I was at a physics tutorial recently in unilag, and the guy holding the tuts just said that Newton actually had four laws of equation, nobody agreed, and the tutorial just scattered that day, na im i kum search google, and amazingly, i saw this:

Newton's fourth law
Recent evidence suggests that Newton
actually had four Laws of Motion
rather than three. (Maybe even more.)
For some reason, a Fourth Law, erased
from all existing manuscripts, stated:

“When people are mad, they move
faster.”
~ Newton's Fourth Law of Motion

Since its discovery, a bill to enact the
Fourth Law is moving through the
United States Congress , and a similar
movement is gathering steam in the
United Nations .

History
Why is this Fourth Law of Motion not
to be found anywhere in Newton's
writings? A popular view is that
extraterrestrials erased them.
Obviously, they wish to prevent human
advancement on the planet. This new
law could be the key to unlocking the
mysteries of the universe. The aliens
have been erasing key material and
setting advancement back thousands
of years.
Another theory is that the freemasons
are responsible. This view also rests
on the belief that the Fourth Law may
explain psychology--at least, a damn
sight better than Teaching Assistants
speaking to 400 students in a
freshman lecture hall. (It definitely
explains honeybees , which move much
faster when mad.) Adherents reason
that the application of this law could
be used to solve all social problems.
Since the freemason would then not
need a job, it must cover up the law at
all costs. Ah, but then why would
freemasons be moving to enact this
Law?
Another theory states that Newton
accidentally wrote the Fourth Law in
invisible ink. No one wants to test this
theory on his manuscripts for fear of
damaging the three time-tested ones.

Controversy
The discovery of the Fourth Law was
not without controversy. Dr. Ped Xing ,
president of the Union of Concerned
Scientists (the remainder not giving a
Bleep ) states: "My employees'
observations of chess tournaments do
not agree with this raw." (By which, he
means "law." "Many times when they
[the tournament participants] are
losing, they are mad, yet they still take
a long time before making their
moves."
Some scientists assert that the Fourth
Law indeed does apply to chess
players, who--even when angry--
execute their deliberation without any
movement at all. When they do in fact
move, the angular velocity of the
chessmen is higher than if they were
not as angry. Occasionally, a chess
player will take a captured piece and
throw it at his opponent.

Other renditions
One rendition of the Fourth Law has
been accorded less importance. This
states:

“Loose motion cannot be done in
slow motion.”
~ Newton's Fourth Law of diarrhea

This unpublished work might have
been meant originally as the Fourth
Law of Motion. In any case, it meets
the properties exhibited by the first
three.
Another rendition of the Fourth Law
that has been accorded no importance
at all states:

“Fat chicks, like stationary objects,
tend to stay that way.”
~ Newton's Fourth Law of Dating

In other words, objects (including sex
objects) at rest--say, flopped out in
front of the television set--tend to
remain at rest. Moreover, fat chicks,
unlike anger, make men exhibit slow
motion.
Source: http://www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Newton's_fourth_law

Hian,

Many are Mad, few are roaming?

Haba!!!

I won't believe this until you supply the equation depicting the fourth law.

OsoDupe:
I won't believe this until you supply the equation depicting the fourth law.

haven't seen any, but keep in mind that "Mad"as used in the law, isn't psychological Madness, but ANGER.