Tobetoe:
Heheh.@op ... U be correct niqqa,... U just read my mind...and am awalys guilty of number 19 ,on my way frm enugu to owerri

Hah! You're busted! lol

roufy235:
lol

lol back

chigozie391:
You guys forgot the ones that will enter a bus and asks you to give them 20naira to complete there money...

haha

Chei op you did a thorough research fah.

I have come across. 2 and 17 before.

The girl if I don't lie was very beautiful and I would have started convo or anything that would end in; May I have your digits.

Unnfortunately for yours truly the girl covered her ears with earpiece listening to whaat I don't know. I wanted to even tell her to take it off so I can talk to her but later decided against it.

As for the woman in 17; God purnish me if I lie she was backing a child, was lapping another and the third child would have been standing if to say I get mind, lol.
I had to lap him as it was an ackward situation.

[quote author=naijaboiy post=28427963]Well,,this doesn't happen here in france [/quote. LMAO !!!!!!! When did u turn a france citizen No be me and you dey uniben here !!!!!!!

These happen in a public/commerical bus, not taxi.

U 4got those ppl expecially guys wey don take shepe nd u dey traffic nd they sit next 2 u com dey sweat nd d distance no b here d sweat go dey ooZzzzz.u go wan die

Funny post......

Those two fat women that will be begging you to come sit with them because say u slim..... I go just waka leave them, kuku wait for next turn.. No be me they go press.

... Sori I dnt enta cabs, I use plane to wherever I'm going ... Sori I dnt enta cabs, I use plane to wherever I'm going

emusmith:


bring your hands let's bind together...

she brings her smooth-skinned hands.
.

current flows...

I bind your hands!

If a hear, *runs away* no more derailing, take care and have a nice day if you can.

emusmith:


As in enh... they'll be like, do you know who I am?
Chai!

LOL

Highflyer3:
Sitting in the midst of two chubby women uncomfortably and the bus conductor yelled "Na five five per seat o"

lwkmd, you got mi laffin real hard.

iyisco2001:
Na dat mama with plenty pikins dey vex me pass. This is Lagos

no, this is sparta!

MysticZeus:


I Just have to Quote this.
Bro, You are a Man and a Brother!!

I've got Your Back, ANY Day, ANY Time!.

Hey, thanks! That's comforting and soothing.

Nice to meet you BTW.

Jamean:
so.....you trek

hahahahaha.lmao






















u know that Hollywood accent *TAXI*....thats how we move here in France

My name is shekau and I am a terrorist!

Kachisbarbie:
I have never entered a taxi.
It's either keke or okada or bus
___ definitely not taxi. When no be say, I dey go airport. .
I can relate with all though, when I see kids squashed like that in one seat, I pay for an extra seat for them...sometimes I even buy them icecream...lolz. I don't know who would be moved to help my own kids tomorrow.

Lets say, I'm sowing the seed...the good seed

What of the egoistic passengers?: if the driver just make mistake and behave outta turn, they would remind him that they have cars, but unfortunately their bow joint commot this morning, hence their entering a taxi...lolz

that's lovely of you. No wonder I keep talking about you

SMH for you.

wincyhov:

hahahahaha.lmao






















u know that Hollywood accent *TAXI*....thats how we move here in France

Wow..nice one emusmith...cant stop laughing

chibwike:
Wow..nice one emusmith...cant stop laughing

Yeah d guy really try

It's not easy to come up with a thread

tosyne2much:


Yeah d guy really try

It's not easy to come up with a thread

Am telling you....its not easy at all......i pity anybody dat would bash any thread i manage to open

that moment you enter the bus and sits beside a young mother and she remove her bossom to starts breastfeeding her babe.... tink our young mothers should stop this....

Zakkyoz:
The mobile pastors that will briefly preach and then collect tithe and offering as if the bus na church. Those guys dey hammer on a per second billing.

very funny #idiot#

chibwike:
Am telling you....its not easy at all......i pity anybody dat was bash any thread i manage to open

chibwike I swear it's not easy to come up with something unique.. One of the things that gets me angry is critics cos every thread I create is coming straight from my head ( I don do plagiarism).. If na you dey create threads like me and some ppl go just come in dey talk rubbish, I sure say you go don turn LION

One foolish attention seeking ingrate who calls himself akinsadeez is currently derailing my thread.. The funniest thing is that, go through their profile and check their previously created threads and you will neva see any meaningful thread but dey are the ones who are quick to condemn other ppl's thread

Many at times, I make mistakes when typing without even noticing because my brain thinks faster than what my fingers can type and I appreciate when ppl humbly draw my attention to it rather than those who will make fun of it

tosyne2much:


Yeah d guy really try

It's not easy to come up with a thread

Chibwike and Too much...
both of you 2 much!

tosyne2much:
Thumbs up emusmith

Nice write-up

fnx

tosyne2much:



chibwike I swear it's not easy to come up with something unique.. One of the things that gets me angry is critics cos every thread I create is coming straight from my head ( I don do plagiarism).. If na you dey create threads like me and some ppl go just come in dey talk rubbish, I sure say you go don turn LION

One foolish attention seeking ingrate who calls himself akinsadeez is currently derailing my thread.. The funniest thing is that, go through their profile and check their previously created threads and you will neva see any meaningful thread but dey are the ones who are quick to condemn other ppl's thread

Many at times, I make mistakes when typing without even noticing because my brain thinks faster than what my fingers can type and I appreciate when ppl humbly draw my attention to it rather than those who will make fun of it

Lol....i don already turn to Lion cef....i just dey wait for person wey go enter my trap.....No time for iranu......People just no wan geh sense.

tosyne2much:



chibwike I swear it's not easy to come up with something unique.. One of the things that gets me angry is critics cos every thread I create is coming straight from my head ( I don do plagiarism).. If na you dey create threads like me and some ppl go just come in dey talk rubbish, I sure say you go don turn LION

One foolish attention seeking ingrate who calls himself akinsadeez is currently derailing my thread.. The funniest thing is that, go through their profile and check their previously created threads and you will neva see any meaningful thread but dey are the ones who are quick to condemn other ppl's thread

Many at times, I make mistakes when typing without even noticing because my brain thinks faster than what my fingers can type and I appreciate when ppl humbly draw my attention to it rather than those who will make fun of it

@ tosyn
You'll have to learn to ignore the "ignorantsss"

I watch you reply them aggressively and I am like... I feel yhu though...

nnekamezor:
LOL

Lol...
I know who he is, Passenger!

Hahahahahhahahahaahahha can't stop laughing. Kudos to u

tosyne2much:



chibwike I swear it's not easy to come up with something unique.. One of the things that gets me angry is critics cos every thread I create is coming straight from my head ( I don do plagiarism).. If na you dey create threads like me and some ppl go just come in dey talk rubbish, I sure say you go don turn LION

One foolish attention seeking ingrate who calls himself akinsadeez is currently derailing my thread.. The funniest thing is that, go through their profile and check their previously created threads and you will neva see any meaningful thread but dey are the ones who are quick to condemn other ppl's thread

Many at times, I make mistakes when typing without even noticing because my brain thinks faster than what my fingers can type and I appreciate when ppl humbly draw my attention to it rather than those who will make fun of it

lol dis ur speech d way i see am eh no be only chibwike u de tell