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When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(m): 11:05pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Hi everyone , Let's make this fun.share d last time u had a fight with someone (physical combat I mean)and how did u go about it. Mine was when I was still in junior sec school (js3) to b precise. There was this friend of mine,who was so so annoying and arrogant to me,don't know about him to others(feeling like d king in ma class then,everybody must show some respect to d Don,yo know?) There comes this day ma patience was exhausted by this guy's arrogance (I now decided to plan an undercover down pouring of ma uncontrollable anger on him to end d issue ) before the closing hour I had gone to hid for him at d pathway leading to his house. Me:hey boy,come let's end this game . D guy:end what dickhead. Using abusive words on me.without a twinkle of an eye I've dragged him to a nearby public toilet.(u know how Nigerian local pit toilet smells like,don't pretend who knows what u using at home perhaps shotput toilet....lols) I was disappointed, d guy did not retaliate or make any effort to strike back as I give him hell on earth punches and 'smackdowns'..Lol I wanted to stop but ma anger wouldn't let me . Ohhannnnananan(omo see tear as e dey gush out like water fall)crying ...saying I will report you to Mr Ayana and I'll bring ma mummy to school tomorrow. On making mention of Mr Ayana(flogs like, I don't know how to qualify his whipping) I should have gone on ma knees like every other persons will do to plead for forgiveness but being d school head boy and teacher's favourite ,I felt nothing's gonna happen . Ahh (yawning) As I stood up in d next day with smiles on ma face like I just kissed ma crush (still seeing d scene I acted yesterday). Oh!! Its 6:55am I quickly ran into d bathroom and took 'lazy people's bath'(wash face, hands n legs) On getting to school it was already 8:00am.I now decided to stay at the 'late comers catcher's post' to display some seniority moves, not knowing this guy has reported the movie I feat yesterday . After the assembly, I was told to report at d staff's office right away.omg!! Shivering already cause I knew I was d clash .imagine me like jet li shivering. To cut everything short. I was given a warm up punishment called pick pin first then followed by taking 24 beautiful strokes and I was given an axe n cutlass to UPROOT (no even cut) two trees. That was how it end and happily I cooled there after. Share urs Grap pop corn waiting for funny experience Correction is allow .if u wanna correct ma mistake pls in a polite way..thanks. |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by DickDastardly(m): 11:06pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
I still fight every now and then! It always end ugly for my opponent. Bottle smashing things |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(m): 11:16pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
DickDastardly:really!! That's not good for your health. Well,I wanna laugh share d funniest one |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by chidekings(m): 11:19pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
DickDastardly: real niggars dont talk much |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(m): 11:24pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
chidekings:oh no u supporting him. Violence isn't gonna do anyone good rather than harm but there are ways u could smash bottle on or opponent without actually using bottles |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Nobody: 11:53pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Lemme not lie,the last time I fought,dm brush me wella,that was wen I learnt that violence is nvr the solution |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(m): 11:58pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
edozie04:lolz . Because u refused to brush ur mouth every morning ....violence is not just an option for any misunderstanding |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Nobody: 12:02am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Joshpet1:Toh!!!!Brush wetin? |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(m): 12:04am On Nov 23, 2014 |
edozie04:modified |
Re: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(m): 6:58am On Nov 23, 2014 |
still waiting for testimonies |
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