I read this somewhere and i thought it worth sharing;
THERE ARE BASICALLY 7 TYPES OF GIRLS THESE DAYS. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS;
1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Remembers everything for ever, they'll always come back for good time.

2. RAM GIRLS:Forgets about you the moment you turn her off or an upgrading version of your hardware/ software is available.

3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS:Just for looking, beautiful but don't even think of dating them, you'll have high blood pressure, not their fault but it's due to popular demand.

4. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access because of many pages involves to browse. At times the webpages are not accessible due to multiple log in over different I.P address.

5. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when needed but server is always green.

6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:They are always available for any show down, party riders, all night movers, their phone works better than MTN customers service, taxi is their favorite car and love to take pictures at every hotel rooms and call it home.

7. VIRUS GIRLS:These type of girls are normally called"WIFE"once entered in your system,they will spread and overwrite your anti-virus and dominate all your important files, they will download files that are not retrievable and upgrade it to a new version after nine months and creating more applications for you to start working with such as changing your system name to ''father'', the VIRUS GIRLS comes in just two versions, either to upgrade or downgrade, choose wisely when choosing this software,they don't leave even after formatting.

Lol.
Can't just say here because......

nise post I think I have come across all this type of girls, I lyk the hard disk girls they always remember u for a very long tym and anytym u need them they always come running back to u becos they believe in u

I also lyk the screen saver girls becos she can be fun to be with, they have a lot of style and class and some tyms u stick with dem just to learn how their brain works, but u never think of dating them cos u can't fuel them

am very scared of the virus girls becos I have one in my lyf now she just came in deleting other software lyk her, reprogramming things at a very fast pace I am still trying to slow her down, but somtyms it is difficult to slow her down becos she has ur heart and she knows dat

Techy geeks will always show themselves
Even our very own dating game has now been replaced with everything in a MacBook.

Lovely composition.

I'm privileged to have mingled with 5 from your list.
Currently with the Virus girl and I swarr down, I'm not in need of formatting or anti virus.

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This is really funny but true, i have met like three type of these girls the multimedia is d most annoying they are very expensive to live with, add nothing reasonable to your life, they cheats and lie alot, they worship material things, you can never satisfy them, they have thousands of pictures on their facebook profile, they are lazy with house chores, they are not intellectually sound and they travels alot.