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Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by tosyne2much(m): 3:22pm On Nov 24, 2014
1. The Acclaimed Brilliant Ones Who Know Nothing
Before the commencement of the exam, they boast making other students nervous. They start stating the law of motion, gravitational force, demand and supply. Funny enough you will see them sweating profusely without shading when the exam starts

2. The Brilliant Ones
No use of expo. They concentrate on their work and walk out of the hall as soon as they finish

3. Copy Cats
They are so desperate to shade. if care is not taken they might shade your Reg No.

4. Late Comers
They step in few minutes to the end of the exam. They come with touchy stories like, We had an accident on our way.

5. The History Tellers
They tell other students how they blasted JAMB and Post UME last year but they were denied of admission by their choice of institutions

6. Masquerade Carriers
They are very sharp guyz. No matter how strict the invigilators are, they will always find a way to manoeuvre their way out. They write answers on their laps, a sheet of paper or their boxers. grin

7.Babe Chykers
They baff-up to the centre as if they are going for a beauty contest. Immediately after the exam they start chasing random ladies for their phone numbers

8. Those Who Hold Themselves In High Self Esteem
They will not not ask you for answers because they don't want to you to feel they know nothing. Few minutes to the end of the exam they start disturbing you for answers when they know they have not shaded anything grin

9. The Dull Ones
They will never attempt to answer any question because they are not prepared for the exam, you see discomfort and sadness registered on their faces grin

10. Those Who Hiss From The Beginning Of The Exam To The End
They hiss and look as if they just a relative the moment the invigilators keep threatening to tear their booklets the moment they are caught cheating

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/03/10-type-of-students-you-will-meet-at.html


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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nobody: 3:36pm On Nov 24, 2014
nice one op
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by ERCROSS(m): 3:40pm On Nov 24, 2014
M still waiting for u to create a thread of the type of people u'll meet in an ashawo joint

grin

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Princecalm(m): 3:40pm On Nov 24, 2014
The ones who make all sort of phone calls before the exam all in the name of expo.

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by tosyne2much(m): 3:47pm On Nov 24, 2014
ERCROSS:
M still waiting for u to create a thread of the type of people u'll meet in an ashawo joint

grin


No be me go create dat one tongue

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by theorbiters: 3:49pm On Nov 24, 2014
ERCROSS:
M still waiting for u to create a thread of the type of people u'll meet in an ashawo joint

grin


Bros nawa o, grin
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nobody: 3:49pm On Nov 24, 2014
The beautiful girls that would put on brazillian hairs, mini-skirt, all sort(s) of pancake but know nothing.

You'll be shocked when you see her bringing out micro-chip from her pant. grin

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Craigston: 4:00pm On Nov 24, 2014
FrancisTony:
The beautiful girls that would put on brazillian hairs, mini-skirt, all sort(s) of pancake but know nothing.

You'll be shocked when you see her bringing out micro-chip from her pant. grin
You may find them sweating furiously and you see the sweat making a good mixture with the makeup.

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by tosyne2much(m): 4:02pm On Nov 24, 2014
FrancisTony:
The beautiful girls that would put on brazillian hairs, mini-skirt, all sort(s) of pancake but know nothing.

You'll be shocked when you see her bringing out micro-chip from her pant. grin

My hand no dey dis one ooooo grin
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by MissSlimbody(f): 4:10pm On Nov 24, 2014
Oluwatosin se won fi "10 types of" se e ni

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nobody: 4:11pm On Nov 24, 2014
Craigston:
You may find them sweating furiously and you see the sweat making a good mixture with the makeup.

Their smell, is like that of dead fish. grin

tosyne2much:


My hand no dey dis one ooooo grin

Na your thread. tongue
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nobody: 4:17pm On Nov 24, 2014
Tosyn
10
10
10
you no dey tire.
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by tosyne2much(m): 4:18pm On Nov 24, 2014
MissSlimbody:
Oluwatosin se won fi "10 types of" se e ni


Ma binu, mi o ni create 10 type of' mo, 5 types of' ni maa maa create lati eni lo
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Packup(m): 4:30pm On Nov 24, 2014
JOKER
their life is all about joking,making jest of people with big breast,head,bad dressing etc
FAKE FRIENDS
you might not seen them b4 in yur life but they will make it look as if yu've known each other for decades
TECHNOLOGY GURU
they av all d latest gadget egphones,games,laptop..if u want browsing cheat just go and meet them
HOLY MARY and JOHN
their mode of dressing av said it all
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by MissSlimbody(f): 4:37pm On Nov 24, 2014
tosyne2much:



Ma binu, mi o ni create 10 type of' mo, 5 types of' ni maa maa create lati eni lo
undecided
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by englishmart(m): 4:46pm On Nov 24, 2014
Lol. 10types of people who smoke without smoking
10types of mad people in your street
10types of people in surulere
10types of this, 10types of that
cheesy
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by killercute16(m): 4:50pm On Nov 24, 2014
The ALERT receivers.
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Adedayo516(m): 4:54pm On Nov 24, 2014
**sips coke and whistles away**
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by kelechiMarie(f): 5:14pm On Nov 24, 2014
The ones who finish early and sleep off

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Packup(m): 5:15pm On Nov 24, 2014
Adedayo516:
**sips coke and whistles away**
...two hefty men are chasing you
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by joshbouy(m): 5:31pm On Nov 24, 2014
Lol, So true..
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nobody: 5:52pm On Nov 24, 2014
The ones that 'gadges' up like they're some invigilators or expatriates only for you to see them sitting seats to yours sweating over stuffs only Jah knows in their nokia torch....

They usually come in big cars and parley with the civil defence guys like they've known for decades...they and their siblings most times..
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nobody: 6:25pm On Nov 24, 2014
The blunder bombers.
Their english can make you forget you came to write jamb.
The history tellers: these ones keeps telling you how many times they've written jamb.
i'm guity of no2 sha grin
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by tosyne2much(m): 6:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
missberrypop5:
The blunder bombers.
Their english can make you forget you came to write jamb.
The history tellers: these ones keeps telling you how many times they've written jamb.
i'm guity of no2 sha grin


Heheheheheehehe.. Can stop laughing
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by naijaboiy: 6:52pm On Nov 24, 2014
What about those that actually know what they are doing in the hall? undecided

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 24, 2014
What is jamb,

We don't know it here in france where I school
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nelsizzy(m): 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2014
Anytime i see 10 types of sumtin, i knw it must b frm Tosin.
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by spanzed(m): 7:13pm On Nov 24, 2014
naijaboiy:
What about those that actually know what they are doing in the hall? undecided
Gbam!The serious ones that knows what's at stake

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Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by spanzed(m): 7:15pm On Nov 24, 2014
Suley316:
What is jamb,

We don't know it here in france where I school
I also don't no it here in ilorin... grin
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by Nobody: 7:29pm On Nov 24, 2014
those that are in search of babes
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by tosyne2much(m): 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2014
naijaboiy:
What about those that actually know what they are doing in the hall? undecided


heheheheheheh.. Naijaboiy, oookay what is the ratio of those who actually know what we are doing ?


**Remember this is 9ja **
As far as Jamb is concerned, an average serious student is guilty of at least one of the listed points grin
Re: Categories Of Students You Will Meet At Every Jamb Centre by tosyne2much(m): 7:38pm On Nov 24, 2014
Nelsizzy:
Anytime i see 10 types of sumtin, i knw it must b frm Tosin.

You are serious bro ? grin

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