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Impossibilities In The World by imperiouxx(m): 10:10pm On Dec 02, 2014
1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, I know you will like to try it.

10 Things I Know About You:

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face, and you skipped No. 5.

8 ) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person and everyone does it, too.

10) You are probably going to like/share/repost this to see who else falls for it.


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Re: Impossibilities In The World by holatin(m): 10:13pm On Dec 02, 2014
you don't Ve brain

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Re: Impossibilities In The World by whugo(m): 11:08pm On Dec 02, 2014
How you take know? grin
Re: Impossibilities In The World by whugo(m): 11:10pm On Dec 02, 2014
holatin:
you don't Ve brain
holatin:
you don't Ve brain
holatin:
you don't Ve brain

Free the guy na


Him wan just belong
Re: Impossibilities In The World by holatin(m): 8:14am On Dec 03, 2014
whugo:


Free the guy na


Him wan just belong
hahaha am only saying some impossibility affecting him

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