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Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 6:02pm On Nov 23, 2014
1.Every Sunday is RICE
2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
5.Every detergent is OMO
6.Every Chinese knows KARATE
7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
8.Every whiteman is RICH and CONNECTED
9.Every police takes BRIBE
10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor
ones are MALLAM
11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
13.Every igbo man likes MONEY
14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
15.Every Indian is a WITCH or WIZARD
16.Every kidnappers comes from ASABA
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Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by or3gon: 6:20pm On Nov 23, 2014
Every single lady wey dey live alone for Abuja get sugar daddys
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 6:37pm On Nov 23, 2014
Every unnamed dog is called BINGO
Every madman on the street smoked WEED
Every Calabar girl is GOOD IN BED
Every Calabar man is called AKPAN
Calabar and Akwa Ibom are INTERCHANGEABLE
Every Igbo man is THRIFTY
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by SilentCrescendo: 6:39pm On Nov 23, 2014
Every sausage roll na gala
Every evil spirit fall down and die!! grin grin
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Ichel: 6:43pm On Nov 23, 2014
Every sachet water is pure water.
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Nobody: 6:52pm On Nov 23, 2014
Every Suv is a jeep
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Alvelt14(m): 7:21pm On Nov 23, 2014
Every hotel are meant for having s.ex
Every child that direspect his/her parent will bcom OMO OTA
Re: Typical Nigerian Mentality by Impulse80(m): 7:41am On Nov 28, 2014
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