FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
BCC: Senate Commitee on Conflict Resolution
NOTICE OF SUSPENSION OF STRIKE
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This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns and conclusion on this Xmas period hereby suspending strike till further notice.
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at Chicken Republic?
Yet we preach gender equality at least they say what a man can do u know d rest.
Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas Oº°˚˚°º.
Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.
If she shows up at your door empty handed, put NTA or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing).
If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. Redemption camp(RCCG) prayer city(MFM) or gilgal (CCC) to be precise.
If she gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from Olumo (all na nature).
The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas period we might change our mind in the new yr.
We hereby suspend our strike....
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year in Advance.
OF THE GREATEST GBAA GBAA...
OF THE GREATEST GBOO GBOO...
OF THE GREATEST NABSITE... GREAT Oº°˚˚°º .
Signed.
Pressiii.
National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
Femmysin
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You 've said it all, but dont be d first to violate, and get ready for to starve ur joystick till next year, no congo