Got dressed for work at about 7am and was about leaving when my phone rang, it was my neighbour, her name is happiness. A little about her, she is 18yrs beautiful, just finished her ssce and so jobless plus she's been crushing on me, which i discarded cos she's way too young and with her age that's infatuation.
I got her call and it was urgent. Please come i just hurt myself and need help cos no one is at home. Being a good samritan i rushed down holding a bottle of spirit & cotton wool
Got to the gate, pulled my shoes outside, and entered the house. Getting inside she was bleeding mildly,i quickly helped her to clean it up, suddenly she held me and was trying to be funny, it was too Early to be in such mood as i was already getting late for work, so as i was trying to stop her, she held me firm, trying to be free we heard foot steps, it was her dad returning, she quickly asked me to go as her father will kill us both, she opened the back gate, , not knowing what to do, i went through it just with my socks on, the man asked who own the shoes, and the girl said she doesn't know, the man then took the shoes into his room... Now am just like wtf# just got that shoe yesterday with good money. Now, should i go meet the man and collect it? What should i tell him? By the way had to go home to get another shoe. Am on my way to work, late ofcourse

Modified:
Just came from work by 4pm, saw the lady and her elder sister outside, no one said welcome.
Went inside, wanted to take my bath when the elder sister called me and narrated everything that happened this morning only from her sisters point of view. Said i went to their house to rape her sister. She said the only thing that would make her not tell her parents it was me was the little respect she has for me of which i just lost. She warned that i knew the consequences of telling.I got dumbfounded. Right now am confused. I didn't do anything yet everything is on me. Am angry, am tired. She is just all silent. My shoe is missing, am being perceived as a rapist. Just told the elder sister it wasn't so, she said if i kept arguing she will tell her Dad so me and him would settle scores. Had to apologise and let it go. Promised her that it was my last time she would see me anywhere near their compound.
Right now am really pissed! Really really angry!

Hahahaha. Got me srzly laffin. U go tell d babe to get your shoes na, babe wey fit lie say she no sabi who get shoe go fit lie say she no knw where shoe dey

Btw u mean to tell me if no b work u sef no go ....

Lumyboi:
Hahahaha. Got me srzly laffin. U go tell d babe to get your shoes na, babe wey fit lie say she no sabi who get shoe go fit lie say she no knw where shoe dey

Btw u mean to tell me if no b work u sef no go ....

Guy i just dey vex... That shoe cost me like 6k yesterday so...
Me don dey call the babe now she nor dey pick ni!
Plus i just learnt a bleeping mistake...'mind your business'

Hahahahahahahaha.. Op just say you are a comedian

Lmao.abeg tell the girl to return your shoes

Lol, you are lucky the days didn't meet you there.

Taleeysun:
Hahahahahahahaha.. Op just say you are a comedian

Guy this one na reality oh... E pass commedy bro. Am still on my way to work now, don't even know how i will explain my obvious late coming come!!!
Its well

Thanks for making my day. This is really really hilarious. Pls go and sin no more. As for your shoes, sorry bro but its gone forever.

brito:
Lol, you are lucky the days didn't meet you there.

Now what really did i do wrong? Was it bad to be of assistance
I don't know sha, whether i made a mistake for trying to run sef

faithugo64:
Lmao.abeg tell the girl to return your shoes

Mhen, the babe nor pick my calls again oh!
She just lock up...hain!!!

Dlionsheart:
Thanks for making my day. This is really really hilarious. Pls go and sin no more. As for your shoes, sorry bro but its gone forever.

Lool... You welcome. But i didn't sin now, only wanted to help ni!

Freest:

Now what really did i do wrong? Was it bad to be of assistance
I don't know sha, whether i made a mistake for trying to run sef

Nothing but I think you should ask her dad those questions, he's with your expensive shoes. lol

devil is a liar!

brito:




Nothing but I think you should ask her dad those questions, he's with your expensive shoes. lol

Guy... Her dad? Hmmmmm... That shoe pain me sha! Still thinking of how to get it back tho. Cant just leave it there now!

nickz:
devil is a liar!

Mhen! Big liar oh... Devil wan set me up this morning...
I nor fit chopbeans go shit akpu now, haba

lol....Srezly ds 1 g0t my cracking my ribs, weneva u notice d dad is 0ut, g0 and collect ur shoe den she'| av 2answer kweshens 4rm her dad wen he ask f d seized shoe...

nessaluv:
lol....Srezly ds 1 g0t my cracking my ribs, weneva u notice d dad is 0ut, g0 and collect ur shoe den she'| av 2answer kweshens 4rm her dad wen he ask f d seized shoe...

The shoes is inside his personal room... I can't assess it... And by the way he is my neigbour. Even if i succeed in stealing it, he will surely see it on me one day...

Dlionsheart:
Thanks for making my day. This is really really hilarious. Pls go and sin no more. As for your shoes, sorry bro but its gone forever.

He should pray the dad shouldn't carry the shoe to Ifa for consultation

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lady not guy, go and take your shoes, explain to him why you left it there

Freest:

Lool... You welcome. But i didn't sin now, only wanted to help ni!

hahahahahahahahah
bros, pls say the truth, your engine no move?
and if you weren't late to work, can you imagine the waist dance......................

Freest:

The shoes is inside his personal room... I can't assess it... And by the way he is my neigbour. Even if i succeed in stealing it, he will surely see it on me one day...

since d girl ain't picking up, den u jst av 2 wait wen d dad is 0ut den u g0 and tell her 2bring ur shoes 0ut ....

Exjoker:
He should pray the dad shouldn't carry the shoe to Ifa for consultation

Ifa?
Is that a name of a shoe
You know i schooled in ............

Freest:

Now what really did i do wrong? Was it bad to be of assistance
I don't know sha, whether i made a mistake for trying to run sef

..be glad he didnt meet u, atleast u stil v your *cock* nd life

I don't believe your story

Dlionsheart:


hahahahahahahahah
bros, pls say the truth, your engine no move?
and if you weren't late to work, can you imagine the waist dance......................

Erhn... Lemme think if i would... Ehrn... Dunno!
Well engine move sha... But i had to rebuke the devil jare... Plus i was in her house, thats not responsible plus
Am a Christian you know

That girl is suffering from overdose of Nollywood movies,see move wen she don pull on you before....
Tell her to retrieve your shoes joor

ireneony:
I don't believe your story

Well... Don't expect you to anyway... But its actually true.
By the way my Edo sisterhow are you

Dotwillis1:
..be glad he didnt meet u, atleast u stil v your *cock* nd life

What of my shoe? That shoe cant just finish like that na... Jist a day old shoe Haba

Savigne:
That girl is suffering from overdose of Nollywood movies,see move wen she don pull on you before....
Tell her to retrieve your shoes joor

I'll try...
Me a big boy, come dey behave like chicken wey them pour water this morning!!! Chai!

Freest:

Well... Don't expect you to anyway... But its actually true.
By the way my Edo sisterhow are you

actually my mum is edo (Bini)...my name is not pronounced in edo way...
dad ibo

Freest:

Ifa?
Is that a name of a shoe
You know i schooled in ............

Lol... Thunder fire... ok Xmas is just around the corner...

ireneony:
actually my mum is edo (Bini)...my name is not pronounced in edo way...
dad ibo

Cool!
You stay in Edo?
Irene in Edo means i have come huh?