AriDsexy:


Lol,dude,are u ok?

Beazy:
Sometimes I wonder why Suya is only sold in the evening & night. .Why??
I mean.. What if suya dey hungry me for morning chop nko?
Abeg suya sellers why be say na only evening una dey come out? – Anybody with good reason here? lol

Beazy:
Sometimes I wonder why Suya is only sold in the evening & night. .Why??
I mean.. What if suya dey hungry me for morning chop nko?
Abeg suya sellers why be say na only evening una dey come out? – Anybody with good reason here? lol

Sircomeference:


yes am OK now.... My hands went autopilot .

LOL

Sircomeference:
1. its more attractive in the night

2. it wont get cold easily, cuz its in the night of course

3. it is sweet at night

4. the smell travels wider at night

5. it is somehow free from the dirt of the hustling and dust

6. because it is suya

7. because it is suya



and lastly because it is SSUUUUUYYYYAAAAA!!!!!!!

*runs out of thread, hitting head on the wall running*

hahahahahahahahahahah
Who are you??
Lolz!
You done kill me with laugh

Kachisbarbie:



hahahahahahahahahahah
Who are you??
Lolz!
You done kill me with laugh

he my boy... 

changes1:
Some of my foolish reasons :-

The raw meat is bought in the morning, it takes time to chop the neat to pieces before its being roasted/fried.

roasting the meat in the day time when there's sun will make the ab0ki to be more hostile cos of heat.


you the customer will notice easily in the day time that the ab0ki is dirty because he hasn't had the chance to bath after buying, dicing and roasting the meat.

ab0ki doesn't want you to notice that some of the meat is from dead chickens or vultures..

you the customer won't patronize him in the day time cos you'll be at work making money you'll use in buying the suya in the evening.

He gets more patronage in the evenings from fathers who want to buy suya for their wives and children at home (papa oyoyo things),

evening is the best time to drink beer after the day's stress.. And beer accompanied with suya dey make sense..


some men/guys use the suya to woo girls wey to like night waka.....

.....to be continued make I buy my own suya

AriDsexy:


*clears throat*....hmmm.

UjSizzle:

They sell cat meat too?

Kachisbarbie:



hahahahahahahahahahah
Who are you??
Lolz!
You done kill me with laugh

bitch please I should b asking who u re.



by the grace of God I am d owner of Nairaland

dryakson:
Na girls dey chop the meat while guys chop the onions...you want the drama to unfold in the day?

Olarewajub:
Over here in the South, suya is sold any time of the day. They normally hawk suya during the day using wheel barrow

Wisegeek01:


Na Im b say the Suya no go fresh be dat, mayb na last week own

changes1:
Some of my foolish reasons :-

The raw meat is bought in the morning, it takes time to chop the neat to pieces before its being roasted/fried.

roasting the meat in the day time when there's sun will make the ab0ki to be more hostile cos of heat.


you the customer will notice easily in the day time that the ab0ki is dirty because he hasn't had the chance to bath after buying, dicing and roasting the meat.

ab0ki doesn't want you to notice that some of the meat is from dead chickens or vultures..

you the customer won't patronize him in the day time cos you'll be at work making money you'll use in buying the suya in the evening.

He gets more patronage in the evenings from fathers who want to buy suya for their wives and children at home (papa oyoyo things),

evening is the best time to drink beer after the day's stress.. And beer accompanied with suya dey make sense..


some men/guys use the suya to woo girls wey to like night waka.....

.....to be continued make I buy my own suya

UjSizzle:

I'm not a vegetarian. I eat meat, just not crazy about it. That means I can afford to eat without meat.