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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by RaeMystix: 9:03pm On Dec 07, 2014
dre11:


But I didn't see the said thing

And I have over search for it.. ....
Hmm!..Okay oh
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by dre11(m): 9:06pm On Dec 07, 2014
RaeMystix:

Hmm!..Okay oh

Should I do it

Or,

Ure on a second thought
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 11:51am On Dec 10, 2014
misshoree:
What if I didn't do this thingsdoes that change my nationality?
it didn't change anytin hun.. U still a Nigerian..Sleep Well..

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Nobody: 2:53am On Dec 22, 2014
Elantracey ..
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by Baikonline: 8:02pm On Jan 01, 2015
Guy ur totally right men. Child hood is fun

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Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by oliverjiad(m): 10:44pm On Jan 11, 2015
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun...... cheesy
gbayii bobooo,i did everything lolz grin grin
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by FincoApps(m): 1:06am On Jun 17, 2016
IjogzK:
I could relate to majority of them. Until the last few lines. T[b]hose were specific to razz kids.[/b]

I grew up at Ikoyi. grin

We are better than those that grew up in France

Very true @bolded
Re: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by edorhe14(m): 7:30pm On Mar 11, 2017
wow...those were the times.
i remember growing up we used to hide our books from our neighbours children books so they wont know our surname.

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