This fellow called me with a hidden number, I picked up the phone and to my greatest surprise, I heard d caller addressed me by my first name.
He asked me to guess who could be calling me from London. I smiled and said uncle Wale. Meanwhile Uncle wale lives in Chicago. He started dishing out his foolishness, making up excexcuses why he is sounding differently, that hr is on the landphone and stuffs like that. I told him I understand. Its worthy to note here that our Uncle calling from London has heavy Ibadan accent whereas we r from d ijebu speaking part of Epe, Lagos. At ds point he gave out a UK mobile number that I should call him ASAP that he had some information for me, I told him no P.
He waited for 2 days he didn't hear from me, so uncle from London decided to call back, he was on d offensive "kazeem I asked u to call me for 2 days now I have not heard from u" . so I fired back at him, sir why r u also like ds? For almost 2 months u asked me to help u clear ur container loads, 3 honda civc saloon cars I have used my personal funds to clear one with d hope of getting a buyer in time to clear d remaining cars, now no buyer, my money tied down d clearing agent u introduced me to has not been nice either. So what do I do now? Uncle from London got confused and gave me another mobile number in Nigeria, belonging to mr fred a licensed clearing agent. Mr fred will assist me clear d remaining cars. I answered ok sir but I won't release those cars to mr Fred if my over 300k that I used to clear d first car is not paid. Now uncle from London seem interested in thise phony cars and his making arrangement to wire me d cash. He wants me to hand everything over to Fred. Fred and uncle from London no dey gree my fone rest again. Bush meat dey catch hunter. That awkward moment wen mugu become master...lol

sounds interesting, update us how it goes. If our uncle from London go send 300k

pansophist:
sounds interesting, update us how it goes. If our uncle from London go send 300k

no problem. I will keep u guys posted

Eiyaaaa for dem magas. I juz wish all Nigerians hav a smart brain as Ur's.

Chop the hell out of the Mofo.

both of you are magas