DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER! TIME TO BREAK
UP!!!
.
1* You saw me sweeping my room n you never care 2
collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It's over!
2* you don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have
Pride issues, & i Can't marry a proud woman, *its
over*
3* Did U just call me honey? You are trying to say my
mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*
4* My mum checked my future, you are not in it. *its
over*.
5* baby my mum says that there are a lot of witches in
your village so we can't go out anymore! *its over*
6* why would u tell me to watch champions league
when Man utd is not there! U want to mock me abi?
*Its over*
7* U smiled at the guy in the car while we were
trekking. *its over*
8* U don't use ma picture as your profile picture, *its
over!*
9* U prepared indomie and Egg for me to eat?! U want me to kill everyone at the office with mess abi? *its over!*
10* U didn't vote for me for Mr. Nairaland 2014 abi? *its over!*

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Alberto

no.3 is so bleeping hilarious

U didn't change ur Facebook relationship status from single.. Its over