We’ve all read status(s) we don’t particularly enjoy, but there are a few status-trends on Facebook that are universally awful. I’d like to shed some light on the status(s) that should cease to exist Immediately>


1. The Cliff Hanger

“Ugh”, “FML”, “Days like these make me so depressed”
You obviously want people to ask what’s going on. About 5%
of your Facebook friends will die from curiosity and cave in to
ask what’s up, but the other 95% of us know you’re being
intentionally vague for attention. It’s annoying. Stop.

2. The Shocker

“Going to the ER”, “Totaled my car”
If you’re going to the hospital or you have just been in an
accident of some sort, you probably shouldn’t be making a status about it. This is not an appropriate way to tell your
friends and family about something bad. If you’re well enough
to post on fb, you can make a phone call

3. The Private Message

“Omg I know you have your phone on you, bitches need to
text back damn”, “Smh why do people have to talk about me
behind my back SAY IT TO MY FACE.”
Why do you need to post it all over Facebook? These status(s)
are clearly directed at someone in particular. Talk to them.
This is a waste of my news feed

4. The Friend Dump

“Just cleaned out my friends list, if you’re reading this,
congrats!”
Wow thanks, I’m so glad you kept me on your friends list so I can continue to read your pointless statuses. *Deletes*

5. The Minute-to-Minute Update

“Going to bed”, “Time for a shower”, “Laundry is so boring”
No YOU are boring. What is the actual point of this? Who are
you talking to? There is a reason you have zero likes on this
status

6. The Overly Hashtagged

“Going to the gym! #gym #lift #girlsthatlift #cardio
#healthylife #getfit #getripped #strong
#thebestihaveeverfeltinmylife”
Hashtags can be fun when used appropriately. This, on the
other hand, is abuse. No one likes to try and pick out the words
in a hashtag to figure out what it says.
What If Iwroteallmysentenceslikethisnowyouknowhowifeel
If you’re guilty of posting any of these kinds of statuses, it’s
okay. We all make mistakes. But now you know better

Lolzzz. May guy status
My guy: I will b offline for the moment,........bla bLa bla....
Mi:how e take affect me and price of garri,who u help?...

lols am guilty of some of the above sha ooo.

What is facebook btw i skul at Bh universuicide in sambisa

The "like" hunters them be like, "click the like button if You like water" as if there's anyone who hates it.

Op you try; for once we are not reading some cooked up 'Andyblaze student' write up....

I love to love ds !frontpage ooo

Bantino:
Op you try; for once we are not reading some cooked up 'Andyblaze student' write up....

I don graduate na

Incase

I'm coming

brb

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I have fb friends that are guilty of No 1, 3 and 4. Annoying is an understatement.

ggrin:
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wasn't even online 9:41....??

are you done fuckin urself

Ejovwoke:
Lolzzz. May guy status
My guy: I will b offline for the moment,........bla bLa bla....
Mi:how e take affect me and price of garri,who u help?...

u'r a Deltan?

ALKARULEZZ:
u'r a Deltan?

yep!!!,Warri confirm.

Ejovwoke:
yep!!!,Warri confirm.

wow! Ma kinsmen don full nairaland o

I greet u anyhow bros