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Crazy People On Watsapp by Kingsley1000(m): 6:53pm On Nov 26, 2014
*CRAZY PEOPLE ON WHATSAPP*** # WhatsApp_
PaLaVa
1. Someone on his status you will see "Sleeping"
since
3days.
He's probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days!
I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1month.
Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always "Available". How free are you
please?
5. From first day their status is, "Hey there" I'm
using
WhatsApp"
I Know, that's why you're on my list now!
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only".
Don't get it... Are you in the police force or Fire
service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only".
Are you kidding me? Dude then throw away your
phone, you're not using the phone's Primary
function.
8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6weeks.
I think its either he owns that theater or sells
popcorn there, just guessing
9. Someone's own "At school".
What the hell are we gonna do about your
being in school, save us the story it's all yours not
for
us
10. Someone puts "Busy" for 4months and 2weeks.
You probably must be very busy
"Counting all the sands on the ground"
11. This one pisses off most "Battery about to die"
Haba now, for 3 consecutive months. Should we just
contact PHCN concerning the power
situation of your house?
12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 6
months?
Are you preparing yourself to go on a boxing contest
against vitali klitchko.
13. You're always "In a meeting"
Then pls focus on the meeting, quit WhatsApp.
Is WhatsApp the venue of your meeting?
Hahahahahaaa.......Abeg, make una dey try update
una
whassap status when need be abeg!

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Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by Fabdedon(m): 6:56pm On Nov 26, 2014
whatsapp users over to you..
Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by Zaikon(m): 7:17pm On Nov 26, 2014
Toh

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Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 26, 2014
hehehehe
#teambbm
Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by whirlwind7(m): 7:39pm On Nov 26, 2014
@Poster: Seem like you have the time to frequently update your status to reflect whatever you are doing, where ever you are, whatever the time. Keep it up. You obviously have plenty of "updating" time.
Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by mesoade(m): 11:13pm On Nov 26, 2014
Some be like, "i'm always me" . . Before nko? Na another person u wan be?
Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by Funniez: 5:50am On Nov 27, 2014
Busy tins
Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by tmanis(m): 10:59pm On Dec 01, 2014
it's quite stressful and time taking to update whatsapp status o
Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by codedflowz(m): 11:14pm On Dec 01, 2014
Tmanis bro
Thank you for bringing me here..

And also the fuccked up peeps that send stupid messages like the one on my siggy..
Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by tmanis(m): 7:09am On Dec 02, 2014
codedflowz:
Tmanis bro
Thank you for bringing me here..

And also the fuccked up peeps that send stupid messages like the one on my siggy..
lol, I don't even bother reading it, not to talk of forwarding...
Re: Crazy People On Watsapp by philo3(m): 4:55pm On Dec 02, 2014
cheesy grin undecided grin grin[color=#006600][/color]

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