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Top Five Inappropriate Questions To Ask A Lady You Are Asking Out... by mrbillz(m): 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
1. Are you a virgin ? Like seriously? What has that got to do with you? Why ask If she is a virgin when you are obviously not one? And would her answer in the affirmative or negation affect your emotional quest? 2. When was the last time you were laid? Okayguys, this question is dumb and denigrating. It insults the very essence of womanhood. So you expect her to keep a diary of love-making? Will you be happier if she says: 'this morning' and shock stupidity out of you? Does it matter when last she had some so far she doesn't owe you any allegiance as at that time? 3. How many guys have you slept with? In fact, some guys deserve to be thoroughly lashed and brutally slapped through the phone! Whats your business about that? Why audit her 'firm' when you've bought no shares there? Are you an FBI agent- Female Body Investigator trying to investigate her past or a Body assets valuer trying to assess her depreciation value? Does it matter If its 2 or 300? All that matters is that she is no longer a virgin! The only two men a woman willingly agrees to have slept with her are the man who disvirgined her and you the current bed mate! Don't worry, next time, appoint a personal infiltration committee or a population census commission to count the number of visitors to her primordial cavity and amorous privacy. 4. How many times have you had sex? Wow! Only you? Do you in all honesty expect her to remember or count? Do you take the scores of water that pass under the bridge? Does the ewedu veg have receipt? Does the center of pleasure carry an in-built pre- paid meter? If you are so interested, why not install a time censor in her body port or offer to officiate her subsequent sexual matches as an unpaid umpire! *straight face*. 5. Are you romantic? See, its not a must to talk! Sometimes, silence is golden. Don't say anything if ur speech is not better than silence! If u dn't av anytin to say "Shush"..CIAO 1 Like |
Re: Top Five Inappropriate Questions To Ask A Lady You Are Asking Out... by Nobody: 12:21am On Dec 04, 2014 |
hmmmm i'm really guilty of these |
Re: Top Five Inappropriate Questions To Ask A Lady You Are Asking Out... by Nobody: 12:22am On Dec 04, 2014 |
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Re: Top Five Inappropriate Questions To Ask A Lady You Are Asking Out... by Nobody: 12:34am On Dec 04, 2014 |
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