10 Types Of Confused Ladies
It takes a miracle if a lady is not guilty of at least one of the
listed points
Where Do You Belong ?
1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been
patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and ask them out and they will decline your request so as to prove to you that they are not cheap and when you are drifting away, they will start running after you so that you can ask them out once more and they will tell you YES immediately
2. The ones who bleach and after having multi colours and
black knuckles, only for them to start blaming it on their
friends who prescribed a wrong cream to them
3. The ones who will ask you "what do you think you are doing" even though they know deep down that they will end up giving in
4. The ones who will forsake you for a rich dude, only for them to start chasing you when the guy becomes poor and
everything becomes good for you, saying it was the work of the devil
5. The ones who will outrightly tell you they don't do long
distance relationship because they are in Lagos and you are in Aba, but they start giving you close marking when they are in Lagos and you are in London, saying "it's love that matters"
6. These are the ones who will tell you they don't like secks and that they are only doing it for the sake of love, only for them to call you a lazy man if you can't satisfy them
7. The ones who will screen men with no mercy.. They screen
men like Gulder Ultimate Search and Maltina Dance Hall
audition, only for them to start attending prayer programmes and weekly services in church when they seem not to get a better dude and they don't want to settle for less because much has been expected of them from friend and families
8. The ones who have pursued their future partner out of
ignorance and class, only for them to join the church choir,
ushering unit when age is not on their side anymore
9. The ones who neglect a short kindhearted dude thereby
running after a tall handsome dude with 6 packs, only for the
guy to dump them and they start raining curses, saying all men are the same
10. The ones who will tell you they don't give out their number to strangers, only for them to be overwhelmed by regret why they didn't give it out at once

Tosyne2much

Gud one

I can't stop laughin @ no 2

My brother what can I say

marieolae:
Tosyne2much

hahahahahahhaa plagiarism.. Make I rush comment b4 pasqal09 close down this thread

Realy?
Tosyne2much...

mizzkeji44:
Realy?
Tosyne2much...

Eeeeehnnn now

tosyne2much:
hahahahahahhaa plagiarism.. Make I rush comment b4 pasqal09 close down this thread

before nko . . Who dey do am again except you

No.5 wicked! Lwkmd

Tojahh to bad ( as in bad guy p) number two is very hilarious. When ladies act No 2 you be like your spirit(the girls spirit of course) is directing me to bleep you.