10 type of people you meet in Vigils.
In the quest of being with Christ on the last day i need to go to Godly meetings so as to boost my spiritual life meanwhile in the quest i did some observations here they are...
1.The space bookers: especially when its an important pastor coming that day you tried you best coming before time just to make front seat only to see books,Bibles,scarf,pen,slippers all in the name of space booking .i be like na iceberylin decendants de here?
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2.The active followers Indeed.: When you'll be listening to a very important teaching from the pastor only to hear someone shouting from the back ''Amen''..only to discover they have being sleeping..
i come de think nah devil tell am IJN?
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3.Skilful sleepers: this kind of people i give hand and sometimes look up to when i need their skills... You see a bro eyes wide open only to discover that The Individual is currently busy in France...some will act like they are reading the bible in pretence i be like who is decieving who?
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4.The Fake serious ones.: lol sha am guilty of this sha..this ones will sit down near a cute girl so they would be serious so as not to sleep..lol abi you wan flog am head?
. Abi you wan eat okra soup that morning?
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5.Sleep walkers: ahh this ones de fear me oo..This ones can stand up and walk to the generating set and switch it off...some may even walk to the offering basket and carry it..lol even man of God no de stop dem you want blow?
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6.Deep sleepers.: The way this people sleep eh.. you be like why didnt de come with camp bed
they sit on the sit with their legs wide open and their head backwards with their mouth open as if they want to swallow all their problems..
Some even fall of form their seat..they seriously need Jesus in their life.
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7. Boring pastors; seriously why some people sleep aint because they aint intrested just the pastor is very boring the annoying part is when he drops one boring statment like that and he start laughing i be like.. Watin de make this one Laugh?
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8.Just for Dance: This people i give hand..arrh any dance step de are on it.. Arrh de always have partners competing on who to stop last.. But few minutes after the dance de don branch for one chair logg off ... I be like nah so you take de charge?
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9 The sleep Talkers: Never knew this kind off people exist until i sat beside this man one vigil..
The man started: em..Nnah gave me cash you know its season everrrybo-dy wants cash business not Cledit...choi..lwgmeEbola
the other one was that i happen seat near this babe so make sleep no catch me.. Nah im she start: why i no go do shakara you want make e call me cheap girl?...see me big time gossip i just de expect make she call him name lol..
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.10 Tent builders:Thank God vigil has come to an end let me look for where to rest my head..ahh where this people come from nah?..they just be building tents, standing mosquitoe net, using chair to form room and palour..choi nah camp i come? How many hours remain make we de go house?...
Feel free to add yours..
And which are you guilty of?
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Oya over to you oga tosyne2much come mark am..

Hahahahahahahahaha nice one from you bro


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people book spaces at vigils?

I'll gladly sit at the back o... sleeping things

Jakeattah:
people book spaces at vigils?

I'll gladly sit at the back o... sleeping things

lol you need Jesus in your life bro.. What is nah wizkid de show where u go sidon?

Ones wey dey sleep programmed sleep,wey b say dem dey sing and clap to the praises but dem dey sleep, U go only know say dem dey sleep when d praise leader don change enter another song and dem go still dey sing and clap d former song

Choi! I don laugh tire sotey e b lyk say ah don mad

emmancipated:
Ones wey dey sleep programmed sleep,wey b say dem dey sing and clap to the praises but dem dey sleep, U go only know say dem dey sleep when d praise leader don change enter another song and dem go still dey sing and clap d former song

lol i fall victim of that too but i am now advance in that.. I am aware of my surrounding but deep in me am In France

There's an important point u missed. The people that go to vigils to hang at one corner with their babes and guys. Some even end up kissing and smootching while vigil is on.

simplemach:
There's an important point u missed. The people that go to vigils to hang at one corner with their babes and guys. Some even end up kissing and smootching while vigil is on.

auch true sha but dats when d vigil is a big one.. Where some places gets to be dark

tosyne2much:
Hahahahahahahahaha nice one from you bro


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2go addict

Op, you self.. Rotfl .. The one me hate pass is this below

Charles4075:
Op, you self.. Rotfl .. The one me hate pass is this below

oga me it not only you oo some do raise another prayer point..

The members who have their houses in the church or close to the church going there in the middle of the service to sleep undisturbed and later come back and say 'ride on sir'

More like reasons why I don't go to vigil, name it all, I do everything you've mentioned. Including buying of spirit just to chase cold.

Fabdedon:
lol you need Jesus in your life bro.. What is nah wizkid de show where u go sidon?

lol.... see u dey form as if u no follow dey sleep for vigil

Holy sleepers..this set is alway struck by d spirit without season, one dey succedes nd fell down, Na only powefull usher fit return them back.

SOUNDKING:
Holy sleepers..this set is alway struck by d spirit without season, one dey succedes nd fell down, Na only powefull usher fit return them back.

lol powerful and brave ones too lol

tosyne2much:
The ones who will go to vigil and step outside once it is 12:30.. Xtracool things

The ones who will come along with mad, bedsheet and blanket.. Are dey really coming to vigil ?

The ones who will force themselves not to sleep only to see them start looking like an hopeless being .

buhhahahahahaha.. Very true...

Fabdedon:
lol i fall victim of that too but i am now advance in that.. I am aware of my surrounding but deep in me am In France

it used to b my trick back in secondary school days

emmancipated:
it used to b my trick back in secondary school days

hahaha are you thinking what am thinking?

What about those who spreads their mats and sleep throughout the vigil only to wake up for benediction...

i don laugh tire,choi!!!

lmao