dorox:


My friend, as you very well know it is the Good Lord the does the fighting for us, we show lack of faith if we attempt to fight the battle that belongs to God, for the bible says that "we battle not against flesh and blood, but against powers and principalities".
Don't let the devil trick you into fighting him physically by planting a voice in your head, telling to you use a weapon against one of his agents, because if you do, then you have lost the battle. God will abandon you.
You should bind any voice that tells you to hurt someone in Jesus name.

AlfaSeltzer:
@op, as you didn't desist after initial warning, get ready.

I already called up Satan here yesterday in His original language but antispambot hid it and banned me. It doesn't change anything. The conjuring has already started.

The seven red candles of evocation are already lit. Tonight I will light the 3 black candles to bind the trinity. op, you are doomed!

lastmessenger:

Thank you.you are doomed already.

lastmessenger:

I slept very well. The devils are powerless and the lesson that I thought you must have made you to have a rethink.
Seems your master the devil warned you of the dangers of messing with a strong christains. I planned to cripple you for life but you never showed up.
Anyway am still ready for war. You can invite satan himself and I will kill you both .

AlfaSeltzer:
@op, beg.

lastmessenger:

There I was with my face on the ground speaking a language that I could not understand. and then suddenly a mighty power rested on me

AlfaSeltzer:


you better start begging.

ooman3:
sometimes I wonder if goats now have to ability to open threads on nairaland.

ooman3:
sometimes I wonder if goats now have to ability to open threads on nairaland.

lastmessenger:

Yes you are ashamed to tell them that I messed you up last night. Remember how you rolled on the ground and begged me not to kill you before I sent you to hell.

ooman3:


This sounds like you are gay and really messed up Alfa and now he's ashamed to admit it.

Shollyps:
wat is going on here??

AlfaSeltzer:
Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,
I will curse you if you force me to,
by the left hand and the unclean food,
I´ll curse your eyes, I´ll curse your lies,
I´ll call down a plague of flies,
blood go black and flesh go blue,
evil from me and back to you,
my soul clean and yours on fire,
you mess with me you get burned, liar.

Zikdik:

That's a dark arts warning spell..I once read it somewhere. I always thought Nairaland satanists were jokers..these guys know their stuff.

lastmessenger:

He always come in the form of a dangerous animal. Sometimes he comes as a big python and the other time he came as a dragon vomiting fire. He showed himself as a human when I dealth with him with the sword of the spirit but am not about to describe him cos skeptics like you will never believe.

adexsimply:
Jeez!! how big is your room? Oh!! I would pay anything to see a life dragon

lastmessenger:

There is no room in the spiritual world.

lastmessenger:

There is no room in the spiritual world.

AlfaSeltzer:


Really? I thought you guys had mansions of gold in your father's place?

adexsimply:

Sorry? Then where did you meet the Dragon and "big Python"?