I know the hidden agenda of Kim Kardashian,
Nikki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez. Yes, I know.
These ladies are jealous of Mercy Johnson, Yvonne
Okoro and one of my female relatives in the village.
Na today real Black women don dey get Big Yansh?
Why the sudden obsession with Kim Kardashian’s
butt by the Western World? Ehn?

And the funny thing is, oyinbo women are now
getting butt transplants while those who can’t afford
it are using butt pads, or Yansh Pads as we term it
here sometimes.
Now, this is the humour when it comes to Nigerian
and perhaps African women. When God made the
African woman, he might have taken an extra rib
from Adam to bless the African women in most parts
of the continent. That is why South African women
have….(*speechless)

Narrowing it down to Nigeria and the ethnic
groups, it is debatable but research has shown that
Yoruba ladies just might have the biggest butts in
Nigeria. I am likely to concur with this because ever
since I was born and all the years I was growing up,
the only images of Yoruba women I could remember
from the black and white music clips of those days
and Owambe Parties, were images of some bad a*s
conservative butt shaking which never got one’s
parents incensed enough to switch off the television
lest we got ‘spoilt’ but would sooner ask us to close
our eyes when images of oyinbos kissing came on
the screen.

In fact, when I first watched a clip of Fela Kuti’s
stage performance in 1977 or 1978 on NTV ( as it
was called then), it wasn’t the ‘shakara, shakara’
chorus he was singing which caught my fancy. It
was the unbridled butt shaking of his dancing girls
which tormented my poor, young innocent soul for
years.

Then, Charly Boy came in 1987, with his outrageous
music video, ‘Big Bottom’ and not even the morally-
correct NTA could ban it off the airwaves then even
with the tempting close-ups of women with Big
Yanshes in that video. Then one lady singer called
Uche Ibeto released a video titled ‘Jigida’ where she
did some provocative butt shaking as she screamed
in a simulated moan ‘ligiligi, ligiligi, sha, sha,
sha! ‘. And no one banned that video then because it
‘projected an African dance’.

Back to the meat of my story, today’s fashion is a
conspiracy to ensure that Butt-om Power will keep on
ruling. Everything with women’s fashion seems to
bring out the shape of their butts these days. And
the Kim Ks and Nikki Minajs are there to help you
out, if you have any doubts.

Sadly, in Nigeria, I am told that Butt Pads for ladies
are in high demand in the market. Why? Because
many young ladies want to have butts like Kim
Kardashian.
I need to ask why an African lady would want to
put on artificial pads on what has naturally been
padded from heaven. Because of Kim?

Fela Kuti did sing that the African People’s problems
start from the back. ‘Na from BACK yioooooo’.
Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate butt. Good butt.
And for those who got it among the ladies, thank
God for ‘butt’ering your bread. But when butts are
being used now as weapons of distraction, Houston,
we have a problem!

Why did I write this satire today? Two days ago, at
Garki 2, a young lady with well-formed hips came
out of a building and stood by the road to flag
down a taxi. I tell you, Kim K has nothing on this
woman’s butt and I wasn’t looking at her o. I was
humming Tisha Cobbs ‘Break Every Chain’ when I
saw her. The next thing I knew, an SUV rammed me
from behind. Gbosa!

A well-dressed young man came out and apologised
profusely as I looked at my dented rear bumper.
Whilst apologising, he kept glancing at the young
lady a few metres away.
‘Mr Man!’ I said, ‘before Yansh will kill you, go and
meet that girl and take her contacts so that you will
know that the bills you will pay for fixing my dent
will be worth it!’

The Guy nor slack. He went to the Lady and a
couple of minutes later, they both walked back to
his SUV.
I don’t care to know what went down with him and
the endowed lass but all I know is that I have a new
rear bumper at his expense which was fixed
yesterday.

Obviously that kind of person would not care to pay
for bumpers. What with the way he rammed my car
from behind, it doesn’t take much imagination to
visualise the other types of ramming he loves doing
behind closed doors.

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Na too much amala&ewedu dey causam

Na too much amala&ewedu dey causam

Igbo girls got bigger, round and hiply endowed Azz

iceberylin:
Igbo girls got bigger, round and hiply endowed Azz

I agree to disagree... I've stayed in both places and I can confidently say Yoruba gals gat it more

OK.. Anyways ,never really been with an Igbo lady but them self get nice azz shaa..can't wait to av an Igbo lady on me

dlex21:

I agree to disagree... I've stayed in both places and I can confidently say Yoruba gals gat it more

OYO

Maybe it's the food they eat

MY SIGNATURE, MY PROFILE, MY BUSINESS !!!

iceberylin:
Igbo girls got bigger, round and hiply endowed Azz

Yorubas have the biggest azz.

Igbos have serious and smart azz

I thought calabar women got the biggest bottom in Nigeria

dlex21:

I agree to disagree... I've stayed in both places and I can confidently say Yoruba gals gat it more

whatever rock your boat..

but that does change the fact, that does change the fact most of them are dark skin.......but Yoruba get respect sha, de can greet

after all this long talk NO pics..........?

Tallesty1:
Yorubas have the biggest azz.

Igbos have serious and smart azz

Lol..be likebsay u dh ****

iceberylin:

Lol..be likebsay u dh ****

Nah yhu sabi

Are you okay ?

Which kind thread be this, I thought u said you want to tell us why Yoruba women have the biggest butt.

ireneony:
whatever rock your boat..

but that does change the fact, that does change the fact most of them are dark skin.......but Yoruba get respect sha, de can greet

Black is beautiful

iyisco2001:
Which kind thread be this, I thought u said you want to tell us why Yoruba women have the biggest butt.

Suggest a better topic

dlex21:

Suggest a better topic

Yoruba women have the biggest butt, #datsall

iyisco2001:

Yoruba women have the biggest butt, #datsall

Your joblessness these days is alarming, infact the idiocy of you is alarming to me

What can I say .......interesting

ireneony:
whatever rock your boat..

but that does change the fact, that does change the fact most of them are dark skin.......but Yoruba get respect sha, de can greet

Yoruba can kill someone with greeting ehn. E kuu topic oo. Emi o s'opo re laye...

op, why u come change the title na

Look at these responsible young men arguing about A$$...what a pity and Tomorrow one of you will want to rule this country...smh

holusormi:


Your joblessness these days is alarming, infact the idiocy of you is alarming to me

ireneony:
I thought calabar women got the biggest bottom in Nigeria

...

ireneony:
op, why u come change the title na

The former topic didn't reflect the content

dlex21:


The former topic didn't reflect the content

the former title brought more views than this one

ireneony:
the former title brought more views than this one

Only for them to be disappointed