with them sef na total fu ck up. I left them where they wanted to buy recharge card,I called an okada man,jumped on it and told him to zoom off. They were just staring at me mouth open,like they were hit by thunder,omo I no even send,I just told the okada man to take me anywhere,make I sha comot for that vicinity. It was so crazy,I told myself never to try it again. Ever! Tell me yours.

Gooci:

God catch yu
they ought to av carried okada folo yu too

Escalze:
After all the suffering of wooing her for how many months, you just zoomed off like that?






Don't know why Nigerians too dey mumu.





We don't do that kind of thing here in Dubai

sobmos:
Mine happened last week,I met a girl on Eskimi,she was fine and all that,we spoke on the phone she had a nice voice and accent too,omo,I say finally I don jam confirm babe. We agreed to meet and I finally met her, last week after months of phone calls,text and chats. If I said,I was disappointed,that would be an understatement,she even had the guts to bring her friend that looked like Burkina faso's Bance along. She had the biggest pot belly I've ever seen on a slim girl,she was short and totally not my taste. I was just looking around to see,if anybody that can recognize me wasn't around that area. Anybody seeing me with them sef na total fu ck up. I left them where they wanted to buy recharge card,I called an okada man,jumped on it and told him to zoom off. They were just staring at me mouth open,like they were hit by thunder,omo I no even send,I just told the okada man to take me anywhere,make I sha comot for that vicinity. It was so crazy,I told myself never to try it again. Ever! Tell me yours.

ofiafuluego:


Naija babes too dey photoshop, for NL and FB dem go luk lyk Tiwa BT for real lyf dey go resemble Gaddafi

ofiafuluego:


Naija babes too dey photoshop, for NL and FB dem go luk lyk Tiwa BT for real lyf dey go resemble Gaddafi

missdebs:
m a gud girl...so i wont comment

UniqueGem:
Some Niggas really need to grow up. Why should you run away when you invited somebody for a date and she's not your type/taste?. You should just bear it for that day, it's not as if the date is gonna last a life time, at least make her happy because you owe her that(becos you invited her out of her fathers house). Then when you get home and she calls you or if u guys chat, just make every chat and call a platonic one, no romantic stuffs. With time, she'll get the message. If you can also man up and tell her you just want to be friends, that's cool too. At least its way better than running like a scared kid. It's just ridiculous.

dechandel:

Yes!
The story will always be against.. Una no dey tire..

Gooci:

this one don dey vex already
is that a dent on yur cheek

dechandel:

I no dey vex.. Just that some guys have never had anything good to say about their blind date..
Just few.. And not on nl

Mystic1:
Babe, will you be my blind date?

dechandel:

I no dey vex.. Just that some guys have never had anything good to say about their blind date..
Just few.. And not on nl

dechandel:

I don't do blind dates

Gooci:


wetin dent you for cheek

Mystic1:
There's always an exception to every rule. I promise i won't run.

dechandel:

Natural dent

dechandel:

Are you sure i wont be the one running?

ofiafuluego:


Naija babes too dey photoshop, for NL and FB dem go luk lyk Tiwa BT for real lyf dey go resemble Gaddafi

ofiafuluego:


Naija babes too dey photoshop, for NL and FB dem go luk lyk Tiwa BT for real lyf dey go resemble Gaddafi

Gooci:

ayam a cheek mechanic ooo ;

dechandel:

Its natural. Nothing can be done

Mystic1:
lol!! You won't, that's a promise too.

Gooci:

unless you try my workshop, it will gradually be refilled